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Post by ArgyleNeil on Jan 25, 2008 15:33:37 GMT -1
Dammit I always miss the fun, so fill me in Or question me if you like Well we're talking about masturbation Neil. How often a week do you participate? Some days I cant stop, others I am complacent and probably just once, depends how much sex I am getting too.
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Post by Travis on Jan 25, 2008 15:36:05 GMT -1
Tssk, tis never straight-forward with women!! ;D On average I'd say once a day, maybe a little extra if it's a quiet weekend! Well I would say the same for me. I'm averaging about twice a day at the moment and may get carpal tunnel syndrome. God help my next bloke. I'll be like a chubby kid let out of summer fat camp! ;D Sounds quite appealing in a way!! ....ah now, could that be a fetish??! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 25, 2008 15:36:55 GMT -1
Well I would say the same for me. I'm averaging about twice a day at the moment and may get carpal tunnel syndrome. God help my next bloke. I'll be like a chubby kid let out of summer fat camp! ;D Sounds quite appealing in a way!! ....ah now, could that be a fetish??! ;D What the fat camp thing? ;D
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Post by Travis on Jan 25, 2008 15:37:12 GMT -1
Tssk, tis never straight-forward with women!! ;D On average I'd say once a day, maybe a little extra if it's a quiet weekend! On average? So if you miss a day or so every now and then you might save it and beat off five times at the weekend? And if you are averaging does that round up or down as if you are actually averaging 1.8 times a day you really should call that 2 Do you find that after the third of the morning the intense effort required doesn't merit the pleasure any more?
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Post by Travis on Jan 25, 2008 15:37:58 GMT -1
Sounds quite appealing in a way!! ....ah now, could that be a fetish??! ;D What the fat camp thing? ;D Is you hair long enough for pigtails? ;D
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Post by ArgyleNeil on Jan 25, 2008 15:38:48 GMT -1
Hahahahahaha
my screen froze for a second then while loading the page and your henry hoover was stuck with his eyes half closed, like his own little cum face
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Post by ArgyleNeil on Jan 25, 2008 15:39:47 GMT -1
On average? So if you miss a day or so every now and then you might save it and beat off five times at the weekend? And if you are averaging does that round up or down as if you are actually averaging 1.8 times a day you really should call that 2 Do you find that after the third of the morning the intense effort required doesn't merit the pleasure any more? Either that or you just end up splurging out that weird jelly like stringy half effort spunk. Not a decent thank you batter at all
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 25, 2008 15:40:38 GMT -1
What the fat camp thing? ;D Is you hair long enough for pigtails? ;D Now I'm not quite sure why you're asking me that. See it could be: a) I'm about to become a schoolgirl wank fantasy. b) you think I belong in fat camp c) You're a paedophile groomer ;D Oh and you're the second person to ask me that this week!!!
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Post by ArgyleNeil on Jan 25, 2008 15:41:14 GMT -1
Is you hair long enough for pigtails? ;D Now I'm not quite sure why you're asking me that. See it could be: a) I'm about to become a schoolgirl wank fantasy. b) you think I belong in fat camp c) You're a paedophile groomer ;D All of the above
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Post by Travis on Jan 25, 2008 15:41:42 GMT -1
Do you find that after the third of the morning the intense effort required doesn't merit the pleasure any more? Either that or you just end up splurging out that weird jelly like stringy half effort spunk. Not a decent thank you batter at all Yup, tis always advisable to allow a bit of topping up time Neil.
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Post by ArgyleNeil on Jan 25, 2008 15:42:03 GMT -1
Is you hair long enough for pigtails? ;D Now I'm not quite sure why you're asking me that. See it could be: a) I'm about to become a schoolgirl wank fantasy. b) you think I belong in fat camp c) You're a paedophile groomer ;D Oh and you're the second person to ask me that this week!!! Why would you groom paedophiles? Surely a paedo groomer is the child, they are the ones chatting them up.
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Post by Travis on Jan 25, 2008 15:43:03 GMT -1
Is you hair long enough for pigtails? ;D Now I'm not quite sure why you're asking me that. See it could be: a) I'm about to become a schoolgirl wank fantasy. b) you think I belong in fat camp c) You're a paedophile groomer ;D Oh and you're the second person to ask me that this week!!! So any chance of PMing a photo then? ;D And who was the first??
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Post by Travis on Jan 25, 2008 15:43:40 GMT -1
Now I'm not quite sure why you're asking me that. See it could be: a) I'm about to become a schoolgirl wank fantasy. b) you think I belong in fat camp c) You're a paedophile groomer ;D Oh and you're the second person to ask me that this week!!! Why would you groom paedophiles? Surely a paedo groomer is the child, they are the ones chatting them up. Everyone's got a right to look their best in court!!
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Post by ArgyleNeil on Jan 25, 2008 15:44:40 GMT -1
Why would you groom paedophiles? Surely a paedo groomer is the child, they are the ones chatting them up. Everyone's got a right to look their best in court!! Except the judge, that wig makes him look like a twat
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Post by ArgyleNeil on Jan 25, 2008 15:45:20 GMT -1
Anyway back to H's Self pleasuring
Can you make yourself squirt?
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Post by Travis on Jan 25, 2008 15:47:45 GMT -1
Everyone's got a right to look their best in court!! Except the judge, that wig makes him look like a twat Tis about time the judges were given some more contemporary options.
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Post by ArgyleNeil on Jan 25, 2008 15:49:21 GMT -1
Except the judge, that wig makes him look like a twat Tis about time the judges were given some more contemporary options. A hoody or a burbery cap?
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Post by Travis on Jan 25, 2008 15:50:31 GMT -1
Tis about time the judges were given some more contemporary options. A hoody or a burbery cap? A trilby or a deerstalking hat would be good too.
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Post by officergroyman on Jan 25, 2008 16:00:04 GMT -1
Now I'm not quite sure why you're asking me that. See it could be: a) I'm about to become a schoolgirl wank fantasy. b) you think I belong in fat camp c) You're a paedophile groomer ;D Oh and you're the second person to ask me that this week!!! So any chance of PMing a photo then? ;D And who was the first?? Well it wasn't me. I;d be the 3rd, Soooooooooo answer the man MrsH - the board is waiting in breathless anticipation!!!
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Post by officergroyman on Jan 25, 2008 16:01:28 GMT -1
Anyway back to H's Self pleasuring Can you make yourself squirt? only when she's thinking of moi.
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