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Post by HURLOCK on Mar 29, 2007 8:25:28 GMT -1
Why is it that when women are on are diet, everybody in the family has to be on a diet as well? because we have to suffer as well, forgot that one very good point! an office I used to work in there was some real lardys there, constantly on a diet and no weight loss. But when it came to birthdays you had to buy them a piece of fruit instead of cake! Made me laugh because they probably had a whole forrest gateau when they got home!
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Post by skippysablue on Mar 29, 2007 8:25:55 GMT -1
g'day Stan, Everythings ridgydidge down here, although a bit cold only 25C today but then again it is Autumn! I suppose i'll just have to try and sneek a packet of TimTams past the wife and pig out when She's gone to bed.
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Post by Stan on Mar 29, 2007 8:27:08 GMT -1
Legs are the best bit.... any chance of a sneaky pic of your mate's legs - for your old dirty pal stan? LMAO I think I'd get in trouble if I started trying to take pictures under tables Stanley! I'll have a root around at home sometime, see if I can find any pictures... now's not the time or the place! I didn;t quite mean under the table - but if that's an option.... Why is now not the time or place...? Surely every moment is a moment for appreciating wondrful legs...? <rolls up trousers>
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Post by HURLOCK on Mar 29, 2007 8:27:36 GMT -1
pictures of Jules drinking special brew with the winos comes to mind, could make for interesting conversation! LOL you should meet Caroline mate, she is a stunner... tall, long dark hair, extremely good legs. If I'd ever thought I had half a chance... well you can figure out the rest of that sentence! Lawyer too, muchos spondoolies! ;D sounds good mate, if she's single you never know try your luck!
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Post by Stan on Mar 29, 2007 8:28:28 GMT -1
g'day Stan, Everythings ridgydidge down here, although a bit cold only 25C today but then again it is Autumn! I suppose i'll just have to try and sneek a packet of TimTams past the wife and pig out when She's gone to bed. Ridgydidge...!!! Like it. Yep- that's the spirit... when the lion sleeps you must feed! (Not calling your missus a lion or anything.... I'm sure she's more of a wombat!)
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Post by skippysablue on Mar 29, 2007 8:28:36 GMT -1
Bit of advice for everyone. When their "other half" asks "does my bum look big in this" Never ever answer truthfully! A little white lie now and then never hurts!
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Post by Stan on Mar 29, 2007 8:29:43 GMT -1
Bit of advice for everyone. When their "other half" asks "does my bum look big in this" Never ever answer truthfully! A little white lie now and then never hurts! The answer ALWAYS to that question is an emphatic NO before she's finished the question!
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Post by thales on Mar 29, 2007 8:30:19 GMT -1
morning people, not to shock you but i saw the other stan smile last night
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 29, 2007 8:30:30 GMT -1
Why is it that when women are on are diet, everybody in the family has to be on a diet as well? Because we're the ones that do the cooking Skippy.
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Post by Stan on Mar 29, 2007 8:31:33 GMT -1
morning people, not to shock you but i saw the other stan smile last night Eh? ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on Mar 29, 2007 8:31:48 GMT -1
LMAO I think I'd get in trouble if I started trying to take pictures under tables Stanley! I'll have a root around at home sometime, see if I can find any pictures... now's not the time or the place! I didn;t quite mean under the table - but if that's an option.... Why is now not the time or place...? Surely every moment is a moment for appreciating wondrful legs...? <rolls up trousers> legs, mmmmmmmmmmmm
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Post by skippysablue on Mar 29, 2007 8:32:05 GMT -1
g'day Stan, Everythings ridgydidge down here, although a bit cold only 25C today but then again it is Autumn! I suppose i'll just have to try and sneek a packet of TimTams past the wife and pig out when She's gone to bed. Ridgydidge...!!! Like it. Yep- that's the spirit... when the lion sleeps you must feed! (Not calling your missus a lion or anything.... I'm sure she's more of a wombat!) Absolutely, She's a Wombat: Mean spirited and long claws!
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Post by HURLOCK on Mar 29, 2007 8:32:29 GMT -1
Why is it that when women are on are diet, everybody in the family has to be on a diet as well? Because we're the ones that do the cooking Skippy. not true
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 29, 2007 8:33:00 GMT -1
I didn;t quite mean under the table - but if that's an option.... Why is now not the time or place...? Surely every moment is a moment for appreciating wondrful legs...? <rolls up trousers> I'll see what I can find matey. I'm at work dude, not at home! Therefore I don't have the files to hand... oh and web access is a *little* more restricted here so I can't find someone similar and say "she looks like that"
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Post by Stan on Mar 29, 2007 8:33:33 GMT -1
Because we're the ones that do the cooking Skippy. not true I bet skip does the <ott accent> Baaaarby each night!
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 29, 2007 8:34:17 GMT -1
I didn;t quite mean under the table - but if that's an option.... Why is now not the time or place...? Surely every moment is a moment for appreciating wondrful legs...? <rolls up trousers> I'll see what I can find matey. I'm at work dude, not at home! Therefore I don't have the files to hand... oh and web access is a *little* more restricted here so I can't find someone similar and say "she looks like that" Are you saying she looks like a porn star?
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Post by Stan on Mar 29, 2007 8:34:32 GMT -1
I didn;t quite mean under the table - but if that's an option.... Why is now not the time or place...? Surely every moment is a moment for appreciating wondrful legs...? <rolls up trousers> I'll see what I can find matey. I'm at work dude, not at home! Therefore I don't have the files to hand... oh and web access is a *little* more restricted here so I can't find someone similar and say "she looks like that" WORK!!! I thought you were just a soap - dodging drain on society.... of the nicest kind obv!
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Post by thales on Mar 29, 2007 8:35:01 GMT -1
morning people, not to shock you but i saw the other stan smile last night Eh? ;D steve staunton!! howdy skippy, timtams mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 29, 2007 8:35:08 GMT -1
sounds good mate, if she's single you never know try your luck! I'm pretty certain I know where I stand on that one, I'm just a friend.
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Post by skippysablue on Mar 29, 2007 8:35:41 GMT -1
Why is it that when women are on are diet, everybody in the family has to be on a diet as well? Because we're the ones that do the cooking Skippy. I'm sorry Mrs H but I do the cooking in my house, mind you it doesn't take much to chuck a shrimp on the barbie ;D
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