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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 10, 2006 13:05:53 GMT -1
MATCH 2[/u] **A JOKER IS AVAILABLE THIS WEEK ONLY**[/i]
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Dec 10, 2006 13:55:28 GMT -1
[/u] **A JOKER IS AVAILABLE THIS WEEK ONLY**[/i] [/quote] A rather bemused Alan Shearer listens to a mesmarised Prince Charles..."Seriously Al, i'm not joking, people say my Camilla is an ugly fucker but she has tits like footballs....TITS LIKE FOOTBALLS i tell you....."I think i'll use the joker for this one
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Post by ArgyleChick on Dec 10, 2006 19:39:15 GMT -1
"You see Alan - you have to have a job lined up for when you retire..... let me show you my Wallace and Grommit impersonation and then you copy..........."
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Dec 10, 2006 20:18:28 GMT -1
[/u] **A JOKER IS AVAILABLE THIS WEEK ONLY**[/i] [/quote] 2 years in the smog of Tyneside, and Luque looked like a wrinkly old codger.....12 seasons and shearer now looked like a dried up old C*nt!
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Post by hornychihuahua on Dec 10, 2006 23:29:49 GMT -1
Again photo did not load so:
Steinhousemuir Chairman discusses the signing of Steven Preisely
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Post by Remember Jesus on Dec 11, 2006 3:35:01 GMT -1
'Obviously Al the first wife's tits were firmer. But this old bird likes me to give 'em a good rub'
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Post by ade on Dec 11, 2006 18:04:18 GMT -1
[/u] **A JOKER IS AVAILABLE THIS WEEK ONLY**[/i] [/quote] Shearer just nodding off then wakes up to Prince Charles balls this big and Goal
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Post by PASTIE on Dec 11, 2006 19:23:37 GMT -1
[/u] **A JOKER IS AVAILABLE THIS WEEK ONLY**[/i] [/quote] At first, Shearer thought that Charles was joking.
But as the mouse inched along the corner of the dressing room, Charles' lips parted on one side to expose a fiercesome fang. From deep within, a vibrating, threatening growl eminated and a fine silk like slither of dribble started to pool on the Prince's previously pristine lapel.
He was ready to pounce...
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Post by danthered on Dec 12, 2006 19:55:12 GMT -1
Shearer:- "So when we get out there lads we gotta be like tigers Ok, show em what i mean Charlie" HRH "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
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Post by Giar on Dec 13, 2006 17:24:53 GMT -1
"now Alan you might know a thing or 2 about scoring on the pitch but im a master at scoring with the ladies.................now Diana even though she didn't have the stamina and the staying power she had the looks and my god she could work those hips but Camilla on the other hand..........you know what they say about ugly birds and them being great in bed cause they dont know when they might get it next? well its true cause she's a fooking TIGER!!!!" joker please
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Post by andyinshef on Dec 15, 2006 19:51:21 GMT -1
[/quote] ...2007 News Sensation - Royal Family buy controlling interest in Newcastle United!!! Fans demonstrate - calling for the re-instatement of the greedy, two faced, thieving bastard that has been disposed... joker please
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 17, 2006 19:58:48 GMT -1
Match 2 Results[/i] 32 Rockin' Around Tenacious Lee 28 Santa is a Royal 12 Argyle "Angel" Chick 20 Andyinshef 10 Really Jolly Father Christmas 10 The Ghost of Xmas PASTIE 10 O Little Town of GresleyRam 10 Dantherednosedreindeer 8 All I want for xmas is frogs 8 Horny Humbug Chihuahua
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