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Post by jh1980 on Mar 28, 2007 14:13:10 GMT -1
Jules when you get to the stage where sheep are a better option then women you really need to take a step back! and away from the cliff edge........ hello Eoin. what if the abyss stares back?!
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Post by HURLOCK on Mar 28, 2007 14:14:06 GMT -1
Tis the link to the breed of sheep! Well, there's a certain irony!!! I'm not the one who looks up sheep pictures on the web?! Not really matey, google images gave me the link
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Post by HURLOCK on Mar 28, 2007 14:15:24 GMT -1
Jules when you get to the stage where sheep are a better option then women you really need to take a step back! Honey, until my picture is in the papers as the first man to be convicted of bestiality for years, I wouldn't take my bitterness too seriously! I might as well entertain people, it's better than doing my job...! perfectly legal in the Lebanon to have sex with animals provided their female!
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 28, 2007 14:16:34 GMT -1
Honey, until my picture is in the papers as the first man to be convicted of bestiality for years, I wouldn't take my bitterness too seriously! I might as well entertain people, it's better than doing my job...! perfectly legal in the Lebanon to have sex with animals provided their female! Can the women of Lebannon have sex with male annimals?
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Post by HURLOCK on Mar 28, 2007 14:18:45 GMT -1
perfectly legal in the Lebanon to have sex with animals provided their female! Can the women of Lebannon have sex with male annimals? Not sure darling, but knowing what their like on equality I doubt it.
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Post by thales on Mar 28, 2007 14:27:13 GMT -1
and away from the cliff edge........ hello Eoin. what if the abyss stares back?! turn around and walk the other way..... away from cliff edge
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Post by thales on Mar 28, 2007 14:28:48 GMT -1
perfectly legal in the Lebanon to have sex with animals provided their female! Can the women of Lebannon have sex with male annimals? Bizarre Sex Laws 1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." 2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. 3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. 4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. 5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. 6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. 7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.) 8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act. 9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. 10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 28, 2007 14:34:20 GMT -1
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. There you go Jules, move to Guam!
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Post by Billy on Mar 28, 2007 14:36:12 GMT -1
where is Guam anyway?
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Post by shinny on Mar 28, 2007 14:36:35 GMT -1
Who our next coach will be
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Post by HURLOCK on Mar 28, 2007 14:40:53 GMT -1
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 28, 2007 14:42:57 GMT -1
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. There you go Jules, move to Guam! Sounds good for all the guys on here! Dunno though, never had a virgin, I can't imagine I'd enjoy giving them pain!
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Post by shinny on Mar 28, 2007 14:44:01 GMT -1
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. There you go Jules, move to Guam! Sounds good for all the guys on here! Dunno though, never had a virgin, I can't imagine I'd enjoy giving them pain! for some reason it never hurt me
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 28, 2007 14:44:25 GMT -1
It's sort of Indonesia way isn't it?
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Post by HURLOCK on Mar 28, 2007 14:45:22 GMT -1
It's sort of Indonesia way isn't it? love you long time
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 28, 2007 14:46:17 GMT -1
It's sort of Indonesia way isn't it? love you long time I don't sucky sucky for $5 Hurls!!!!
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Mar 28, 2007 14:47:12 GMT -1
6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
Sounds like a London Council Estate
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 28, 2007 14:50:37 GMT -1
Dunno though, never had a virgin, I can't imagine I'd enjoy giving them pain! for some reason it never hurt me I'm not sure I want to get into the gynaecological reasons why that's probably the case... I know women for whom it did hurt the first time, which is a little upsetting to my tender little heart. Shut up, men who read that!
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Post by HURLOCK on Mar 28, 2007 14:50:40 GMT -1
I don't sucky sucky for $5 Hurls!!!! still love you long time
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Post by HURLOCK on Mar 28, 2007 14:51:52 GMT -1
for some reason it never hurt me I'm not sure I want to get into the gynaecological reasons why that's probably the case... I know women for whom it did hurt the first time, which is a little upsetting to my tender little heart. Shut up, men who read that! lovedoctor Jules
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