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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 15, 2007 14:13:43 GMT -1
You know more about this than I do fella! Well he does have a nice lustrous beard to stroke... Apparently, he came here for private Medical treatment, and was arrested on a Spanish permit for his arrest... but Maggie loved him for some reason, perhaps saw a kindred spirit! Well they are the rules of engagement so to speak, I've not expirience of prison matey. Even though I almost did - another story! Well I'm not really that bothered tbh!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 15, 2007 14:14:26 GMT -1
Perhaps, rather than buggeration, we could arrange tentacle-rape?
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Post by unkownperson on Nov 15, 2007 14:17:58 GMT -1
Good and Death Penalty isant good enough let him rot in hell
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 15, 2007 14:18:17 GMT -1
Well they are the rules of engagement so to speak, I've not expirience of prison matey. Even though I almost did - another story! Well I'm not really that bothered tbh! Indeed, it is proverbial. Perhaps in reality prisoners sit around practicing crocheting and forming close harmony singing groups Oh aye, being a ruffian, or corporate fraud?! ;D Nah it's okay you don't have to tell us... Whereas I'm like a terrier with a bone, once you start an argument! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 15, 2007 14:20:05 GMT -1
Perhaps, rather than buggeration, we could arrange tentacle-rape? Does anyone know about that stuff except me and you?
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 15, 2007 14:25:06 GMT -1
Perhaps, rather than buggeration, we could arrange tentacle-rape? Does anyone know about that stuff except me and you? I'm pretty sure it's self-explanatory anyway! ;D Considering ways it could be done, owing to the lack of easily-accessible demons and tentacle monsters; I hear octopi are quite intelligent, and can possibly be trained? ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Nov 15, 2007 14:28:41 GMT -1
It's one of my skills actually. The ability to act really sincere when saying some thing completely moronic, I guess it's hard to then reveal otherwise on the internet though. ;D Yeah, you're just a dumbass mate, you didn't know he already had lost his hands, and now you're trying to cover your tracks! Yeah you’re right, it was just a pure coincidence that I mentioned he should have his hand chopped off when he only has one hand anyway. ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 15, 2007 14:30:14 GMT -1
Indeed, it is proverbial. Perhaps in reality prisoners sit around practicing crocheting and forming close harmony singing groups Oh aye, being a ruffian, or corporate fraud?! ;D Nah it's okay you don't have to tell us... Whereas I'm like a terrier with a bone, once you start an argument! ;D In my younger days Jules, shall we say I got quite intoxicated and was manhandled by the police - my mouth didn't help matters. Anyways I was was kicked to the floor by about 4 officers whilst handcuffed. I thought fuck this and tried to kick one of them in the nuts, he covered his crown jewels with his hand which I broke on impact. Not good and a very expensive night out on the piss, went all the way to crown court - I got off on a technicality. Still one of my best lines in court though Prosecuting Barrister: So Mr Hurls, are you telling the court that 7 police officers are liars? Hurls: No I'm telling you what happened!
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 15, 2007 14:31:29 GMT -1
I'm pretty sure it's self-explanatory anyway! ;D Considering ways it could be done, owing to the lack of easily-accessible demons and tentacle monsters; I hear octopi are quite intelligent, and can possibly be trained? ;D Well, this is true! Two words: Giant Squid! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 15, 2007 14:35:38 GMT -1
Yeah you’re right, it was just a pure coincidence that I mentioned he should have his hand chopped off when he only has one hand anyway. ;D He's actually lost both hands, my Funktastic friend, but I'll let you off! ;D Now, I wouldn't like to suggest that bitterness over losing both hands has led to his message of hate, that'd be too plausible...
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 15, 2007 14:38:24 GMT -1
LOL, I think that story could have happened to many people Hurls, still you're lucky that you were okay, breaking a bobby's hand doesn't sound like the best of moves! Nice work with that line in court though fella
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 15, 2007 14:42:07 GMT -1
I'm pretty sure it's self-explanatory anyway! ;D Considering ways it could be done, owing to the lack of easily-accessible demons and tentacle monsters; I hear octopi are quite intelligent, and can possibly be trained? ;D Well, this is true! Two words: Giant Squid! ;D How big was that recently-discovered Colossus Squid? 17m tentacles that reach a circumference of up to 3m, wasn't it?
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Post by Dr LuKas on Nov 15, 2007 14:42:15 GMT -1
Yeah you’re right, it was just a pure coincidence that I mentioned he should have his hand chopped off when he only has one hand anyway. ;D He's actually lost both hands, my Funktastic friend, but I'll let you off! ;D Now, I wouldn't like to suggest that bitterness over losing both hands has led to his message of hate, that'd be too plausible... He's got no hands!? ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on Nov 15, 2007 14:46:25 GMT -1
LOL, I think that story could have happened to many people Hurls, still you're lucky that you were okay, breaking a bobby's hand doesn't sound like the best of moves! Nice work with that line in court though fella Not a proud moment in my life, and I really was shitting myself. It taught me just how easily you can get into trouble and to be careful to be honest. Their barrister was an idiot really, his opening line to me was Do you drink larger or bottled beer Mr Hurls, Hurls (head working what was the current knats piss) Yes on occassion but mainly guiness barrister Which lager do you drink, expecting me to say Stella or 1664 Hurls Fosters His face was a picture
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 15, 2007 14:47:34 GMT -1
How big was that recently-discovered Colossus Squid? 17m tentacles that reach a circumference of up to 3m, wasn't it? To coin a phrase: Hi... Yi Yi! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 15, 2007 14:48:19 GMT -1
He's got no hands!? ;D LOL, stoppit dude, I don't know whether you're asking or not now!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Nov 15, 2007 14:52:28 GMT -1
Can I ask if your sheep is a metaphor for you?
Pissed off? ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 15, 2007 14:57:17 GMT -1
Not a proud moment in my life, and I really was shitting myself. It taught me just how easily you can get into trouble and to be careful to be honest. I don't blame you for defending yourself though. Thing is to avoid getting into that situation, isn't it? Ah but you do drink Fosters' don't you mate? Fair play though for the quick thinking
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 15, 2007 15:00:18 GMT -1
Can I ask if your sheep is a metaphor for you? Pissed off? ;D Yes, it's a black sheep. Nah matey, I know when it's THAT obvious! ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Nov 15, 2007 15:03:09 GMT -1
Can I ask if your sheep is a metaphor for you? Pissed off? ;D Yes, it's a black sheep. Nah matey, I know when it's THAT obvious! ;D Funky, alright I'm outta here. Have a funked up afternoon and we'll all be in Love City soon enough. ;D
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