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Post by C@V on Sept 22, 2010 8:30:06 GMT -1
Whilst getting on the Victoria Line at Oxford Circus this morning to make my way to Brixton (6 stops) I noticed a movement out of the corner of my eye. I looked down and what should be on my collar but a lovely big beetle. It looked like the one below. So I scooped it up in my hands and watched with joy and excitement as it walked across my fingers from hand to hand. I decided to call him George and I loved him, and hugged him and stroked him. I knew that if I set him down on the tube train the rest of his life would be spent hungry travelling from Brixton to Walthamstow relentlessly. So I took him all the way to Brixton and back out in to the big wide world. We hugged and kissed as we said our final goodbyes and I set George down on top of a red pillar box. I love you George xx
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 22, 2010 8:36:07 GMT -1
How was he going to get off the pillar box?
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Post by C@V on Sept 22, 2010 8:53:22 GMT -1
He's got wings you dumb bint!
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 22, 2010 8:56:08 GMT -1
He's a beetle he might not have!
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Post by C@V on Sept 22, 2010 9:00:39 GMT -1
Well George has. How dare you cast aspersions on George's abilities!
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 22, 2010 9:01:37 GMT -1
It was very kind of you Dr Cavlittle
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Post by C@V on Sept 22, 2010 9:06:12 GMT -1
I got compliments from others on the tube about looking after the little guy.
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 22, 2010 9:11:26 GMT -1
From ladies?
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Post by C@V on Sept 22, 2010 9:15:45 GMT -1
No men
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 22, 2010 9:20:04 GMT -1
Interesting I'm bored. What shall I do with my life Matthew?
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Post by C@V on Sept 22, 2010 9:25:47 GMT -1
Interesting I'm bored. What shall I do with my life Matthew? Why interesting? You can start by coming out in London with me tomorrow night!
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Post by C@V on Sept 22, 2010 9:26:45 GMT -1
I've got a meeting soon with Internal Audit & Fraud Investigation!
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 22, 2010 9:28:12 GMT -1
Interesting I'm bored. What shall I do with my life Matthew? Why interesting? You can start by coming out in London with me tomorrow night! Just you attracting men on tubes. Wish I could
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 22, 2010 9:28:39 GMT -1
I've got a meeting soon with Internal Audit & Fraud Investigation! Wowser. I take it that's about your employee?
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Post by C@V on Sept 22, 2010 9:56:44 GMT -1
I've got a meeting soon with Internal Audit & Fraud Investigation! Wowser. I take it that's about your employee? And so the investigation begins! I've sent her off with over 50 letters of damning evidence!
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 22, 2010 9:57:57 GMT -1
Has he come back to work yet?
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Post by C@V on Sept 22, 2010 12:08:31 GMT -1
He came back on Monday. I've told him what's happening.
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 22, 2010 12:31:10 GMT -1
So that's all 3 of your staff that have been investigated. Kudos Mr Caversham lol
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Post by C@V on Sept 22, 2010 12:32:21 GMT -1
I am the TERMINATOR!
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 22, 2010 12:33:12 GMT -1
What did he say when you confronted him about it?
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