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Post by jh1980 on Mar 15, 2007 13:01:56 GMT -1
Julio my man how did you manage in your baron period mate barren period? the same way everyone does lol. but I'm far hornier having the attainable object of my affections within my sight than I would be otherwise. you understand I'm sure...
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Post by HURLOCK on Mar 15, 2007 13:02:52 GMT -1
Julio my man how did you manage in your baron period mate Jules, sit on your hands till they're numb then bang one out - pretending she's doing it! There you go sorted!
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 15, 2007 13:04:46 GMT -1
I'm not laughing at you !! As if i would, but I am slightly amused at the thought the lady concerned has no idea whatsoever that she is turning you in to some crazed individual who any minute now will be touring the building in search of a broom cupboard I can also imagine you asking the florist to pull petals off 100 roses so you can scatter a path to the new found venue ! ;D LOL I think she has some idea, but no probably not quite how far my brain is going into meltdown here!!! ;D yeah that is funny but I think I might pass out any second
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 15, 2007 13:05:30 GMT -1
Has it happend yet?
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 15, 2007 13:06:09 GMT -1
Jules, sit on your hands till they're numb then bang one out - pretending she's doing it! There you go sorted! Let's just drop this now. If I wanted to pull myself off I would have done hours ago. It's not just my cock that longs for her, okay...
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Post by spurrsgirl on Mar 15, 2007 13:06:31 GMT -1
Well as far as I can see all this pent up frustration can only be solved by the suggestion made by my darling Hurls for you Jules ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 15, 2007 13:11:41 GMT -1
Well as far as I can see all this pent up frustration can only be solved by the suggestion made by my darling Hurls for you Jules ;D See previous post...
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 15, 2007 13:12:09 GMT -1
Jules, sit on your hands till they're numb then bang one out - pretending she's doing it! There you go sorted! It's not just my cock that longs for her, okay... I don't understand?
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Post by spurrsgirl on Mar 15, 2007 13:13:27 GMT -1
Well as far as I can see all this pent up frustration can only be solved by the suggestion made by my darling Hurls for you Jules ;D See previous post... Ok Ok I saw !! See times of posts
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 15, 2007 13:15:11 GMT -1
To be fair, guys, I think you're just pushing for a scenario that'd make things even worse...
Him: *beckoning motions* Her: ... *catches on* *giggles brightly and follows*
[insert scene featuring much heavy petting, kissing, grinding and other build-up play]
Her: *breathlessly* You've been planning this, haven't you? Him: ...well, kind of... Her: So you've got protection with you then? Him: ...
Worst case of blue balls seen in years! ;D
C'mon guys, be fair, don't do this to him - you know how fate has a cruel way of coming back and biting you in the arse!
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Post by HURLOCK on Mar 15, 2007 13:15:19 GMT -1
Jules, sit on your hands till they're numb then bang one out - pretending she's doing it! There you go sorted! Let's just drop this now. If I wanted to pull myself off I would have done hours ago. It's not just my cock that longs for her, okay... Jules, I know that. However you still have to remain cool calm and collected my man. This is just light banter! All will come (wrong wrong wrong word) to fruition at the weekend my friend. Try to relax, I'm gone as I need to do some work
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Post by HURLOCK on Mar 15, 2007 13:16:17 GMT -1
To be fair, guys, I think you're just pushing for a scenario that'd make things even worse... Him: *beckoning motions* Her: ... *catches on* *giggles brightly and follows* [insert scene featuring much heavy petting, kissing, grinding and other build-up play* Her: *breathlessly* You've been planning this, haven't you? Him: ...well, kind of... Her: So you've got protection with you then? Him: ... Worst case of blue balls seen in years! ;D C'mon guys, be fair, don't do this to him - you know how fate has a cruel way of coming back and biting you in the arse! he knows what he's doing mate!
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 15, 2007 13:16:45 GMT -1
LOL! really?
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 15, 2007 13:19:40 GMT -1
To be fair, guys, I think you're just pushing for a scenario that'd make things even worse... LMAO Neko! Have an exalt! The thought is fairly excruciating, true... but very funny too!
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 15, 2007 13:21:10 GMT -1
Jules, I know that. However you still have to remain cool calm and collected my man. This is just light banter! All will come (wrong wrong wrong word) to fruition at the weekend my friend. Try to relax, I'm gone as I need to do some work I know mate... thing is though I *almost* would but I'm a bit too afraid of getting us both in work-related trouble!!! I know... seems sooo far away lol! Oh well, grin and bear it...
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 15, 2007 13:21:20 GMT -1
To be fair, guys, I think you're just pushing for a scenario that'd make things even worse... LMAO Neko! Have an exalt! The thought is fairly excruciating, true... but very funny too! Thank you~! ;D *bows* Have one back; I'm in a good mood ^_^ (Read: The boss is out of office~)
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Post by spurrsgirl on Mar 15, 2007 13:22:36 GMT -1
Let's just drop this now. If I wanted to pull myself off I would have done hours ago. It's not just my cock that longs for her, okay... Jules, I know that. However you still have to remain cool calm and collected my man. This is just light banter! All will come (wrong wrong wrong word) to fruition at the weekend my friend. Try to relax, I'm gone as I need to do some work Aye ! Seconded, you know we're only trying to take your mind off things......in a roundabout fashion and get the weekend here at speedy space All will be just fine and dandy........
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Post by officergroyman on Mar 15, 2007 13:39:01 GMT -1
Here's the question's:
1.) does said woman of your desire, desire Jules as well? 2.) does Jules like his job, because if things go wrong well.......
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Post by Giar on Mar 15, 2007 13:39:59 GMT -1
a lady once did that to me rather hard, even though it left teeth marks for ages i did rather like it ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 15, 2007 13:41:31 GMT -1
Here's the question's: 1.) does said woman of your desire, desire Jules as well? 2.) does Jules like his job, because if things go wrong well....... Took your time OG! In answer though seeing as you ask so politely 1) yeah we've been seeing each other for a couple of weeks now. 2) not really but can't afford to lose it at the drop of a hat, or preferred metaphor of your choice! No worries though, I think the banter has largely died down about how much I wish to jump her bones yet our professional ethics won't let us...
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