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Post by C@V on Sept 26, 2006 7:40:27 GMT -1
That can go over rotary washing lines. That way you can still dry clothes outside even in the rain.
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Post by JJ on Sept 26, 2006 8:56:43 GMT -1
TREASURERS from social clubs. Rather than take the flack for bad book-keeping, accuse the bar-steward of theft
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Post by JJ on Sept 26, 2006 8:57:06 GMT -1
HOSPITAL patients. Arrive for your appointment two hours after the assigned arrival time. That way, you will only have to wait an hour for your doctor to see you
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Post by JJ on Sept 26, 2006 8:57:41 GMT -1
EXPERIENCE the thrills of a skiing holiday without the expense. Simply sellotape two planks of wood to your feet, sit in your freezer for three hours, then run into a tree as fast as you can.
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Post by JJ on Sept 26, 2006 8:58:23 GMT -1
EXPERIENCE the thrills of a skiing holiday without the expense. Simply sellotape two planks of wood to your feet, sit in your freezer for three hours, then run into a tree as fast as you can.
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Post by JJ on Sept 26, 2006 8:58:47 GMT -1
FOOL your friends into thinking you use expensive butter by simply using cheap margerine and ripping holes in the bread
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Post by Giar on Sept 26, 2006 8:59:33 GMT -1
EXPERIENCE the thrills of a skiing holiday without the expense. Simply sellotape two planks of wood to your feet, sit in your freezer for three hours, then run into a tree as fast as you can. good idea JJ, sounds a shit load safer too
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Post by JJ on Sept 26, 2006 9:02:28 GMT -1
Certainly does mate!!! EXPERIENCE the thrills of a skiing holiday without the expense. Simply sellotape two planks of wood to your feet, sit in your freezer for three hours, then run into a tree as fast as you can. good idea JJ, sounds a shit load safer too
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Post by JJ on Sept 26, 2006 9:03:19 GMT -1
MOTORISTS Always have a hot pie in your hands in heavy traffic. Each time the traffic grinds to a halt, just reach for the pie. The instant you place it to your lips the traffic begins to move. This works especially well with the molten lava apple turnovers from KFC
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Post by JJ on Sept 26, 2006 9:03:41 GMT -1
CONVINCE your friends that you play the trombone by standing behind a screen and farting into a watering can
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Post by Giar on Sept 26, 2006 9:04:30 GMT -1
lol, how true! have an exalt for making me chuckle and the fact that im bored and have 1 going
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Post by JJ on Sept 26, 2006 9:04:36 GMT -1
COMMUTERS. When you leave your house, sprint the first 200 yards and then revert back to your regular walking speed. This will save you from having to do the run of shame for the bus nearer the stop and look like a fool when you miss it.
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Post by JJ on Sept 26, 2006 9:05:22 GMT -1
ANNOY and frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying "Big Mac Meal, please."
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Post by JJ on Sept 26, 2006 9:06:11 GMT -1
Cheers pal! Returned for the hell of it lol, how true! have an exalt for making me chuckle and the fact that im bored and have 1 going
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Post by Stan on Sept 26, 2006 9:06:17 GMT -1
ANNOY and frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying "Big Mac Meal, please." That, my friend, is fucking genius!
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Post by JJ on Sept 26, 2006 9:07:36 GMT -1
Would love to call it my own work, but Viz thought of them first! Can imagine you doing the trombone one Stan ;D ANNOY and frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying "Big Mac Meal, please." That, my friend, is fucking genius!
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Post by JJ on Sept 26, 2006 9:08:19 GMT -1
SLICING a Battenburg cake lengthways, both vertically and horizontally, makes four handy, long mini sponge cakes (one pair yellow, the other pink).
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Post by Stan on Sept 26, 2006 9:08:35 GMT -1
Would love to call it my own work, but Viz thought of them first! Can imagine you doing the trombone one Stan ;D That, my friend, is fucking genius! Perhaps that's why my tomato crop has failed this year... still, did a great Johnny Briggs theme tune!
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Post by JJ on Sept 26, 2006 9:08:55 GMT -1
NEWSREADERS. Save time in broadcasts by simply reporting when Pete Doherty hasn't been arrested on some drugs charge.
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Post by Giar on Sept 26, 2006 9:09:19 GMT -1
Cheers pal! Returned for the hell of it lol, how true! have an exalt for making me chuckle and the fact that im bored and have 1 going cheers JJ! umm i get the feeling your either incredibly bored or you were sat there for a few hours last night thinking all of these up.
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