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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 24, 2008 14:56:40 GMT -1
I'm seriously considering going into the humiliation business. You don't have sex with them and you get to beat men on a regular basis and they enjoy it. I see that as I stress free job. ;D Is that why you practice verbally on Julian, he loves it! I have an odd feeling that you'd really enjoy pouring hot wax on a mans bits!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2008 14:58:07 GMT -1
Oh and for some reason I can't cook rice so it has to be the boil in the bag stuff! Stuff the boil in the bag - MICROWAVE!!!! Yes! Thank god for Uncle Ben ;D ;D ;D
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Post by T C on Jan 24, 2008 14:58:27 GMT -1
Oh my word......it's as if the heavens briefly re-opened, back in late December, 1978. Oh and for some reason I can't cook rice so it has to be the boil in the bag stuff! squeeze half a lemon into the water before bringing to the boil and then add your rice...that will do the trick
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2008 14:58:28 GMT -1
I'm seriously considering going into the humiliation business. You don't have sex with them and you get to beat men on a regular basis and they enjoy it. I see that as I stress free job. ;D Is that why you practice verbally on Julian, he loves it! I have an odd feeling that you'd really enjoy pouring hot wax on a mans bits! I would actually ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2008 14:58:53 GMT -1
Oh and for some reason I can't cook rice so it has to be the boil in the bag stuff! squeeze half a lemon into the water before bringing to the boil and then add your rice...that will do the trick Does it go all gloopy like semolina?
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Post by Travis on Jan 24, 2008 15:00:21 GMT -1
Oh my word......it's as if the heavens briefly re-opened, back in late December, 1978. LOL, you suck-up! ;D *din't say nuffink!* Admittedly, the beam of light was a bit wayward, falling as it did, little too southward, but you have to let these things go Jules.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2008 15:01:15 GMT -1
Is that why you practice verbally on Julian, he loves it! I have an odd feeling that you'd really enjoy pouring hot wax on a mans bits! Nah, without the *reward* at the end, it seems strangely unappealing, allowing yourself to be abused.... funny that?! Why, I mean really, just WHY?! ;D
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Post by Travis on Jan 24, 2008 15:02:19 GMT -1
Is that why you practice verbally on Julian, he loves it! I have an odd feeling that you'd really enjoy pouring hot wax on a mans bits! Nah, without the *reward* at the end, it seems strangely unappealing, allowing yourself to be abused.... funny that?! Why, I mean really, just WHY?! ;D Would you like a Scooby Snack?
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Post by T C on Jan 24, 2008 15:03:27 GMT -1
squeeze half a lemon into the water before bringing to the boil and then add your rice...that will do the trick Does it go all gloopy like semolina? dunno... never works when i do it but the lemon is supposed to work. what the f*ck is gloopy anyroad ?
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2008 15:04:42 GMT -1
Is that why you practice verbally on Julian, he loves it! I have an odd feeling that you'd really enjoy pouring hot wax on a mans bits! Nah, without the *reward* at the end, it seems strangely unappealing, allowing yourself to be abused.... funny that?! Why, I mean really, just WHY?! ;D I'd let you polish yourself off after you'd licked the toilet seat clean Jules
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Post by ArgyleChick on Jan 24, 2008 15:04:51 GMT -1
I know what she means by "gloopy"....
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 24, 2008 15:04:52 GMT -1
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2008 15:05:19 GMT -1
Does it go all gloopy like semolina? dunno... never works when i do it but the lemon is supposed to work. what the f*ck is gloopy anyroad ? Sticky and lumpy much like semen
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2008 15:05:39 GMT -1
I know what she means by "gloopy".... Must be a girl word Chick!
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Post by Travis on Jan 24, 2008 15:06:46 GMT -1
It certainly is Hurls! But I still can't get the visions of Jules licking the toilet seat clean, before kicking back and eating dog biscuits out of my mind!
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Post by ArgyleChick on Jan 24, 2008 15:06:55 GMT -1
I know what she means by "gloopy".... Must be a girl word Chick! Maybe it is - I don't know
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Post by Billy on Jan 24, 2008 15:07:04 GMT -1
squeeze half a lemon into the water before bringing to the boil and then add your rice...that will do the trick Does it go all gloopy like semolina? Make sure you wash the rice well before cooking it - it gets rid of the starch and helps to keep the grains separate whilst cooking
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2008 15:07:42 GMT -1
I'd let you polish yourself off after you'd licked the toilet seat clean Jules Ha. If that was really the only way, I think I'd rather keep my pride ta H!
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 24, 2008 15:09:10 GMT -1
But I still can't get the visions of Jules licking the toilet seat clean, before kicking back and eating dog biscuits out of my mind! Do you think Jules knew Zed, before Marcelus got medevial on his ass?
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2008 15:09:14 GMT -1
Does it go all gloopy like semolina? Make sure you wash the rice well before cooking it - it gets rid of the starch and helps to keep the grains separate whilst cooking I've tried that and it still doesn't work.
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