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Post by jh1980 on Jan 4, 2008 13:26:58 GMT -1
Finding Jules a mate, sexual perversions, general silliness. So nothing too far from the norm then? Hello Jules, btw! No... though they're really quite bad at finding me a mate! Lovely to see you S! How be 'ee?
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Post by Imp on Jan 4, 2008 13:27:07 GMT -1
I bet you can ring the bell and shout "come on and get your lovely buns 'ere" with the best of 'em! Does she say that? I was thinking more "spank me on the bum with the Woman's Weekly" ;D Lol, that's funny! I also liked 'Smear an avocado on me lower portions' ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 4, 2008 13:28:27 GMT -1
Does she say that? I was thinking more "spank me on the bum with the Woman's Weekly" ;D Lol, that's funny! I also liked 'Smear an avocado on me lower portions' ;D Lol Stanley's mind has just gone into meltdown ;D
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Post by Imp on Jan 4, 2008 13:28:37 GMT -1
So nothing too far from the norm then? Hello Jules, btw! Not really. You seem far calmer today sweetie. That might have something to do with the tranquility albeit brought about by a very poorly Miniest GfJ, looking all forlorn and sickly on the sofa.
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Post by Imp on Jan 4, 2008 13:28:57 GMT -1
Lol, that's funny! I also liked 'Smear an avocado on me lower portions' ;D Lol Stanley's mind has just gone into meltdown ;D Hello Stan ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 4, 2008 13:29:55 GMT -1
Not really. You seem far calmer today sweetie. That might have something to do with the tranquility albeit brought about by a very poorly Miniest GfJ, looking all forlorn and sickly on the sofa. Aww poor little monkey. Is it baby man flu?
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Post by Imp on Jan 4, 2008 13:30:40 GMT -1
So nothing too far from the norm then? Hello Jules, btw! No... though they're really quite bad at finding me a mate! Lovely to see you S! How be 'ee? Really? May I ask, why do you sound surprised at that? Cilla's not quite quaking in her boots at the thought of her role being wrested from her! I be alreet ta, missing my 'fag and cuppa' routine, but apart from that it's going good!
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Post by Imp on Jan 4, 2008 13:34:00 GMT -1
That might have something to do with the tranquility albeit brought about by a very poorly Miniest GfJ, looking all forlorn and sickly on the sofa. Aww poor little monkey. Is it baby man flu? He's got a very high cute factor today Yes, I fear it may be. Daddy's had it, I had a brush with it but Lee's had proper sickness Might be the sickness bug that's going around. We did have a giggle with him the other evening, he insisted he had the same symptoms as Si, so we double-checked by asking him if his womb was cramping and if his PMT was giving him grief. He answered that yes, he did have all those symptoms. What cruel parent/step-parents we are! ;D
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Post by mortontheblade on Jan 4, 2008 13:34:28 GMT -1
That might have something to do with the tranquility albeit brought about by a very poorly Miniest GfJ, looking all forlorn and sickly on the sofa. Aww poor little monkey. Is it baby man flu? news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7170948.stmyou know i've never actually heard a woman admit a man is ill..... and they often laugh at injuries at football matches..... theres a connection somewhere.....
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 4, 2008 13:35:05 GMT -1
Aww poor little monkey. Is it baby man flu? He's got a very high cute factor today Yes, I fear it may be. Daddy's had it, I had a brush with it but Lee's had proper sickness Might be the sickness bug that's going around. We did have a giggle with him the other evening, he insisted he had the same symptoms as Si, so we double-checked by asking him if his womb was cramping and if his PMT was giving him grief. He answered that yes, he did have all those symptoms. What cruel parent/step-parents we are! ;D You are pure evil woman ;D ;D
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Post by Imp on Jan 4, 2008 13:36:00 GMT -1
Aww poor little monkey. Is it baby man flu? news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7170948.stmyou know i've never actually heard a woman admit a man is ill..... and they often laugh at injuries at football matches..... theres a connection somewhere..... Yes, but where? ;D
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Post by mortontheblade on Jan 4, 2008 13:36:45 GMT -1
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7170948.stmyou know i've never actually heard a woman admit a man is ill..... and they often laugh at injuries at football matches..... theres a connection somewhere..... Yes, but where? ;D possibly to the point of this thread too....
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 4, 2008 13:36:59 GMT -1
Really? May I ask, why do you sound surprised at that? Cilla's not quite quaking in her boots at the thought of her role being wrested from her! I be alreet ta, missing my 'fag and cuppa' routine, but apart from that it's going good! *shrugs* *shrugs more* well, if people say they wanna help I tend to trust them! Going good is good enough!
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Post by Imp on Jan 4, 2008 13:39:46 GMT -1
He's got a very high cute factor today Yes, I fear it may be. Daddy's had it, I had a brush with it but Lee's had proper sickness Might be the sickness bug that's going around. We did have a giggle with him the other evening, he insisted he had the same symptoms as Si, so we double-checked by asking him if his womb was cramping and if his PMT was giving him grief. He answered that yes, he did have all those symptoms. What cruel parent/step-parents we are! ;D You are pure evil woman ;D ;D I've got to get my kicks from somewhere! We were really horrible to him yesterday morning, he was sulk-tastic! We had a very enjoyable 10 minutes, many famous phrases were altered, for example: I came, I saw, I sulked I sulk, therefore I am Four-score and seven sulks ago and so on... So in conclusion, yes, I am evil! ;D ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 4, 2008 13:39:57 GMT -1
you know i've never actually heard a woman admit a man is ill..... and they often laugh at injuries at football matches..... theres a connection somewhere..... C'mon now Morton.. backbone! Show any weakness and they'll mock you like there's no tomorrow!
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Post by mortontheblade on Jan 4, 2008 13:41:03 GMT -1
you know i've never actually heard a woman admit a man is ill..... and they often laugh at injuries at football matches..... theres a connection somewhere..... C'mon now Morton.. backbone! Show any weakness and they'll mock you like there's no tomorrow! shh!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 4, 2008 13:41:28 GMT -1
You are pure evil woman ;D ;D I've got to get my kicks from somewhere! We were really horrible to him yesterday morning, he was sulk-tastic! We had a very enjoyable 10 minutes, many famous phrases were altered, for example: I came, I saw, I sulked I sulk, therefore I am Four-score and seven sulks ago and so on... So in conclusion, yes, I am evil! ;D ;D Excellent stepmothers should be evil remember. Are your sisters ugly too? ;D
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Post by Imp on Jan 4, 2008 13:42:00 GMT -1
Really? May I ask, why do you sound surprised at that? Cilla's not quite quaking in her boots at the thought of her role being wrested from her! I be alreet ta, missing my 'fag and cuppa' routine, but apart from that it's going good! *shrugs* *shrugs more* well, if people say they wanna help I tend to trust them! Going good is good enough! Have any conclusions been reached yet? Where will you compromise in finding your ideal woman? I have to say, a good friend of mine was single for about 4 years and she was adamant she was going to settle for nothing less than a vet who lived in the country, owned horses...the list went on and on, and she eventually realised she was perhaps being a bit pedantic!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 4, 2008 13:43:00 GMT -1
shh! Well you know it's too late for me Morts, but I'd like to save a fellow traveller...
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Post by Imp on Jan 4, 2008 13:43:49 GMT -1
I've got to get my kicks from somewhere! We were really horrible to him yesterday morning, he was sulk-tastic! We had a very enjoyable 10 minutes, many famous phrases were altered, for example: I came, I saw, I sulked I sulk, therefore I am Four-score and seven sulks ago and so on... So in conclusion, yes, I am evil! ;D ;D Excellent stepmothers should be evil remember. Are your sisters ugly too? ;D If I had them, yes they would be! It reached the point where he went upstairs and I overheard him saying to Biggest Mini-GfJ that he was going to phone his mum and tell her I was torturing him! We thought maybe enough was enough at that point... ;D
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