Gods not giving much away

[Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox]

A talk with the big guy ahead of tomorrows game...........



Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Can you tell me if Leeds United will beat Crystal Palace tomorrow
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Are you testing me?
Me:
Well yes i guess so
God:
Interesting. I'm not here to be tested. Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
yes then
God:
Hmm.
Me:
So will Leeds win?
God:
That's alright. It could happen.
Me:
Please say yes or no
God:
Thank you for your request. " yes or no".
Me:
Pick an answer then, yes or no
God:
I can't decide. You choose.
Me:
Yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Do you agree?
God:
" Blimey."? Do I agree?
Me:
Do you agree Leeds will win?
God:
I'll assume it for now.
Me:
So you'll assume Leeds will win for now?
God:
If you insist, yes


MOT! (with the almighty!)

[Roaster©®™]

Always said he was a Top Man

[C@V]

roaster said:

Always said he was a Top Man

Good morning Fine sir!!

[coachiolalufc]

god told me we would get promoted, didnt save the convo though, theres an ask lucifer somewhere, he speaks a bit of french and stuff

[coachiolalufc]

god is on our side today!!!


Me:
hello lord
God:
Hello there. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
ok
God:
OK.
Me:
will leeds win on this hevanly day?
God:
Good chance.
Me:
cheers
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
im not done with you
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not done with me.
Me:
will leeds get promotion this year?
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
will leeds get promoted into the premiership this year?
God:
Good chance.

[Roaster©®™]

cavroyal said:

roaster said:

Always said he was a Top Man

Good morning Fine sir!!

And Top of the Afternoon to good sir!

[Tony Yeboah's Lunchbox]

hulsey said:

A talk with the big guy ahead of tomorrows game...........



Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Can you tell me if Leeds United will beat Crystal Palace tomorrow
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Are you testing me?
Me:
Well yes i guess so
God:
Interesting. I'm not here to be tested. Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
yes then
God:
Hmm.
Me:
So will Leeds win?
God:
That's alright. It could happen.
Me:
Please say yes or no
God:
Thank you for your request. " yes or no".
Me:
Pick an answer then, yes or no
God:
I can't decide. You choose.
Me:
Yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Do you agree?
God:
" Blimey."? Do I agree?
Me:
Do you agree Leeds will win?
God:
I'll assume it for now.
Me:
So you'll assume Leeds will win for now?
God:
If you insist, yes


MOT! (with the almighty!)

God was right!

[Roaster©®™]

He told me Leeds wouldn't win the PL in the next few years but would win the Champions League ;D

AND the manc scum would go bankrupt