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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 9:38:13 GMT -1
Jules are you an erotic novelist? You could say that...
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 23, 2007 9:38:14 GMT -1
Paperback writer
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? It took me years to write, will you take a look? Based on a novel by a man named Lear And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer.
It's the dirty story of a dirty man And his clinging wife doesn't understand. His son is working for the Daily Mail, It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer.
Paperback writer
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few, I'll be writing more in a week or two. I can make it longer if you like the style, I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer.
If you really like it you can have the rights, It could make a million for you overnight. If you must return it, you can send it here But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer.
Paperback writer
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Post by C@V on Oct 23, 2007 9:39:23 GMT -1
Jules are you an erotic novelist? You could say that... Mills and Boon style?
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 9:40:10 GMT -1
I'm reading Atonement and the sex scene in that was quite arousing actually. Lots of upper class English repression and silk stockings! lol Hmmm, that's what you like then?! I'm sure I could do something, even if this does now constitute publicly whoring my talents lol!
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 23, 2007 9:41:26 GMT -1
I'm reading Atonement and the sex scene in that was quite arousing actually. Lots of upper class English repression and silk stockings! lol Hmmm, that's what you like then?! I'm sure I could do something, even if this does now constitute publicly whoring my talents lol! Not neccessarily Julian like I said it was arousingly well written.
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 9:41:57 GMT -1
I've never read a Mills and Boon. One girl said that a story I sent her reminded her of that, but she was dirrrrty lol. Most recipients have been grateful, shall we say, and it's nice to think I'm making people happy...
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Oct 23, 2007 9:43:22 GMT -1
How the heck has this thread got so big?! Funny though...
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 9:43:40 GMT -1
Not neccessarily Julian like I said it was arousingly well written. Jolly good... I don't mean to presume! Feels a bit weird talking about this publicly Not ashamed, just a bit embarrassed lol! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 9:49:40 GMT -1
And magically... it all went quiet!
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 23, 2007 9:51:33 GMT -1
Lol you were the one that put up dirty story!!
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 9:55:10 GMT -1
Lol you were the one that put up dirty story!! If you read back through Page 4 you'll note I didn't bring it up! Or do you mean the Fic Challenge entry which I put up was "a dirty story" Cos if you think that's dirty... you're more sweet and innocent than I thought!
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 23, 2007 9:57:20 GMT -1
And magically... it all went quiet! well you where getting all mucky
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 23, 2007 9:58:20 GMT -1
Lol you were the one that put up dirty story!! If you read back through Page 4 you'll note I didn't bring it up! Or do you mean the Fic Challenge entry which I put up was "a dirty story" Cos if you think that's dirty... you're more sweet and innocent than I thought! I was talking about your Fic story. Sweet and innocent....really? ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 9:59:18 GMT -1
well you were getting all mucky Not really! Christ, didn't know you were such a prude!
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 23, 2007 10:02:07 GMT -1
well you were getting all mucky Not really! Christ, didn't know you were such a prude! no doubt there will be plenty of silk stockings in your next wank/fic story ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 23, 2007 10:02:19 GMT -1
I've yet to write the sex scene for my book. I'm looking forward to it lol ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 10:03:35 GMT -1
I was talking about your Fic story. Sweet and innocent....really? ;D Well that's not dirty, the fake sleaziness of the strip-bar and the detachment of the "sex scene" (or memory thereof) are both incidental to the story as a whole. Erotic fiction on the other hand is written purely to titillate, and though the plot can be important, it tends to be more graphic, and certainly a lot more passionate. I'd show you what I mean, but modesty prevents me posting such things publicly... Well I suspected you were a bit sweet on the quiet!
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 23, 2007 10:05:14 GMT -1
I was talking about your Fic story. Sweet and innocent....really? ;D Well that's not dirty, the fake sleaziness of the strip-bar and the detachment of the "sex scene" (or memory thereof) are both incidental to the story as a whole. Erotic fiction on the other hand is written purely to titillate, and though the plot can be important, it tends to be more graphic, and certainly a lot more passionate. I'd show you what I mean, but modesty prevents me posting such things publicly... Well I suspected you were a bit sweet on the quiet! I do understand Jules.
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 10:07:02 GMT -1
Not really! Christ, didn't know you were such a prude! no doubt there will be plenty of silk stockings in your next wank/fic story ;D Ah Hurls, sometimes you seem very different from me *adopts most condescending tone* I wouldn't deign to use my fic challenge entries as an excuse to post literary porn, old boy... simply not the done thing! ;D Nor would I employ such obvious devices as you suggest just in the hope of creating a flutter in the heart of H!
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 10:09:46 GMT -1
I do understand Jules. Glad to hear it my dear... heaven forfend that I should in any circumstance underestimate you! *bowing to my toes, with a flourish* LOL sorry can almost see the frock-coat fluttering in that last sentence! ;D *also not being sarcastic, if unclear!*
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