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Post by jh1980 on Jan 16, 2008 9:08:33 GMT -1
Random Responses - where every post should be followed by a total nonsequitur, the more random and/or tenuous the link to the previous post the better. It's like psychosis, but more fun and in a controlled atmosphere!  I'll start: Good idea, bad idea? Vote with your feet, shake your booty to the door! |
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 16, 2008 9:11:09 GMT -1
I have three and twenty one pence.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 16, 2008 9:16:15 GMT -1
Why yes, I would like your flugelhorn.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 16, 2008 9:17:03 GMT -1
Swamp feet make pretty patterns in the Billabong  |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 16, 2008 9:19:49 GMT -1
But are the patterns purple enough?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 16, 2008 9:24:13 GMT -1
Suck the knot, you might slacken it off, and that would be "tremendious" (sic)
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 16, 2008 9:28:36 GMT -1
The only things I truly fear are sandwiches.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 16, 2008 9:35:38 GMT -1
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah. The stockings are in quarantine.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 16, 2008 9:43:12 GMT -1
If a doctor has a patient that he thinks may seriously harm his wife or something like that can he call the police or something or would that break the patient-doctor confidentiality agreement?
(I actually want and answer to that one)
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Post by unkownperson on Jan 16, 2008 9:45:12 GMT -1
Fucking Adolf Jackson bollocks...
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 16, 2008 9:48:00 GMT -1
It would break the doctor-patient confidentiality, but on the other hand the Hippocratic Oath requires a Doctor to act in the interests of all people's health. If the doctor is that concerned then they should get the guy sectioned, surely?!  And whatever happened to the Likely Lads? |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 16, 2008 9:48:33 GMT -1
Silly wabbit - kicks are for chavs!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 16, 2008 9:49:57 GMT -1
Ok cheers Jules, I thought that might be the case.
Why does it hurt more when you hit your hand or something in the cold than if you did it when it was warm? (if you've got an answer here too, I'd take it)
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 16, 2008 9:55:32 GMT -1
Hanky, panky, spanky, w*nky! It doesn't, it's just that if it's that cold your nerve endings are already sensitised to the frost that delves down to your bones, and threatens you with the spectre of Rheumatoid Arthritis!  |
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 16, 2008 10:11:44 GMT -1
What would you do if you saw a guy with two heads?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 16, 2008 10:20:35 GMT -1
I'd sing "2 heads are better than 1" at him!   Maybe random responses which *do* follow would be more fun |
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 16, 2008 10:26:29 GMT -1
I'd sing "2 heads are better than 1" at him! Maybe random responses which *do* follow would be more fun Would you take a look south just to check if he had 2...... y'know..? ;D |
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 16, 2008 10:29:26 GMT -1
Would you take a look south just to check if he had 2...... y'know..? ;D Feet? Yes I would. Because in some ways the weight of the extra head on the shoulders might need counterbalancing with a 3rd foot, don't you think? |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jan 16, 2008 10:30:09 GMT -1
Four score and ten,sir.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 16, 2008 10:39:18 GMT -1
Would you take a look south just to check if he had 2...... y'know..? ;D Feet? Yes I would. Because in some ways the weight of the extra head on the shoulders might need counterbalancing with a 3rd foot, don't you think?  No not feet, not knees and not legs. ;D |
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Forever without exception. x
