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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 3, 2007 19:26:38 GMT -1
Game 1[/i]
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Jun 3, 2007 19:50:14 GMT -1
WATCH where your putting that elbow, lad!
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Post by Arnold on Jun 3, 2007 19:51:31 GMT -1
"Holy shit I have kicked that wierd looking freaks head off!"
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 3, 2007 19:51:57 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] With Jackie Chan as the new coach Japanese ninja tackling was catching on
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Post by The Lucky C on Jun 3, 2007 20:06:47 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] He regretted playing football on the same pitch as the ninja-mincing convention
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Post by PASTIE on Jun 3, 2007 20:06:49 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] Hate attack on Dutch Line Dancers is greeted with universal approval.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jun 3, 2007 20:16:16 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] "WHOOOAAA!! Thirty seconds ago I was riding a skateboard in a half pipe. Blink twice and I'm surrounded by Dutchmen with full pip....where the the fook did THAT come from?"[/i]
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Jun 3, 2007 20:42:59 GMT -1
Engelbert Cantona was proud of his father, it was a matter of time before he got to kick fuck out of a fan.. [/i] [/quote]
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Post by jh1980 on Jun 4, 2007 7:48:39 GMT -1
An unusual addition to the Shaolin soccer team, "Iron Arse" tries to make an immediate impact...
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jun 4, 2007 8:14:15 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] No 5: See told you I could lift things with it
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Post by Giar on Jun 4, 2007 8:21:35 GMT -1
Kezman sucked arse at the cannon ball bridge when he went on takeshi's castle.........poor little fucker didnt even make it onto the bridge before he was sent flying
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Post by reddeviljai on Jun 4, 2007 16:12:36 GMT -1
"everybody was kung-fu fighting, those cats were fast as lightening"
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Post by andyinshef on Jun 4, 2007 18:40:57 GMT -1
[/quote] ...the Dutch team show just why they hold the current "Ministry of Funny Walks" world cup, despite a spirited display from the Japanese team....
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jun 4, 2007 19:22:38 GMT -1
[/quote] Van Basten was furious when two of his squad took his "you've got to roasht Keshmen on the pitch" instruction a little too seriously.....
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Post by jjar on Jun 4, 2007 20:16:16 GMT -1
[/i] [/quote] smoking in amsterdam leaves you feeling well laid back
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Post by danthered on Jun 5, 2007 10:53:18 GMT -1
Kezman was shocked when Cocu and Van Bronkhorst decided to let him go on the last of his Birthday Bumps he thought they were all friends
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Post by thales on Jun 5, 2007 13:06:00 GMT -1
Kezman jumped straight in when he heard about the more open dutch sexuality laws
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Post by addicted2venos on Jun 5, 2007 14:03:29 GMT -1
[/quote] The gaffer had asked for a tight marking job on their tricky number 8 ........ a tube of araldite and five minutes drying time later, the little git was going nowhere!!
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Jun 5, 2007 15:03:59 GMT -1
Game 1[/i] [/quote] Its amazing how often it takes for 2 swollen black bollocks and a very red chipolata to reinforce the concept of Dodgeball to new players.....
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Post by officergroyman on Jun 5, 2007 17:10:33 GMT -1
Kezman attempts to become the meat in the middle of a Cocu and Van Bronkhorst Dutch Sandwich.
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