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Post by Class Joke on May 19, 2006 10:00:26 GMT -1
Liverpool are stuggling for firepower up front, so the send their cheif scout to eastern europe, while in bosnia he notices this young hotshot destroy the opposition and arranges a meeting with him, he see's he can speak pretty good english and holds a EU passport so he has a word with Benitez and within a few days he is unveiled at Anfield. The time came for his debut and he was an instant hit scoring a hat-trick including a last minute winner. After the mathc he phones home, "Mother," he says "I scored a hat-trick on m debut today!" "well thats all very well but while uve been playing for ur fancy new team, ur younger sister was raped by the local militia, ur brother was chased and mauled by wild dogs and ur father was shot by a rebel sniper!!!!!" the young starlet replies with "oh mother, i dont know what to say..." "well u can start with and apology" his mother says "Its ur fault we moved to Liverpool!!!"
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Post by Teesside White on May 19, 2006 10:02:16 GMT -1
thats my joke by the way, it logged me out automatically with out me realising
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on May 19, 2006 10:16:41 GMT -1
Morning TW - new to the board?
welcome!
GFJ.
;D
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Post by doyleisaroyal on May 30, 2006 13:05:41 GMT -1
Hahah very good!!!
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