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Post by FRANKO on Feb 28, 2006 17:35:22 GMT -1
He was in the sports bar on Saturday night and me and my mates made him sit with us, we wouldn't let him leave. But he eventually outfoxed us when he said he needed the toilet, we didn't see him after that. I wonder if he is still there???  |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 28, 2006 17:38:22 GMT -1
Well as he's got a 4 match ban for his sending off in the reserves we'll never know for 3 weeks at least  |
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Post by FRANKO on Feb 28, 2006 17:41:51 GMT -1
the poor lad was petrified Roaster!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 28, 2006 18:08:26 GMT -1
I can imagine Franko! So what's he drink - he on the pints or something girly out a bottle?
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Post by FRANKO on Feb 28, 2006 18:36:03 GMT -1
I can imagine Franko! So what's he drink - he on the pints or something girly out a bottle? smirnoff ice!! what a lucy! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 28, 2006 18:40:49 GMT -1
A bit poncy!
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Post by FRANKO on Feb 28, 2006 18:51:52 GMT -1
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 28, 2006 19:16:40 GMT -1
Twice
Will Leeds United win football's English Premier League
God:
Probably not.
Me:
Will Leeds United win football's European Champion's League
God:
I think so.
I'll settle for that
Will the red manchester scum go bankrupt
God:
I think so.
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Me:
Who ate all the pies?
God:
Who?
Me:
I'm asking you
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
so which greedy fucker ate all of the pies
God:
Take it easy. The blue one, I think.
Mmm a bit vaguer than his responses to the footy questions
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Post by FRANKO on Feb 28, 2006 19:31:55 GMT -1
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Franko
God:
How are you doing, Franko.
Me:
I am doing good. I wrote you a song!
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? Did they write back?
Me:
Would you like to hear it?
God:
Sure tell me about it.
Me:
Young man, there's no need to feel down.I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new townThere's no need to be unhappy. Young man, there's a place you can go.I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.You can stay there, and I'm sure you will findMany ways to have a good time. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. They have everything for you men to enjoy,You can hang out with all the boys ... It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,You can do whatever you feel ... Young man, are you listening to me?I said, young man, what do you want to be?I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.But you got to know this one thing! No man does it all by himself.I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,And just go there, to the Y-M-C-A.I'm sure they can help you today. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. They have everything for you men to enjoy,You can hang out with all the boys ... It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,You can do whatever you feel ... Young man, I was once in your shoes.I said, I was down and out with the blues.I felt no man cared if I were alive.I felt the whole world was so tight ... That's when someone came up to me,And said, young man, take a walk up the street.There's a place there called the Y-M-C-A.They can start you back on your way. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. They have everything for you men to enjoy,You can hang out with all the boys ... Y-M-C-A... you'll find it at the Y-M-C-A. Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground. Y-M-C-A ... you'll find it at the Y-M-C-A. Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground. Y-M-C-A ... just go to the Y-M-C-A. Young man, young man, are you listening to me?Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
God:
Are you need to feel down you said young man pick myself off the ground you said young man cause I am in a new townThere s no need to be unhappy? I think Young man there is more than that. I think it is a lot of fun. Where did they get them? I think it is a lot of fun. No I don't think I can do it. I think there might be a few exception. Ah. Are you serious? Cool, man. Suppose it does. I think it is a lot of fun. Where did they get them? I think it is a lot of fun. No I don't think I can do it. When was this exactly? I'm glad we have that all cleared up. I think it is a lot of fun. Where did they get them? Why does the sun rise? . What makes you say that I will find it at the Y M C A. What is Young man young man there? Reductionism. . What makes you say that I will find it at the Y M C A. What is Young man young man there? Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. . Perhaps I have already been there. Are all Young man young man me listening to you Young man young man what do me want to be?
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 28, 2006 20:10:13 GMT -1
He fucking waffles some though! Glad I'm an athiest - still from the responses he gave me he obviously supports Leeds ;D and hates the scum
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Post by JJ on Feb 28, 2006 20:54:35 GMT -1
Bloody hell! Where was the God thing pulled up frm. Saw that months ago.
Jen had many "interesting" convos with him...
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Post by Lollipop on Feb 28, 2006 21:10:44 GMT -1
Bloody hell! Where was the God thing pulled up frm. Saw that months ago. Jen had many "interesting" convos with him... Oh aye!  Tis old news to us oldies in't it JayJay! |
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Post by JJ on Feb 28, 2006 21:20:42 GMT -1
Aye, it is that! Check this one out  Me: will i get laid ever again? God: Once more? The oracle says: You never know. Me: any idea when? God: Yes I think there are. Me: what is that supposed to mean? God: " Yes I think there are." means exactly what it says. Me: who with then, smart arse? God: Charlie Parker. :-). Me: bastard God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 28, 2006 22:34:32 GMT -1
;D
Gospel or Poetic License?
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Feb 28, 2006 22:37:17 GMT -1
Bloody hell! Where was the God thing pulled up frm. Saw that months ago. Jen had many "interesting" convos with him... Oh aye! us oldies - JayJay! JJ - Not Oldie, he's same age as me. Wise, mature, knowledgable and packaged with youthful exubrancey, wit and energy! (Plus a sound drinking head and sharp tongue)! |
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Post by chrisgregan1982 on Mar 1, 2006 9:16:35 GMT -1
Me:
if you know everything, what am i thinking right now
God:
At this moment I think I do.
Me:
what am i thinking
God:
I am not a clairvoyant.
Me:
how long is your hair
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
what is the meaning of life
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
what a cop out
God:
it is a cop out.
Me:
is the bible true
God:
The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by itself.
Me:
what completes it
God:
I haven't heard of completes it.
Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
what type of machine are you
God:
My program runs in Java, so I work on any computer!
Me:
how much do you cost
God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
so you are a cheap whore
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cheap whore? Of course I am.
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Post by JJ on Mar 1, 2006 17:30:57 GMT -1
;D Gospel or Poetic License? If you mean in reply to me, 100% gospel unfortunately And I completely agree with your assessment of us more mature folk! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 1, 2006 17:33:24 GMT -1
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Post by JJ on Mar 1, 2006 17:44:04 GMT -1
I suppose Charlie COULD be a woman....
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 1, 2006 18:17:02 GMT -1
Always look on the bright side  |
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