Season 3 New League

[Roaster©®™]

Season 3 will run until Saturday 25 March with the champion receiving the trophy from the Season 2 winner.

Points will be added to the league table as and when they are won and it is the same format as last time i.e.

The Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday captions will be posted on Sunday and the cut off time is midnight on the Wedneday.

Thursday, Friday and Saturday captions will be posted on Wednesday (Thursday at the latest). Cut off for submission is midnight on a Saturday. Marking will be on a Sunday - when the league table will updated and the following week's captions posted.

There will be a Champions League (based on Season 2 League Postions (Sterland gets a wild card entry) - where I will introduce some seedings. Full details tomorrow night. In brief (TO BE CONFIRMED) CL League league format will run to Saturday 18 March. Quarter Finals to Tues 21 March, Semis to Thursday 23 and the 3rd/4th and FINAL determined with scores from 24 and 25!

Bonus points may or may not be awarded - depends on any interesting fixtures! 7 pointers depends on Numbers of Entries (if over 15 then it's a 7 pointer)!

First captions to follow shortly - best of luck you lot! Make them funny make me laugh - and just prove to me how difficult a job it's going to be as Sterland keeps saying!

Best of Luck - let battle begin!

[PASTIE]

Ok, here we go again, no sleep, behind on my work, passing the weeks with an unendung sense of pressure...

[Sterland (S4E)]

and I am released from the shackles of being a Judge.. Have fun with it Roaster, you have a few tough calls to make! And I think we should all work on Pastie a liittle to persuade him to do his duty for a season...

[PASTIE]

Adopts Herbert Lom nervous tick.

Told you it was a possibility, but I need to wait a few weeks until the heat is off at work!

[Roaster©®™]

Sterland / Pastie: 2 TOP blokes on these boards!

My utmost respect to both. Both clever barstewards too.

To all of the new posters - CAV and Franko and rest of the day time crew will chew you up - but Pastie & Sterland with the rest of the regular nocturnal crew will destroy you!

Play the captions and survive.

[PASTIE]

I'm not quite sure how to take that...

[Roaster©®™]

I've not looked at responses so far. Dying too but will remain impartial till the last minute ;D

[PASTIE]

Wow - you'll never maintain that level of self discipline, especially once the bottle's half way down. And I'm still trying to work out who is going to chew who up, and whether or not that is a good thing...

[Golden_Boy™]

I am busy sharpening my teeth as we speak...

no chance you can keep that up Roast, but after quitting the fags I think you have enough willpower!

[Roaster©®™]

Lads - this is one official who'll never retiire ;D

[PASTIE]

One down, two to go. Gone for the surreal. This could be the week when I do have to go back and modify...

[Golden_Boy™]

modifying should be classed as cheating imo...

[Roaster©®™]

Modify what you like - open till midnight Wednesday

[Golden_Boy™]

alright gaffa

[PASTIE]

I have just struggled and strained and laboured over that. I probably don't have the energy left to modify. I stuck with the surreal. It comes with sleeplessness, fatigue and red wine.

[PASTIE]

roaster said:

Modify what you lie - open till midnight Wednesday

Besides which, what would be the point of modifying what I lie?

[Golden_Boy™]

fuckin teachers eh!!!!

[PASTIE]

No Capital letter, punctuation and missing a "g".

Must try harder.

[Golden_Boy™]

Where's that water bomb?

[PASTIE]

It'd be one hell of a throw from Watford - or were you planning on emailing it? I daren't open my CD drive...