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Post by Arnold on Mar 14, 2007 15:51:15 GMT -1
What a great book! ;D
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Mar 14, 2007 15:52:03 GMT -1
I have had a day on the piss where we all dressed like Chavs to the max and I mean ludicrous chav wear. a mate turned up in Kappa shell suit bottoms Rockports bought for the occasion green football socks with tracies tucked in a burberry long sleeved shirt with a tie and a Von Dutch baseball cap. he was job interview chav!
we got turned away from almost every pub we attended till we explained what we were doing. its always handy to have an Oxford graduate do the talking when dressed like a muppet
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 14, 2007 15:52:25 GMT -1
Go home and bang one out! I probably will but a) it's not the same and b) that's what I'd be doing if I was single, I feel less happy about it when I'm seeing someone, they should be on the receiving end lol! NB: This post may disgust some and should therefore not be read by anyone!
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Post by gt on Mar 14, 2007 15:53:19 GMT -1
I just told a chav to go fuck themself after they criticised my parking. Not in the mood
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Post by Giar on Mar 14, 2007 15:54:23 GMT -1
camp hopsoms? or pound land?.........one of the two i guess dont go near either place myself Pound Land how very dare you! It was Camp Hobsons. Got me a nice teapot in the sale ;D well it took you ages to sort your phone out when it was shagged so i thought you might be a bit of a cheapskate they do sell some lovely stuff in there so im told ;D
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Post by Arnold on Mar 14, 2007 15:54:40 GMT -1
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Post by Giar on Mar 14, 2007 15:55:04 GMT -1
lol, sounds like the train between newbury and reading, chav little hood rats everywhere I reckon we should start a nationwide game of 'Whack the rat' this weekend i second that motion sir. can we use weapons?
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Post by Giar on Mar 14, 2007 15:56:14 GMT -1
lol
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 14, 2007 16:06:49 GMT -1
I reckon we should start a nationwide game of 'Whack the rat' this weekend i second that motion sir. can we use weapons? I believe the game is traditionally played with a wooden club (approximately truncheon/rounders bat sized), but I don't believe the rules actually say anything regarding weaponry. I think we can permit it on the condition that it doesn't detract from the 'splat' factor
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Mar 14, 2007 16:08:30 GMT -1
a situation: im on a train home and the the ticket conductor comes along to check/sell tickets he comes up to a chav girl (with pushchair) who asks for 2 child tickets... conductor: "how old are you?" (you have to be 15 or under to get a child ticket) girl: "im 15" conductor: "is that your kid, how old is he?" girl: "yep its mine, hes 18 months" conductor: "blimey you started young" no jokes, this actually just happened on my way home from school Blimey, they start them young in London Watford!
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Mar 14, 2007 16:10:43 GMT -1
i second that motion sir. can we use weapons? I believe the game is traditionally played with a wooden club (approximately truncheon/rounders bat sized), but I don't believe the rules actually say anything regarding weaponry. I think we can permit it on the condition that it doesn't detract from the 'splat' factor Cricket bat! Shaun of the Dead style ;D
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Post by kinghornet on Mar 14, 2007 16:26:43 GMT -1
a situation: im on a train home and the the ticket conductor comes along to check/sell tickets he comes up to a chav girl (with pushchair) who asks for 2 child tickets... conductor: "how old are you?" (you have to be 15 or under to get a child ticket) girl: "im 15" conductor: "is that your kid, how old is he?" girl: "yep its mine, hes 18 months" conductor: "blimey you started young" no jokes, this actually just happened on my way home from school Blimey, they start them young in London Watford! it wasnt in watford
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Post by kinghornet on Mar 14, 2007 16:27:26 GMT -1
hope she was lying about her age to get a cheaper ticket, probably not though! yh to be fair she didnt look 15 she looked about 17 but you can never tell with chavs
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Mar 14, 2007 16:28:42 GMT -1
Blimey, they start them young in London Watford! it wasnt in watford Watford St. Alban's? And I thought you went to a posh school...
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Post by kinghornet on Mar 14, 2007 16:31:46 GMT -1
it wasnt in watford Watford St. Alban's? And I thought you went to a posh school... yep thats the place... was on the train to watford tho i was on the way home so it doesnt matter what type of school i go to
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Post by Rulesaints on Mar 14, 2007 16:34:20 GMT -1
I read an article in my sister's magazine ( ) about a girl who got pregnant at 13 and then all her friends copied her and they ended up with 7 pregnant 13/14 year olds
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Post by Giar on Mar 14, 2007 16:36:38 GMT -1
i second that motion sir. can we use weapons? I believe the game is traditionally played with a wooden club (approximately truncheon/rounders bat sized), but I don't believe the rules actually say anything regarding weaponry. I think we can permit it on the condition that it doesn't detract from the 'splat' factor well i wouldnt want to be acused of bending the rules or cheating so my police trunchon will have to do ;D
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Post by Arnold on Mar 14, 2007 16:36:39 GMT -1
Watford is very chavvy I must say!
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Post by kinghornet on Mar 14, 2007 16:37:23 GMT -1
yep it is arnie! and im happy to say i live outside it
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Mar 14, 2007 16:39:40 GMT -1
Watford St. Alban's? And I thought you went to a posh school... yep thats the place... was on the train to watford tho i was on the way home so it doesnt matter what type of school i go to Well, judging by the Watford chavs (they looked 12 and they were all ejected from the stadium ) that attempted to taunt us Town fans at Vicarage Road, I'd say that it's very chavvy...
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