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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 16, 2007 21:56:14 GMT -1
Deposit your little nuggests of wisdom here!
"Beware when reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Nov 16, 2007 21:57:29 GMT -1
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Nov 16, 2007 21:57:53 GMT -1
"The eagle may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Nov 16, 2007 22:01:36 GMT -1
Re-al-i-ty (n)
An illusion brought on through lack of alcohol.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 16, 2007 22:19:40 GMT -1
'The grass may be greener, but its just as hard to mow'  |
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Post by Lollipop on Nov 16, 2007 22:20:00 GMT -1
Don't eat yellow snow.
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Nov 16, 2007 22:21:11 GMT -1
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 17, 2007 14:13:35 GMT -1
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 17, 2007 14:14:00 GMT -1
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 17, 2007 14:17:46 GMT -1
"shut your mouth and know your roll, Jabroni!"
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 17, 2007 14:21:49 GMT -1
Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
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Post by mortontheblade on Nov 17, 2007 14:25:10 GMT -1
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.... You're not a fucking Vet.!!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 17, 2007 14:26:46 GMT -1
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 18, 2007 20:37:17 GMT -1
Man who walks thro' door sideways with a hard on is always going to Bangkok.
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 18, 2007 20:39:22 GMT -1
never trust a hippie
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Post by Imp on Nov 18, 2007 20:41:52 GMT -1
It's not fair? Deal with it
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 18, 2007 20:42:53 GMT -1
be wary of a bloke who's not into football. Very wrong
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 18, 2007 20:43:04 GMT -1
The world ends when you're dead,until then you've got more punishment in store. So stand up,take it like a man,and give some back.
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Post by Imp on Nov 18, 2007 20:43:55 GMT -1
Much as ladies should be wary of men who like Judy Garland/Julie Andrews/Diana Dors.
Gay as a maypole
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Post by Imp on Nov 18, 2007 20:44:39 GMT -1
Boys smell and they make you cry
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