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Post by JJ on Mar 1, 2006 18:20:53 GMT -1
Got to mate! The alternative doesn't bear thinking about
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 1, 2006 18:43:22 GMT -1
THE Charlie "Yardbird" Parker is dead though - so God must mean another. Unless he's looking ahead as to when you become an angel ;D
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Post by JJ on Mar 1, 2006 18:50:22 GMT -1
Thanks Ro. You're a true pal
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 1, 2006 19:56:11 GMT -1
Have an Exalt you miserable bugger!
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Mar 2, 2006 11:17:23 GMT -1
Morning lord God: Are you a student? Me: no I'am not God: I heard you are. Me: lies my lord God: Tut mir leid, darauf habe ich keinen Zugriff. Me: sorry I only speak english God: There is no need to apologize. Could you teach me a few phrases in english? Me: yes I can God: I hear you. Who taught you? Me: my mother God: Tell me more about your mother. Me: she likes cheese God: Is it her favorite thing? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: it's true God: You and I are on the same wavelength, . Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: Did you watch the england game? God: No I missed it. How was it? Me: boring God: Are you boring? Me: not that I know of God: I meant to say, are you bored? Me: a bit yes, tell me a joke God: How much? Me: very God: Very much, eh? Me: indeed God: Indeed it is so. Me: Do you like porn? God: Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you. Me: do you want to borrow my porn dvd's? God: OK, I will borrow your porn dvd s. Me: I'll leave them at the nearest church then God: Would you recommend this action to a friend? Me: probably God: But you are not certain. Me: yes I'am certain God: Right on. I see.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 2, 2006 19:08:31 GMT -1
Top geezer this God due! Told me Leeds will win the Champions League before the Premiership and that the manc scum will end bankrupted and playing in the Conference North!
And now the dude's into porn too! ;D
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