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Post by Roaster©®™ on Apr 23, 2006 12:06:07 GMT -1
 Roaster's Bonus Ball[/i] 1. Total goals in Championship's Sunday Fixtures 2. Total number of yellow cards for Sunday's Championship fixtures |
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Post by alidyer on Apr 23, 2006 12:31:24 GMT -1
One legged football, no support allowed, always a laugh - especially when pissed
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Post by kinghornet on Apr 23, 2006 12:55:00 GMT -1
2006: the year of the football revolution
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Post by MikeNewellsBarmyArmy on Apr 23, 2006 12:59:17 GMT -1
Football: £12
Monk Clothing: £150
Fresh shaven haircut: £7
Watching a one legged monk fuck up kicking a ball:
PRICELESS
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Apr 23, 2006 15:16:33 GMT -1
Salman Rushdie was happy with the cover shot for his new book 'Fat monks are shit at football, but better than dirty Muslims' ... Roaster's Bonus Ball [/i] 1. Total goals in Championship's Sunday Fixtures 26 2. Total number of yellow cards for Sunday's Championship fixtures[/quote] 26 |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Apr 23, 2006 15:32:11 GMT -1
Roaster's Bonus Ball [/i] 1. Total goals in Championship's Sunday Fixtures 2. Total number of yellow cards for Sunday's Championship fixtures[/quote] Actor Jonny Briggs fuels the rumours that he's got Alzheimer's for real when he arrives at the studio in his pyjamas convinced he is in fact fat Portuguese legend EusebioNearly forgot the bonuses - gonna need these against Hulsey!!!!!! Bonus - Goals - 26 Yellow Cards - 17 |
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Post by Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox on Apr 23, 2006 15:49:07 GMT -1
Roaster's Bonus Ball [/i] 1. Total goals in Championship's Sunday Fixtures 2. Total number of yellow cards for Sunday's Championship fixtures[/quote] He's big, he's round, he weighs a million pound, GFJ.....GFJ!! Whoops forgot to add the bonuses.... Goals=24 Bookings=14 |
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Post by coachiolalufc on Apr 23, 2006 15:54:36 GMT -1
leeds fans cant believe there eyes when they see how much weight paul okon has lost since leaving the club |
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Post by mrdragon on Apr 23, 2006 16:52:07 GMT -1
Goals.
Lots against Argyle. 42 goals.
16 yellow cards.
"Wait, am I allowed to kick this if it is leather?" The reason that no Shao-lin monks were offered £50 mill by Chelsea.
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Post by ade on Apr 23, 2006 17:43:04 GMT -1
ive been pointed in the direction to the active retirement home by sheffield united
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Apr 23, 2006 21:02:05 GMT -1
Roaster's Bonus Ball [/i] 1. Total goals in Championship's Sunday Fixtures 2. Total number of yellow cards for Sunday's Championship fixtures[/quote] A balding GFJ turned his back on Catholisism, and became a Tibetan Monk. Here we see the new, slimline GFJ having a quick game of wallie between readings!goals 24 cards 37 |
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Post by eagleeye on Apr 24, 2006 10:29:15 GMT -1
Proof that Ho Lin Wan should stick to golf.
29 goals
29 yellow cards
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 24, 2006 12:29:19 GMT -1
Football: £12 Monk Clothing: £150 Fresh shaven haircut: £7 Watching a one legged monk fuck up kicking a ball: PRICELESSLMAO. Maybe I shouldn't bother after that! ;D |
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Post by Mrs H on Apr 24, 2006 12:33:15 GMT -1
Roaster's Bonus Ball [/i] 1. Total goals in Championship's Sunday Fixtures 2. Total number of yellow cards for Sunday's Championship fixtures[/quote] Buddha tries his best in the penalty shoot out after losing to Jesus in the arse kicking round of the Deity World Cup. 1. Total goals in Championship's Sunday Fixtures - 48 2. Total number of yellow cards for Sunday's Championship fixtures - 17 |
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Post by officergroyman on Apr 24, 2006 16:03:58 GMT -1
Rooney showed off his great form while on holiday in Chinese Taipei.
Roaster's Bonus Ball
1. Total goals in Championship's Sunday Fixtures ---> 50
2. Total number of yellow cards for Sunday's Championship fixtures ---> 15
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Post by PASTIE on Apr 24, 2006 18:54:35 GMT -1
Roaster's Bonus Ball [/i] 1. Total goals in Championship's Sunday Fixtures 2. Total number of yellow cards for Sunday's Championship fixtures[/quote] "Ah told yu ah wiz innoscint", claims ex Liverpool and Plymouth Argyle keeper Bruce Grobellaar, "all ah ivir sed wiz ah'm gan Tibet on fitball finals"Total goals - 23 Yellow cards 9 |
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Post by Coxy™ on Apr 24, 2006 21:10:50 GMT -1
Roaster's Bonus Ball [/i] 1. Total goals in Championship's Sunday Fixtures 2. Total number of yellow cards for Sunday's Championship fixtures[/quote] derby county has put the word out they are after a striker the only one who turned out was a one old Chinese man with one leg (he was snaped up) |
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Post by Super Danny Webber on Apr 24, 2006 21:45:32 GMT -1
Ronaldo was preparing for the world cup.. he knew it was a bad idea to got to Hillsborough
[glow=red,2,300]Goals[/glow]
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[glow=yellow,2,300]yellow cards[/glow]
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Post by Kman on Apr 25, 2006 10:03:22 GMT -1
He might well be a Nobel Peace Prize winning spiritual leader, but they don't call him Dalai 'Chopper' Lama for nothing.1. 27 goals 2. 39 yellow cards
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Apr 25, 2006 10:48:19 GMT -1
Roaster's Bonus Ball [/i] 1. Total goals in Championship's Sunday Fixtures 2. Total number of yellow cards for Sunday's Championship fixtures[/quote] The Deliha Lama prepares to unleash the unstoppable Budda Bender |
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