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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 26, 2006 19:00:13 GMT -1
Uttoxeter is good too! Get through the pigsty then the road is straight to Stafford - bit of funny junction with the A51 but then straight into town from there. what pigsty......or is that an affectionate name for uttoxeter?? Im sure that if i go to uttoxeter down the A50 (quicker than having to go through Burton on a saturday) and get off at first uttoxter exit, Stafford is signposted! we shall see...but about an hour from here i reckon! Uttoxeter - my wife's ex is from there! Had a few run ins with the scrote ;D
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Post by JJ on Oct 26, 2006 19:01:45 GMT -1
Was down there a couple of weeks ago. Well, Tesco petrol station to be exact
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 26, 2006 19:15:57 GMT -1
Was down there a couple of weeks ago. Well, Tesco petrol station to be exact Burger King across the road (and roundabout off A50). Beat the fuck out of Macdonald's so worth the drive
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Post by JJ on Oct 26, 2006 19:18:10 GMT -1
That's the one!
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Post by officergroyman on Oct 26, 2006 19:44:11 GMT -1
maybe marginally, but remember he's american..they do have a tendency to exaggerate!! He's probably 5ft 10! ;D ;D is he 6ft7 with heals on? ;D 7'-0" with my 5" stilleto's...............................did I say that outloud!!!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 26, 2006 20:01:34 GMT -1
Best directions are via pubs. From the station: - The Bird in Hand The Hogshead (head TOWARDS The Bear - left at MacDonalds) Ye Olde Rose and Crown (it's a fucking shit hole) The Coach House The Vine (opposite the CH) OR you can go via:- The Bird in hand The Nags Head The Coach & Horses The Tavern The Swan Hotel The Bear Justices Joxer Brady's The Forrester & Firkin Ye Olde Rose & Crown The Coach House The Vine There is an even longer route but it involves over 5 minutes without a pub - so I won't give you that route.... ;D See you Saturday mate. Safe journey where are we meeting at night RO?? and can a bunch of semi drunk fuckwits find it easily?? ;D ;D Me and Dan will show Pete the way on Friday - and show you lot the way in daylight! Dan could pick you lot up from the Vine though as he'll be walking past it on route to The Hound! I'll explain the route from the bus for Tom and Shinney. I know the way - as it's me local ;D Its the only pub opposite Stafford Prison - which you canna fucking miss. Bet even you couldn't look over the sodding walls
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 26, 2006 22:41:05 GMT -1
OG's TOP 10 secrets:1. I'm just a wee lad at 6'-7", 255lbs (actually lost weight on my cleansing diet,more about that see #5 ;D ) 2. Huge Arsenal Supporter, actually knocked a few back with David Seaman. 3. Used to be involved with the Los Angeles Police Dept., have since moved on to bigger & better things. 4. Have cheated death when my parachutte failed to open during basic training. 5. Went on a 21 day fasting diet to cleanse my digestive tract & yes this diet included emimas. 6. Was nicknamed the ROCK by my previous coworkers, I do bear a slight resemblance to my bray. 7. Am a graduate of the University of Southern California, making your gangster a Trojan. 8. Used to own a Ferrari, but have since sold it and now drive a Dodge Truck. 9. Was voted Mr. Soccer (in your case Football) 2 years in a row in High School). 10. Have actually killed a man, actually more then one; however, it was in the line of duty. :oSome of these are genuinely scary!
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 26, 2006 22:48:17 GMT -1
Hmm.
Too much chat for RBNO, and too much arranging a get together I can't go to. Not that I'm bitter...
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 26, 2006 22:50:16 GMT -1
Did you like the undiscovered Gresley pic? ;D
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 27, 2006 9:17:56 GMT -1
After his 21 day fasting diet to cleanse his digestive tract Officer Groyman and his diet buddy were WELL impressed with the results[/i]
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 27, 2006 9:21:28 GMT -1
Are they all new secrets boys???
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 27, 2006 9:21:51 GMT -1
As OG prepares for his first enema - he wanders what the fuck the bamboo rods are for!!!/[/i]
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 27, 2006 9:23:22 GMT -1
Are they all new secrets boys??? Nope - the original and the best! Not sure if OG every posted any up though - so technically speaking "we're filling our boots" ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 27, 2006 9:26:10 GMT -1
Are they all new secrets boys??? Nope - the original and the best! Not sure if OG every posted any up though - so technically speaking "we're filling our boots" ;D Lol I'm glad mine have disappeared into the ether. You alright Ro?
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 27, 2006 9:28:15 GMT -1
Great thanks Mrs H - how's your goodself?
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 27, 2006 9:30:10 GMT -1
Great thanks Mrs H - how's your goodself? It's Friday so it's a good day ;D So should I be watching the news on Saturday night for events and riots in Stafford? Oh and remember the clocks go back on Saturday night so you get a whole hour's extra drinking in!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 27, 2006 9:38:45 GMT -1
Should be safe on that score Mrs H!
Our final venue is open till 4.00am anyway AND Saturday is Tequila Night! £1.00 a shot and for a few quid extra you can lick the salt from the bodies of scantily clad dancing girls ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 27, 2006 9:40:49 GMT -1
Should be safe on that score Mrs H! Our final venue is open till 4.00am anyway AND Saturday is Tequila Night! £1.00 a shot and for a few quid extra you can lick the salt from the bodies of scantily clad dancing girls ;D Is it a brothel or just a nice dream you had Ro?
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 27, 2006 9:44:13 GMT -1
It's Kosher Mrs H! Dan has checked it out ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 27, 2006 9:45:42 GMT -1
It's Kosher Mrs H! Dan has checked it out ;D So it's a Jewish brothel. JJ should like it then! ;D Why doesn't it suprise me that Dan has checked it out. Are you allowed to "smoke" there as well?
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