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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Oct 24, 2006 20:28:13 GMT -1
Gres made the mistake of not lying 'completely flat' whilst fucked up in Stafford Town Centre..... And sure enough the burglars snatched everything!
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Post by shinny on Oct 24, 2006 20:29:28 GMT -1
PMSL Ster!!!
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Post by ade on Oct 24, 2006 21:47:37 GMT -1
my secrets were on the old 1 but here we go with some new ones 1. never broken a bone in my body 2. have pissed up greggs wall 3. i get threatened by chavs 4. i have had a 3some 5. i have smoked before 6. been ran over before 7. have only been to 2 countries abroad usa and france 8. my quickiest drink of a pint is 4 seconds 8.
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Post by officergroyman on Oct 26, 2006 14:39:46 GMT -1
OG's TOP 10 secrets:
1. I'm just a wee lad at 6'-7", 255lbs (actually lost weight on my cleansing diet,more about that see #5 ;D )
2. Huge Arsenal Supporter, actually knocked a few back with David Seaman.
3. Used to be involved with the Los Angeles Police Dept., have since moved on to bigger & better things.
4. Have cheated death when my parachutte failed to open during basic training.
5. Went on a 21 day fasting diet to cleanse my digestive tract & yes this diet included emimas.
6. Was nicknamed the ROCK by my previous coworkers, I do bear a slight resemblance to my bray.
7. Am a graduate of the University of Southern California, making your gangster a Trojan.
8. Used to own a Ferrari, but have since sold it and now drive a Dodge Truck.
9. Was voted Mr. Soccer (in your case Football) 2 years in a row in High School).
10. Have actually killed a man, actually more then one; however, it was in the line of duty.
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Post by peter2dc on Oct 26, 2006 14:52:58 GMT -1
my secrets recap:
1. married for the 2nd time...heading for a divorce by dec.2007
2. 2 sons...1 unofficial kid (girl) and 4 step kids
3. pissed in a pool which turns urine red!
4. was arrested in east germany as a soldier...
5. shat in a bidet thinking it was a toilet
6. playing for Tus Celle in germany...i broke an oppostions leg...twice in two years...the same bloke!!!
7. was busted three time in the army...voted worst soldier in NATO
8. had sex with two women at one time ...many years ago...and lasted 3.9 seconds...its never happened since! ;D
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Post by JJ on Oct 26, 2006 14:54:43 GMT -1
3.9 seconds Pete!! That's bloody impressive
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Post by peter2dc on Oct 26, 2006 14:57:03 GMT -1
3.9 seconds Pete!! That's bloody impressive ...not my greatest moment in life
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 26, 2006 15:35:34 GMT -1
3.9 seconds Pete!! That's bloody impressive And that included taking his strides off ;D
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Post by peter2dc on Oct 26, 2006 15:49:04 GMT -1
hello ro...strides? ...nah...it was without clothing...but did include a ciggie...
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 26, 2006 15:53:19 GMT -1
;D
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Post by peter2dc on Oct 26, 2006 16:06:23 GMT -1
should see you tomorrow ro...!?
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 26, 2006 16:22:08 GMT -1
Hopefully - what time you expected in Stafford?
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 26, 2006 17:08:51 GMT -1
Guess Who??? Lets the captions flow................. ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 26, 2006 17:13:29 GMT -1
Guess Who??? Lets the captions flow................. ;D PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D quality picture that!! where did you get that from..was it myspace?? now that was a MESSY night (my 30th).....70's and 80's fancy dress!! my mate Gogzy (left) was fuckin shitfaced and puked all over his wig in the taxi..... ;D ;D
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 26, 2006 17:16:02 GMT -1
On the Piccies thread - very early posting! Was showing my daughter the respective mugshots of the RBNO Stafford Drinkies crew.
Don't mind her - she's just a nosy little git - bit like my fookin' missus......
She said you looked better on the Cuban photo
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Post by peter2dc on Oct 26, 2006 17:17:27 GMT -1
Hopefully - what time you expected in Stafford? i land at 7.00am...8.00 am should have my car...2hour(?) drive to stafford?...but I'll guess and say between 11-12.00
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 26, 2006 17:18:29 GMT -1
On the Piccies thread - very early posting! Was showing my daughter the respective mugshots of the RBNO Stafford Drinkies crew. Don't mind her - she's just a nosy little git - bit like my fookin' missus...... She said you looked better on the Cuban photo Thats because i wasnt bladdered and wearing a lime green pimp suit!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by peter2dc on Oct 26, 2006 17:19:13 GMT -1
nice pic gres...didnt realise you had some scouser in you!!!?
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 26, 2006 17:21:04 GMT -1
nice pic gres...didnt realise you had some scouser in you!!!? ;D ;D ;D ;D ay, ay caaaalm down maaate!! thought OG might like the threads...they would probably fit him as well!! and yes...before you ask...i do still have the suit, and NO i wont wear it on saturday!!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 26, 2006 17:24:13 GMT -1
Hopefully - what time you expected in Stafford? i land at 7.00am...8.00 am should have my car...2hour(?) drive to stafford?...but I'll guess and say between 11-12.00 4 hours'll be about right, mate - Friday traffic. All the fucking Southerners travelling North to their country estates.......Cheshire, Derbyshire..... ;D Depending on M25 / M1 (or M40 - M6) you might make it in 3 and half though (but remember - no diplomatic immunity over here ;D) Safe journey fella - and might see you tomorrow!
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