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Post by jh1980 on Oct 24, 2007 14:26:54 GMT -1
The bar prices were bad, as the dances were quite cheap... My boy Martin had three of them gyrating in front of him at one point! I know there's a divergence of views on this, but I don't find it arousing, I mean it's not unpleasant, but it's not what it's cracked up to be either! Pardon the pun eh? which pun
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Post by gt on Oct 24, 2007 14:27:55 GMT -1
Surprised no one's mentionedd wanking yet
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Post by Stan on Oct 24, 2007 14:28:05 GMT -1
which pun Not all it's cracked up to be...
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Post by Lollipop on Oct 24, 2007 14:28:32 GMT -1
which pun "Cracked up"?
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Post by mortontheblade on Oct 24, 2007 14:28:50 GMT -1
expensive? arrrrrrrghh...... i was hoping to just occupy the bar, to be honest. The bar prices were bad, as the dances were quite cheap... My boy Martin had three of them gyrating in front of him at one point! I know there's a divergence of views on this, but I don't find it arousing, I mean it's not unpleasant, but it's not what it's cracked up to be either!ditto. i've not the money to waste on cheap women!
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Post by Stan on Oct 24, 2007 14:29:20 GMT -1
Surprised no one's mentionedd wanking yet Careful.... POG will pop up and decide to relocate this thread to the archives.... tsk tsk - such foul mouthed-ness...
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Post by mortontheblade on Oct 24, 2007 14:29:30 GMT -1
Surprised no one's mentionedd wanking yet there's always one...
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Post by Stan on Oct 24, 2007 14:30:21 GMT -1
which pun "Cracked up"? See, even the Jenny got it.... and she's a girl!
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Post by Stan on Oct 24, 2007 14:30:53 GMT -1
Surprised no one's mentionedd wanking yet there's always one... pam?
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Post by mortontheblade on Oct 24, 2007 14:33:49 GMT -1
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 24, 2007 14:34:48 GMT -1
I know there's a divergence of views on this, but I don't find it arousing, I mean it's not unpleasant, but it's not what it's cracked up to be either!ditto. i've not the money to waste on cheap women! Yes. Here's a tale of woe though... that same evening, I was chatting up a friend of a friend of Martin's, and I said (trying to be smooth) "so where's your boyfriend then?" I was hoping she'd say "I'm single" but in fact she began to cry. Turned out the poor bugger had killed himself. Now, while that isn't really funny, in retrospect you have to ask - what are the chances of that being the response you'd get?! *shakes fists at God!*
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 24, 2007 14:36:02 GMT -1
See, even the Jenny got it.... and she's a girl! Must be a Narthern thing.... we don't say that round these parts!
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Post by officergroyman on Oct 24, 2007 14:39:23 GMT -1
Which Death Metal bands OG? I like a bit of Slayer, Entombed, Napalm Death, Childen of Bodom, Carcass... 3 Inches of Blood Dethklok Slayer Judas Priest Arch Enemy Unearth Lamb of God Devildriver Pantera Nasum
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Post by gt on Oct 24, 2007 14:41:12 GMT -1
Which Death Metal bands OG? I like a bit of Slayer, Entombed, Napalm Death, Childen of Bodom, Carcass... 3 Inches of Blood Dethklok Slayer Judas Priest Arch Enemy Unearth Lamb of God Devildriver Pantera Nasum I've never heard of ahem Dethkok, but I think my mate had a dose of it a few years ago when he was putting it about Some cracking bands on there, love Devildriver - I saw Soilwork and Caliban the other week, they were great!
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Post by gt on Oct 24, 2007 14:42:06 GMT -1
Oh hang on it says Klok not Kok, I better wear my glasses if I am buying anyone a timepiece for Christmas...
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Post by mortontheblade on Oct 24, 2007 14:42:29 GMT -1
ditto. i've not the money to waste on cheap women! Yes. Here's a tale of woe though... that same evening, I was chatting up a friend of a friend of Martin's, and I said (trying to be smooth) "so where's your boyfriend then?" I was hoping she'd say "I'm single" but in fact she began to cry. Turned out the poor bugger had killed himself. Now, while that isn't really funny, in retrospect you have to ask - what are the chances of that being the response you'd get?! *shakes fists at God!* Smooooooooooooooth!!!!!!! ;D the response i'd get would probably some form of machette to the skull....
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Post by mortontheblade on Oct 24, 2007 14:43:03 GMT -1
See, even the Jenny got it.... and she's a girl! Must be a Narthern thing.... we don't say that round these parts! bum crack, jules
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Post by mortontheblade on Oct 24, 2007 14:44:15 GMT -1
what should you write in a covering letter?
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 24, 2007 14:46:59 GMT -1
Smooooooooooooooth!!!!!!! ;D the response i'd get would probably some form of machette to the skull.... I know, I glide like a butterknife through granite sometimes! Heh, we mustn't put ourselves down Mort, it's not attractive!
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Post by officergroyman on Oct 24, 2007 14:47:16 GMT -1
Oh hang on it says Klok not Kok, I better wear my glasses if I am buying anyone a timepiece for Christmas... ;D
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