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Post by Billy on Feb 16, 2007 12:25:38 GMT -1
well, instead of working for NASA you could work for the Russian Space Agency - am just taking a look now but it's hard to get access to their website
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Post by Stan on Feb 16, 2007 12:27:19 GMT -1
I guess lesions then.... carpet burn type eh big fella...?
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Post by Dr LuKas on Feb 16, 2007 12:33:04 GMT -1
well, instead of working for NASA you could work for the Russian Space Agency - am just taking a look now but it's hard to get access to their website I don't think they'll be going to Mars anytime soon to be honest mate, really lagging behind the US now.
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Post by jh1980 on Feb 16, 2007 12:34:16 GMT -1
You could try claiming somewhere closer for Tha Funk... How far is it to Venus? The rivers of lava look funky, and they'd make you dance pretty fast to avoid getting burnt to a cinder...
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Post by Billy on Feb 16, 2007 12:37:12 GMT -1
well, instead of working for NASA you could work for the Russian Space Agency - am just taking a look now but it's hard to get access to their website I don't think they'll be going to Mars anytime soon to be honest mate, really lagging behind the US now. NO NO!! Russia will get there first! Using out dated technology and money obtained from less than obvious sources, they'll make it first I tell thee! ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Feb 16, 2007 12:43:38 GMT -1
You could try claiming somewhere closer for Tha Funk... How far is it to Venus? The rivers of lava look funky, and they'd make you dance pretty fast to avoid getting burnt to a cinder... I think Venus is even further away, not by much though. The atmosphere is so think on Venus the ship would probably burst into flames before even making impact. Very very hostile, little is know about the surface and too hot too. I would settle for the moon, there's plans to send man back there, but I think that would be just as difficult.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Feb 16, 2007 13:28:39 GMT -1
The partyship...............
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Post by Billy on Feb 16, 2007 13:30:58 GMT -1
liftoff.msfc.nasa.gov/rsa/rsa.htmlThis might help!!!!! (I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hope either the KGB or MI6 are monitoring what sites I visit at work - I bound to get one of em offering me a job! ;D)
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Post by jh1980 on Feb 16, 2007 13:34:51 GMT -1
The partyship............... Cheer up Luc'... I think you need to go back to looking at the ESA... though they still would need you to do the gnarly studying, they probably could swing getting you a place on a Yankee Rocket...
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Post by Dr LuKas on Feb 16, 2007 13:36:51 GMT -1
ESA? I will have another fantasy by this time next week, but this one I have ALWAYS wanted to do.
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Post by jh1980 on Feb 16, 2007 13:40:54 GMT -1
ESA? I will have another fantasy by this time next week, but this one I have ALWAYS wanted to do. European Space Agency, as mentioned before... Aye well if you can't do it you'll have to wait until space flights become affordable - probably another 30 years if we don't run out of fuel... Keep reaching for those stars dude...
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Post by Dr LuKas on Feb 16, 2007 13:41:36 GMT -1
liftoff.msfc.nasa.gov/rsa/rsa.htmlThis might help!!!!! (I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hope either the KGB or MI6 are monitoring what sites I visit at work - I bound to get one of em offering me a job! ;D) ;D Are you half russian or somthing Billy? They won't get to Mars, you and I building a home-made partyship have a better chance of getting to Mars.
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Post by Billy on Feb 16, 2007 13:43:47 GMT -1
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh Lucas - you'll get me into trouble!! ;D Don't blow my cover now!!! Here, thought this might help - it's for Space tourists to train - still based in the Mother Land though ;D www.atlasaerospace.net/eng/about.htm
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Post by Dr LuKas on Feb 16, 2007 13:44:47 GMT -1
ESA? I will have another fantasy by this time next week, but this one I have ALWAYS wanted to do. European Space Agency, as mentioned before... Aye well if you can't do it you'll have to wait until space flights become affordable - probably another 30 years if we don't run out of fuel... Keep reaching for those stars dude... I will. The thing is the ESP I seriously doubt are going to Mars, especially unlikely to be manned missions, I'll keep looking though. What else could I do..................... ? You know this American Wife, can I divorce her soon after?
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Post by jh1980 on Feb 16, 2007 13:51:29 GMT -1
I will. The thing is the ESP I seriously doubt are going to Mars, especially unlikely to be manned missions, I'll keep looking though. What else could I do..................... ? You know this American Wife, can I divorce her soon after? Yeah but they sometimes do joint missions with the Yanks, I know that they sent someone up on a mission with US colleagues on a US rocket... You could break into Area 51 and steal an Alien spacecraft, but I think you wanted more practical advice... Depends really. You might not want to if she was a hottie who fulfilled your every desire etc... You probably could sometime after you got citizenship, but make sure you have a cast iron pre-nup or she'll have the shirt off your back!
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Post by Travis on Feb 16, 2007 13:56:36 GMT -1
There are many serious questions to consider, Lucas. For example.... Are NASA flexible enough to allow you to accessorise your spacesuit?? Are afro's a 'no-no' when it comes to the space helmet fitting? Will the RHCP carry the same resonance in a weightless environment? Can you gain access to LUTV on the international space station? The list is endless.....
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Post by Dr LuKas on Feb 16, 2007 13:57:38 GMT -1
Smart man I won't forget that. Well you know even if she was a hottie, I don't know if she actually could fulfill my every desire, one woman, maybe when I'm older. I think I can hold out, this won't be happening for at the very least 10 years, so maybe they'll get cooler about letting funky people in, rather than the nerdy or very well trained. Or even along with those people...
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Post by Billy on Feb 16, 2007 13:58:21 GMT -1
Travis makes some very valid points there Lucas. Have you thought about whether this is actually do-able?
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Post by jh1980 on Feb 16, 2007 14:04:57 GMT -1
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh Lucas - you'll get me into trouble!! ;D Don't blow my cover now!!! Billov Billovich! ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Feb 16, 2007 14:08:01 GMT -1
There are many serious questions to consider, Lucas. For example.... Are NASA flexible enough to allow you to accessorise your spacesuit?? Are afro's a 'no-no' when it comes to the space helmet fitting? Will the RHCP carry the same resonance in a weightless environment? Can you gain access to LUTV on the international space station? The list is endless..... Trav you've got my next exalt after JH for his help, quality. ;D Accessorising, they'll have to let me do it or I'll just keep calling the Jive turkeys. My 'fro, naw it's not big enough to cause a problem, plus you've seen the size of those helmets, they'll be big enough. Well they've got a CD player in these ships for my funk haven't they? P-FUNK!! LUTV, we're talking about 2022 they'll have the technology so I can see us win the champions league and 'ultimate premiership' (new name) for both the seasons I'm up there for. Anymore? I've got it covered, I can funk the whole universe up if I try. ;D
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