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Post by jh1980 on Jan 18, 2008 14:35:34 GMT -1
LOL, you're a very naughty boy Lucas! ;D YOU CAN BE FOUND IN YOUR GARDEN SHED WITH A ZOOM LENS POINTING AT YOUR CROTCH, BECAUSE YOU SAY YOU'RE "EXPERIMENTING!" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 18, 2008 14:36:24 GMT -1
LOL, you're a very naughty boy Lucas! ;D YOU CAN BE FOUND IN YOUR GARDEN SHED WITH A ZOOM LENS POINTING AT YOUR CROTCH, BECAUSE YOU SAY YOU'RE "EXPERIMENTING!" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;D Ha ha ha ha ha very good. ;D
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Post by Travis on Jan 18, 2008 14:39:39 GMT -1
Is Jules meant to view that as an inuslt? YOU GO WALKING IN THE DALES IN NOTHING BUT A COATING OF FONDUE CHEESE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;D You don't shag sheep, you merely perform oral stimulation on the chosen one then hold them in your arms, as you cry and tell them that your peers have never understood you.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 18, 2008 14:40:47 GMT -1
Ha ha ha ha ha very good. ;D yes, cos it's true! well... not entirely! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 18, 2008 14:43:13 GMT -1
You don't shag sheep, you merely perform oral stimulation on the chosen one then hold them in your arms, as you cry and tell them that your peers have never understood you. YOU WILL ONE DAY BE FOUND ELECTROCUTED WITH YOUR C*CK DANGLING IN THE "AUX" SOCKET, 'COS YOU WANTED TO REALLY BE AT ONE WITH THE ITALIAN DECONSTRUCTIONIST ART-HOUSE MOVIE YOU WERE RENTING!!! ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 18, 2008 14:43:45 GMT -1
Yeah you caught me, zoom lens you funker, you need a macro lens for things close up. ;D *disclaimer* have a sense of humour
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 18, 2008 14:45:33 GMT -1
You've not got a tripod?
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 18, 2008 14:46:56 GMT -1
I'm not going to go for the obvious joke there.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 18, 2008 14:48:42 GMT -1
Yeah you caught me, zoom lens you funker, you need a macro lens for things close up. ;D *disclaimer* have a sense of humourPMSL! I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS, YOU KNOB-TWIDDLER! ;D
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Post by Travis on Jan 18, 2008 14:49:21 GMT -1
You don't shag sheep, you merely perform oral stimulation on the chosen one then hold them in your arms, as you cry and tell them that your peers have never understood you. YOU WILL ONE DAY BE FOUND ELECTROCUTED WITH YOUR C*CK DANGLING IN THE "AUX" SOCKET, 'COS YOU WANTED TO REALLY BE AT ONE WITH THE ITALIAN DECONSTRUCTIONIST ART-HOUSE MOVIE YOU WERE RENTING!!! ;D Poppycock!! I've had one close escape and I won't be trying it again! Anyway, I hear your favourite sheep will now only see you under the conditions that you call her Elvira, you subsidise her grass habit and you stop smearing her butt-hole with mint sauce!!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 18, 2008 14:53:01 GMT -1
I've had one close escape and I won't be trying it again! Anyway, I hear your favourite sheep will now only see you under the conditions that you call her Elvira, you subsidise her grass habit and you stop smearing her butt-hole with mint sauce!! ;D Mint sauce makes an excellent lube, you know! I HEAR BLOCKBUSTER AND LOVEFILM ARE CONSIDERING BARRING YOU AS THEIR DVD'S KEEP RETURNING COVERED IN A THICK FILM OF SEMEN AND LUMPY NORTHERN GRAVY!!! ;D ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 18, 2008 14:59:14 GMT -1
showing them mink sauce must be slightly machocistic, tis whats poured on their cooked parts. Or do you cook them with your energetic shagging
One BBQ Hudson sheep Sir?
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Post by Travis on Jan 18, 2008 15:01:50 GMT -1
I've had one close escape and I won't be trying it again! Anyway, I hear your favourite sheep will now only see you under the conditions that you call her Elvira, you subsidise her grass habit and you stop smearing her butt-hole with mint sauce!! ;D Mint sauce makes an excellent lube, you know! I HEAR BLOCKBUSTER AND LOVEFILM ARE CONSIDERING BARRING YOU AS THEIR DVD'S KEEP RETURNING COVERED IN A THICK FILM OF SEMEN AND LUMPY NORTHERN GRAVY!!! ;D ;D DISCLAIMER - I finish any meal before masturbating! "You know men who put fruit up each other's bottoms?" ....... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Travis on Jan 18, 2008 15:02:34 GMT -1
showing them mink sauce must be slightly machocistic, tis whats poured on their cooked parts. Or do you cook them with your energetic shagging One BBQ Hudson sheep Sir? I know how he otherwise seasons them!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 18, 2008 15:04:19 GMT -1
showing them mink sauce must be slightly machocistic, tis whats poured on their cooked parts. Or do you cook them with your energetic shagging One BBQ Hudson sheep Sir? IT'S ALL ABOUT POWER HURLS! WHEN YOU'RE BUMMING YOUR COCKEREL, YOU TICKLE IT UNDER THE THROAT BEFORE TWISTING IT'S HEAD OFF, YOU GARLIC-GARGLING PERVERT!!! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 18, 2008 15:05:47 GMT -1
DISCLAIMER - I finish any meal before masturbating! "You know men who put fruit up each other's bottoms?" ....... pmsl! LOL don't need to sound to figure out - "That's you, that is?!" ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 18, 2008 15:07:53 GMT -1
Now I'm not sure if your making reference to my previous comments. Now I've been with a few mingers but never any animals!
Still Jules is this how you season your meat! I'm sure CG could give you a few pointers being a chef an all!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 18, 2008 15:13:57 GMT -1
Now I'm not sure if your making reference to my previous comments. Now I've been with a few mingers but never any animals! Still Jules is this how you season your meat! I'm sure CG could give you a few pointers being a chef an all! YOU'RE IN DENIAL! YOU LOVE IT WHEN THE TIGHT LITTLE COCKEREL SPLITS IN TWO, SQUEALING A LAST "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!" ;D lol Hurls... I'm not being serious!
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 18, 2008 15:28:09 GMT -1
Now I'm not sure if your making reference to my previous comments. Now I've been with a few mingers but never any animals! Still Jules is this how you season your meat! I'm sure CG could give you a few pointers being a chef an all! YOU'RE IN DENIAL! YOU LOVE IT WHEN THE TIGHT LITTLE COCKEREL SPLITS IN TWO, SQUEALING A LAST "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!" ;D lol Hurls... I'm not being serious! Jules, I think you need to get out there and do some seasoning ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 18, 2008 15:30:46 GMT -1
Jules, I think you need to get out there and do some seasoning ;D I think I'm on form mate! ;D Seeya later!
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