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Post by gt on Mar 15, 2007 22:27:25 GMT -1
We get the filthy fuckers in Lincoln too, I've stopped eating chips from my favourite chippy because the diseased bastards won't leave me be, one even hopped up next to me on a bench once I do like birds, I just abhor pigeons You wanna come to Stafford - little bastards have forgotten what their wings are for - mangy bastards strutting around. You amble towards them; but get any closer than a foot they take to the air - usually straight towards your head. If you take a kick at the fuckers usually some busy body has a pop at you.
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Post by danthered on Mar 15, 2007 22:27:34 GMT -1
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 15, 2007 22:27:40 GMT -1
Women in clubs / bars who've you eyed for an or so or so who's normal drink is a Blue WKD or half a lager. Soon as you make a move it's a fooking double this, double that...... ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 15, 2007 22:28:22 GMT -1
any politician under 5ft 10
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Post by danthered on Mar 15, 2007 22:28:58 GMT -1
We get the filthy fuckers in Lincoln too, I've stopped eating chips from my favourite chippy because the diseased bastards won't leave me be, one even hopped up next to me on a bench once I do like birds, I just abhor pigeons You wanna come to Stafford - little bastards have forgotten what their wings are for - mangy bastards strutting around. You amble towards them; but get any closer than a foot they take to the air - usually straight towards your head. If you take a kick at the fuckers usually some busy body has a pop at you. Winged fookin Rat's we should be allowed to carry bats to hit the fookers with ;D
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 15, 2007 22:29:16 GMT -1
People who don't indicate at roundabouts or change foooookin lanes without indicating drives me mad and makes me get out of my car wanting to hurt someone Ang and me old chap are like that - both of 'em tap their dashboards and utter words like "bastards...fucking crystal ball is on the blink..."
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 15, 2007 22:29:56 GMT -1
People who go to an Indian/Chinese restaurant and ask if they do "anything English"
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 15, 2007 22:30:06 GMT -1
We get the filthy fuckers in Lincoln too, I've stopped eating chips from my favourite chippy because the diseased bastards won't leave me be, one even hopped up next to me on a bench once I do like birds, I just abhor pigeons You wanna come to Stafford - little bastards have forgotten what their wings are for - mangy bastards strutting around. You amble towards them; but get any closer than a foot they take to the air - usually straight towards your head. If you take a kick at the fuckers usually some busy body has a pop at you. Don't eat them either - taste well rank
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Post by danthered on Mar 15, 2007 22:30:22 GMT -1
Women in clubs / bars who've you eyed for an or so or so who's normal drink is a Blue WKD or half a lager. Soon as you make a move it's a fooking double this, double that...... ;D Brandy and Foookin babysham (large) cost me a fookin fortune and she fooked off with someone else
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Mar 15, 2007 22:30:37 GMT -1
Battery going dead on the mobile right after Leeds score against Leicester on text alert and spending the whole night happy at winning one - nil...
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Post by gt on Mar 15, 2007 22:31:14 GMT -1
My mate (was from Pudsey no less) at Uni did that, the finest Indian in town and he asked for 'Egg an' Chips mate' People who go to an Indian/Chinese restaurant and ask if they do "anything English"
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Mar 15, 2007 22:31:35 GMT -1
Fat birds in Corsas..
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Post by danthered on Mar 15, 2007 22:32:07 GMT -1
People who don't indicate at roundabouts or change foooookin lanes without indicating drives me mad and makes me get out of my car wanting to hurt someone Ang and me old chap are like that - both of 'em tap their dashboards and utter words like "bastards...fucking crystal ball is on the blink..." My particular favourite is "Stick you're fucking Guide Dog on the roof so he can tell me where the fuck you're going TWAT!!!"
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 15, 2007 22:32:09 GMT -1
Southend being gay and winning at the last minute.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 15, 2007 22:32:18 GMT -1
any politician under 5ft 10 So how the fuck do so many Neanderthal Midgets get elected as MP's? Should be height limit (like the Police / Army....when I was a lad)!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 15, 2007 22:33:00 GMT -1
Fat birds shitting on my car.
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Post by Arnold on Mar 15, 2007 22:33:50 GMT -1
People that push.
People that try to get on the train/tube before everyone has got off.
American tourists in London standing in the middle of the pavement gawping at nothing in particular.
Tailgaiters.
Rudeness.
Crap barmanship.
The house prices in London.
Chelsea tractors.
Rich people who give their children absolutely ridiculous names. I met someone the other day who called their son Nickelbee. They even dress him up in a tartan suit he is only 2 poor kid.
My laid back attitude to most things.
Cyclists.
Traffic Wardens.
Dole scroungers.
The list could go on all night.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Mar 15, 2007 22:33:52 GMT -1
People who go to an Indian/Chinese restaurant and ask if they do "anything English" That's when the chef's (and all kitchen's staff) special white sauce comes out ;D
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Post by danthered on Mar 15, 2007 22:34:37 GMT -1
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 15, 2007 22:34:45 GMT -1
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