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Post by Giar on Feb 13, 2007 17:44:08 GMT -1
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Feb 13, 2007 17:46:51 GMT -1
A face like a bag of rasps.
A face like chewed toffee.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Feb 13, 2007 17:47:21 GMT -1
Best part of you ran down your mums leg.
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Feb 13, 2007 17:49:07 GMT -1
"You must have hit every branch of the ugly tree on your way down.."
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Feb 13, 2007 17:50:24 GMT -1
I like fat birds,you get more bird for your money.
That is what happens when cousins marry.
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Post by Giar on Feb 13, 2007 17:52:55 GMT -1
Best part of you ran down your mums leg. now thats a good one!!!! think ill remember that ;D |
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Post by Arnold on Feb 14, 2007 8:40:56 GMT -1
I remembered a classic from a few years back. A mate of mine introduced us to his new and how shall I put it, quite curvy new girlfriend and when she went to the bar a mate turned round to him and said, "you are like one of those fella's from that program where they feed up their birds as they like them chunky, thats it. YOU ARE A FEEDER!"
Suffice to say much merriment and amusement was derived from this comment and has still stuck to him today, even though his new girl is bordering on the anorexic. ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Feb 14, 2007 8:44:18 GMT -1
"Are you a descendent of John Merrick?"
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Post by kinghornet on Feb 14, 2007 11:46:30 GMT -1
a single woman was in the supermarket buying some food and when she put her "microwave meals for one" and small cartons of milk on the counter the lad behind on the till said "single then?" she replied "yes can you tell from the food?" he said "no i looked at your face"  |
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Post by Giar on Feb 14, 2007 11:47:30 GMT -1
PMSL |
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Forever without exception. x