Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 18, 2007 20:17:02 GMT -1
Now, i dont, have no intention to ever, and wouldnt even consider having a caravan - so its only got to tow me and the Family G! ;D Cant see why it wouldnt tow a van though - its as powerful as my Passat! The comfort thing is why i need it though - my back is fucked getting in and out of a saloon all day! Should have two of them mate - used 'em as roller skates ;D In-line skates - Gres's feet are too wide to use them as the more traditional boots. ;D
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 18, 2007 20:17:51 GMT -1
And it's in black! Hannah....i am NOT your dad!! ;D That was almost "Star-Wars-esque"
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Post by Arnold on Oct 18, 2007 20:17:55 GMT -1
Just black out the windows, put an under body lighting kit and some low skirting and you are away!
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Oct 18, 2007 20:18:20 GMT -1
Would explain why she's so freakishly tall though ;-) SHIT!!! *checks old black address book to see if had any conquests in Suffolk aged 15* NOPE, I'M IN THE CLEAR! ;D 16 now!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 18, 2007 20:19:24 GMT -1
Should have two of them mate - used 'em as roller skates ;D In-line skates - Gres's feet are too wide to use them as the more traditional boots. ;D I'm bad enough with shoes, let alone wheels on my feet! One fall, and there goes another Tsunami off the coast of Thailand! ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 18, 2007 20:19:56 GMT -1
Hannah....i am NOT your dad!! ;D That was almost "Star-Wars-esque" PMSL!! ;D ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 18, 2007 20:20:49 GMT -1
Just black out the windows, put an under body lighting kit and some low skirting and you are away! it has privacy glass anyway, so i just need a job load of coke, & some of GFJ's spazz tabs and i can make a killing! ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 18, 2007 20:21:28 GMT -1
SHIT!!! *checks old black address book to see if had any conquests in Suffolk aged 15* NOPE, I'M IN THE CLEAR! ;D 16 now! FUCK *checks black book for conquests in Suffolk aged 17..* STILL OK I RECKON!
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Post by Arnold on Oct 18, 2007 20:21:34 GMT -1
Just black out the windows, put an under body lighting kit and some low skirting and you are away! it has privacy glass anyway, so i just need a job load of coke, & some of GFJ's spazz tabs and i can make a killing! ;D Hehe ;D
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Oct 18, 2007 20:23:35 GMT -1
16 now! FUCK *checks black book for conquests in Suffolk aged 17..* STILL OK I RECKON! Na, you're alright! I was born in Denmark!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 18, 2007 20:25:34 GMT -1
FUCK *checks black book for conquests in Suffolk aged 17..* STILL OK I RECKON! Na, you're alright! I was born in Denmark! BOLLOCKS!!! *checks holiday black book......* PHEW...SHE WAS NORWEGIAN! ;D
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Oct 18, 2007 20:28:19 GMT -1
Na, you're alright! I was born in Denmark! BOLLOCKS!!! *checks holiday black book......* PHEW...SHE WAS NORWEGIAN! ;D ;d ;d ;d
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 18, 2007 20:29:40 GMT -1
16 now! FUCK *checks black book for conquests in Suffolk aged 17..* STILL OK I RECKON! "conquests in Suffolk" Along the lines of....."striding purposefully on, I managed to flatten the lovely town of Ipswich with one stride the other night..."
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 18, 2007 20:31:35 GMT -1
FUCK *checks black book for conquests in Suffolk aged 17..* STILL OK I RECKON! "conquests in Suffolk" Along the lines of....."striding purposefully on, I managed to flatten the lovely town of Ipswich with one stride the other night..." LMAO!! ;D someone ought to have though, for the good of the country! ;D
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Oct 18, 2007 20:32:15 GMT -1
FUCK *checks black book for conquests in Suffolk aged 17..* STILL OK I RECKON! "conquests in Suffolk" Along the lines of....."striding purposefully on, I managed to flatten the lovely town of Ipswich with one stride the other night..." So that's why the waterfront is in tatters!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 18, 2007 20:34:41 GMT -1
"conquests in Suffolk" Along the lines of....."striding purposefully on, I managed to flatten the lovely town of Ipswich with one stride the other night..." So that's why the waterfront is in tatters! Sorry!
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 18, 2007 20:34:49 GMT -1
"conquests in Suffolk" Along the lines of....."striding purposefully on, I managed to flatten the lovely town of Ipswich with one stride the other night..." So that's why the waterfront is in tatters! Actually, until "that" crater was found off the coast of mexico, geologists believed Gres's footfall just off the Ipswich waterfront was the impact site of the dinosaur killing asteroid....
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 18, 2007 20:35:22 GMT -1
So that's why the waterfront is in tatters! Actually, until "that" crater was found off the coast of mexico, geologists believed Gres's footfall just off the Ipswich waterfront was the impact site of the dinosaur killing asteroid.... I aint that old! ;D
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Oct 18, 2007 20:36:13 GMT -1
So that's why the waterfront is in tatters! Sorry! Don't worry about it, Ipswich is a shithole anyway. Bury St Edmunds rocks.
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Oct 18, 2007 20:36:54 GMT -1
So that's why the waterfront is in tatters! Actually, until "that" crater was found off the coast of mexico, geologists believed Gres's footfall just off the Ipswich waterfront was the impact site of the dinosaur killing asteroid.... Hahaha! ;d Ahh I've missed you GFJ! ;d
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