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Post by C@V on Nov 6, 2007 13:51:14 GMT -1
Belt up Julian you bloody bellend! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Thank you for your assistance, you piece of excretum!   Gotta go but tomorrow I'll help you with your problems. CAV TO THE RECUE! ;D |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 6, 2007 13:51:27 GMT -1
sweet  so like a big paper shreeder or metal crushy thingy? This one's essentially a big mechanical vibration/impact test thingy - I can bitchslap stuff around at up to 30G (30 times the force of gravity) if I tinker with the settings, which means there's gonna be stuff exploding under sledgehammer-ish impacts Does it take Chav sized objects? |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2007 13:52:13 GMT -1
Thank you for your assistance, you piece of excretum! Gotta go but tomorrow I'll help you with your problems. CAV TO THE RECUE! ;D Re-cue is that a gay sex thing? |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 6, 2007 13:53:04 GMT -1
Gotta go but tomorrow I'll help you with your problems. CAV TO THE RECUE! ;D Re-cue is that a gay sex thing? Is it where you try to pot the tight brown? |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 6, 2007 13:53:20 GMT -1
This one's essentially a big mechanical vibration/impact test thingy - I can bitchslap stuff around at up to 30G (30 times the force of gravity) if I tinker with the settings, which means there's gonna be stuff exploding under sledgehammer-ish impacts Does it take Chav sized objects? Thinking about it, the 'impact panel' is approximately head-sized, and has attachments so you can strap things to it... |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2007 13:53:39 GMT -1
Re-cue is that a gay sex thing? Is it where you try to pot the tight brown? In off the pink. |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2007 13:53:53 GMT -1
I understand sweetie. Why not start with the small things and work up to the big things? Do something you've never done or something you've always wanted to try. Thanks. You're ver' kind sometimes...!  Hmmm... *strokes chin* hard to think of many things I've never done, that I want to... will have to think about that, while simultaneously solving the problem of being the board's unofficial "creaking gate"  |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 6, 2007 13:54:21 GMT -1
Does it take Chav sized objects? Thinking about it, the 'impact panel' is approximately head-sized, and has attachments so you can strap things to it... A simple yes/no would suffice Neko. |
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Nov 6, 2007 13:54:24 GMT -1
No, I do understand, I just digressed a touch with the thought of you in a nurses outfit.. you can't blame me, surely?  I think we should snog in real life. Do you think that would shock people lol ;D If I was snoggin' you, d'you think I'd actually care what people were thinking?!?! ;d |
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Post by thales on Nov 6, 2007 13:54:25 GMT -1
cheer up ya moody bollox At the risk of being moody... If it was that easy, I fricking would!   could always pay a visit to neko at work ;D |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Nov 6, 2007 13:55:02 GMT -1
Is it where you try to pot the tight brown? In off the pink. Double kiss on the balls. |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 6, 2007 13:55:36 GMT -1
Thinking about it, the 'impact panel' is approximately head-sized, and has attachments so you can strap things to it... A simple yes/no would suffice Neko. I don't do simplicity |
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Post by thales on Nov 6, 2007 13:55:43 GMT -1
I think we should snog in real life. Do you think that would shock people lol ;D If I was snoggin' you, d'you think I'd actually care what people were thinking?!?! ;d mmmmmmmmmmm lady loving... awaits STANLEY to appear! |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2007 13:56:13 GMT -1
How about a bad joke? (Pretend a man is telling this joke..) "I saved someone being raped last night........... I had a wank." Boom boom!  Christ on a Bike, Spozzler! *very nervous giggle* |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 6, 2007 13:56:21 GMT -1
At the risk of being moody... If it was that easy, I fricking would! could always pay a visit to neko at work ;D Is that as in, "His cheerfulness might be contagious," or is something more sinister afoot? |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2007 13:58:00 GMT -1
I think we should snog in real life. Do you think that would shock people lol ;D If I was snoggin' you, d'you think I'd actually care what people were thinking?!?! ;d *cough* All Mouth, No Trousers! *cough* We demand video footage!  ;D |
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Nov 6, 2007 13:58:45 GMT -1
How about a bad joke? (Pretend a man is telling this joke..) "I saved someone being raped last night........... I had a wank." Boom boom! #deadhorse# Christ on a Bike, Spozzler! *very nervous giggle* I actually stole that joke and as un PC as it is, it's still funny.. |
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Post by thales on Nov 6, 2007 13:59:42 GMT -1
could always pay a visit to neko at work ;D Is that as in, "His cheerfulness might be contagious," or is something more sinister afoot? he could destroy stuff, always a good way to cheerup  nothing more sinister |
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Post by jh1980 on Nov 6, 2007 14:01:02 GMT -1
Is that as in, "His cheerfulness might be contagious," or is something more sinister afoot? I hope it's "I could help joyfully smash things" as opposed to "put me out of my misery" Spozzy - I didn't imagine that the joke was a product of your own, and that's a compliment, don't worry! |
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Post by Mrs H on Nov 6, 2007 14:01:03 GMT -1
I think we should snog in real life. Do you think that would shock people lol ;D If I was snoggin' you, d'you think I'd actually care what people were thinking?!?! ;d *Makes mental note to distract Weeds fans at ER!* ;D What do you mean kind "sometimes" Julian?  ;D |
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