Song for Dowie/Clowntown

[ianevansleg]

To the Tune of Downtown by Petula Clarke)

When you're alone and life is making you lonely
then your the ex-Manager of - Clown Town
When you've all worries, a face like slurry
and you're inbred thats - Clown Town
Just listen to the booing of the tramps in the stand
Or Linger on the sidewalk where the pikey girls really aren't pretty

The pubs are much shiter there
You can find all your troubles, forget all your hopes
In Clown town, you're team has been sunk
Clown Town - No worse place for sure
Clown Town - The Championship is waiting for You

Don't hang around and or the misery will surround you
I've never seen so many mingers on show - Clown town
Surely you must know some better place to go
Anywhere else but - Clown Town
Listen to the rhythym of a passing Vauxhall nova
You'll be playing Plymouth City before the next seasons over

The Clubs are wall to wall Burbery there
You'll be in a fight, and it feels like your a lifer
In Clown Town, things aren't even better if your drunk
Clown Town - No worse place I'm sure
Clown Town - The championship is waiting for you

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you
but you can bet their gonna turn your house over
and sleep with your wife, as soon as they're sober

So next season we'll see you there
We can run to the station, forget the car, its probably already gone
Clown town, things'll be shite when your're
in Clown Town - Don't wait for a minute
Clown Town the championship is waiting for you.

;D ;D ;D

[JJ]

Taking back over at Palarse or so I heard..

[fcredblue]

jj said:

Taking back over at Palarse or so I heard..

we are still sueing him....

[HURLOCK]

ianevansleg said:

To the Tune of Downtown by Petula Clarke)

When you're alone and life is making you lonely
then your the ex-Manager of - Clown Town
When you've all worries, a face like slurry
and you're inbred thats - Clown Town
Just listen to the booing of the tramps in the stand
Or Linger on the sidewalk where the pikey girls really aren't pretty

The pubs are much shiter there
You can find all your troubles, forget all your hopes
In Clown town, you're team has been sunk
Clown Town - No worse place for sure
Clown Town - The Championship is waiting for You

Don't hang around and or the misery will surround you
I've never seen so many mingers on show - Clown town
Surely you must know some better place to go
Anywhere else but - Clown Town
Listen to the rhythym of a passing Vauxhall nova
You'll be playing Plymouth City before the next seasons over

The Clubs are wall to wall Burbery there
You'll be in a fight, and it feels like your a lifer
In Clown Town, things aren't even better if your drunk
Clown Town - No worse place I'm sure
Clown Town - The championship is waiting for you

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you
but you can bet their gonna turn your house over
and sleep with your wife, as soon as they're sober

So next season we'll see you there
We can run to the station, forget the car, its probably already gone
Clown town, things'll be shite when your're
in Clown Town - Don't wait for a minute
Clown Town the championship is waiting for you.

;D ;D ;D

Regardless of what you say they've achieved what Palarse so desperately want to

[ianevansleg]

hurlock said:

ianevansleg said:

To the Tune of Downtown by Petula Clarke)

When you're alone and life is making you lonely
then your the ex-Manager of - Clown Town
When you've all worries, a face like slurry
and you're inbred thats - Clown Town
Just listen to the booing of the tramps in the stand
Or Linger on the sidewalk where the pikey girls really aren't pretty

The pubs are much shiter there
You can find all your troubles, forget all your hopes
In Clown town, you're team has been sunk
Clown Town - No worse place for sure
Clown Town - The Championship is waiting for You

Don't hang around and or the misery will surround you
I've never seen so many mingers on show - Clown town
Surely you must know some better place to go
Anywhere else but - Clown Town
Listen to the rhythym of a passing Vauxhall nova
You'll be playing Plymouth City before the next seasons over

The Clubs are wall to wall Burbery there
You'll be in a fight, and it feels like your a lifer
In Clown Town, things aren't even better if your drunk
Clown Town - No worse place I'm sure
Clown Town - The championship is waiting for you

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you
but you can bet their gonna turn your house over
and sleep with your wife, as soon as they're sober

So next season we'll see you there
We can run to the station, forget the car, its probably already gone
Clown town, things'll be shite when your're
in Clown Town - Don't wait for a minute
Clown Town the championship is waiting for you.

;D ;D ;D

Regardless of what you say they've achieved what Palarse so desperately want to

They have done well over the last 6 years but may well have self-destructed but yes we would like to be where they are at present but then we had our time in the 1990's.

Will yours ever come ;D

[HURLOCK]

We are a championship side, makes no bones about that. You never sustained promotion wheras they have.

I also think they'll pull out of this mess

[ianevansleg]

hurlock said:

We are a championship side, makes no bones about that. You never sustained promotion wheras they have.

I also think they'll pull out of this mess

At the moment you are a league 1 side i think you are too good to go down but not good enough to go up(never mind with PT in charge we will be playing you next year)


Time will tell as far as you are concerned but to be honest i can't see you in the premiership for years to come yet.

We managed to last 4 seasons 89-93 but after that straight down on the three occasions we got promoted, so yeah you are right about that.

I think there is a lot of trouble at Clowntown, from what i hear a lot of players have got big ego's and there is a lot of resentment amongst the players.

I also don't think that Les Reed is the man to sort it out

[fcredblue]

hurlock said:

We are a championship side, makes no bones about that.

hang on have i missed something... if you're a championship side then how comes we havnt played you this year...

;D