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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 3, 2007 19:32:59 GMT -1
Game 5[/i]
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 3, 2007 19:45:48 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] dont worry i will kick it away with my middle leg
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Jun 3, 2007 19:54:39 GMT -1
There were complaints that there was just not enough Calcium in the dutch diet...
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Post by Arnold on Jun 3, 2007 20:15:12 GMT -1
This is neither the time nor the place for your stupid fucking rendition of the Haka!
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Post by The Lucky C on Jun 3, 2007 20:15:22 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] Jump? Bah! I am too manly! I shall stand firm, the ball shall gravitate towards me, and no. 17's leg shall disintegrate. Hear me roar!
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Post by PASTIE on Jun 3, 2007 20:19:04 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] Whilst it was generally accepted that Van Persie's behaviour had been improper, most people recognised that he was only doing what everybody feels like doing when the crowd in front of them starts dancing to YMCA
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 3, 2007 20:26:57 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] The blonde haired defensive-linchpin wasn't TOO discreet when signalling to his Singarporean 'booker-maker' best-mate as the ball sailed over him![/i]
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Post by Giar on Jun 4, 2007 8:15:26 GMT -1
the Nigerian team were easily spooked claiming dutch voodoo was the only explanation for the one legged player scoring from a free kick............some stayed to try and fight, others just ran
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 4, 2007 8:18:45 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] My wings are like a shield of steel!!
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Post by reddeviljai on Jun 4, 2007 16:19:52 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] quick lads, do the haka now!!!!!
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Post by andyinshef on Jun 4, 2007 18:35:20 GMT -1
[/quote] ...the wall would have held firm, but for Marshal releasing last nights goat curry as a mark of defiance against his ongoing argument with the manager about bonus payments...
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jun 4, 2007 19:32:31 GMT -1
[/quote] Van Persie proves beyond doubt that he is not a one-legged rapist.
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Post by jjar on Jun 4, 2007 20:39:44 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] what you clapping for, the balls not in the net yet
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Post by thales on Jun 5, 2007 13:25:27 GMT -1
Ivory coast finally find a way to stop drogba diving much to his teammate's approval!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 5, 2007 14:26:51 GMT -1
[/quote] After proving all the doubters wrong about his usefulness in an arse kicking contest .......... the one legged man turned his attention to football!!
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 5, 2007 15:29:55 GMT -1
Game 5[/i] Across the continent of Africa, this is a classic demonstration of the Mbalawickizembezi sacrifice known as 'Imamada blackafrikanowitha bigcokaso thisawonhurt'.... ...or in English....'Taking one for the team'....
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jun 5, 2007 15:48:25 GMT -1
Shit! The invisible man is trying to give me a blow job!
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Post by officergroyman on Jun 5, 2007 17:33:14 GMT -1
Unfortunately for the defender, the ball took an unexpected dip at the last moment catching him full force in his groinular area........... new nickname Tri-Baller.
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Post by Ramboy on Jun 5, 2007 17:42:04 GMT -1
who told him to do the mexican wave
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Post by danthered on Jun 5, 2007 20:17:17 GMT -1
The Ivory Coast Defense is strengthened by the introduction of of a foookin hard pigmy
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