So is this more your sort of thing ...........
At least unlike the inflatable ones, this one only goes down when you want it to!!
;D
What the hell is that A2V?!
No, no mannequins either!!!
Have I stumbled upon the "freaky fetish" section of the board?!
It's a 'real doll'. apparently they're anatomically correct!!
Ok maybe not that then ............ how about ............
From SkyNews'It's Valentines Day and Sky News China Correspondent Peter Sharp tracks an unusual love affair that stretches from rural Wales to Nanning a sprawling city in Southern China.
In the process he uncovers another export from China - mail order brides:
Lei Genxiao lives in a tiny flat on the third floor of a tired block of flats dating back to Mao's times. But not for much longer.
Lei is a feisty 43-year-old with a smile that never leaves her face.
Lei is in love - she was married last month - but her Mr Right is no local boy.
He's Ken Miller a 70-year-old pensioner from a village outside Swansea.
Back in Wales last year Ken saw an ad in his local paper offering contacts with Chinese women looking for Western husbands.
He flew out to Nanning, a city of seven million people, in the South of China and a month later they were married.
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Lei is now waiting for her British visa and over a shared home cooked meal (you're a lucky guy Ken) spoke of her hopes and her concerns for what will certainly be a very different life.
"I haven't been to Britain so I don't know what it's like. When I move there, Ken will have to tell me what to do. I'm married to Ken and I love him so I'll just do as he tells me."
That could be difficult because Lei speaks no English and Ken's Mandarin - he would be the first to admit - is limited to "hello" and " I do".
Lei has been divorced for 15 years and it was only by luck that she was ever in a position to meet Ken.
She said: "A friend of mine who is married to a British man came to visit. She said it was time I met someone nice.
"She took my photo and she called later and said she had found me a husband. A British man who had seen my photo and liked me."
Ken Miller is waiting for his bride
Lei, as it turns out, is just one of thousands of Chinese women looking for love and a new life overseas.
In Guangzhou - two hours flight to the East - I met Edward Chui, an urbane Chinese businessman who runs Lovelink.com And love is very much in the air at the offices of this global match maker.
Its glossy guide and promotional video promises happy ever afters for Chinese women looking for their Mr Right Now.
The video features an airport departure with a delighted American bridegroom clasping his Chinese bride.
Edward Chiu arranges more than a 100 mail order marriages a year - but insists this is not exploitation of vulnerable Chinese women.
He said: "Some people think that these men are looking for women from poorer countries so they can control them. Perhaps that's true in some cases but most of the time the men are looking for genuine life partners and they find it here."
Match-making firms are doing good business
I spoke to six Chinese women who had registered at Lovelink - all in their thirties - to discover what would make these sensible white collar professionals want to give up everything and spend their lives with some one they hardly knew in a country they knew even less.
All six had been divorced and all said they were no longer interested in Chinese men.
"I think that Western men are better educated, polite and they are real gentlemen," said Ada Zhang.
Jin Zaqin said: "My impression of Western men is that they are very happy. They're like big children. They're quite simple and they like children."
April Guo is looking for a Brit. She said: "I've got a friend who always says how good British men are. She met her husband through this agency. He's British and she's very happy."
But will that be enough? Different language - different culture - all the women will face huge obstacles when they leave China.
Is this one way trade in mail order brides really true love or are these relations doomed to be lost in translation?'
If it's good enough for one Welshman ...............