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Post by HURLOCK on Sept 20, 2007 9:12:16 GMT -1
He won't I'm too important to fraternise with Housing Officers. Ah, if you're that important he'll know of you! just a bunch of civil servants, Browns wipping boys
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Post by jh1980 on Sept 20, 2007 9:13:11 GMT -1
Well shall we say people always came to me if there was a clever wind up afloat! I think my best one, was setting up an email account, and mailing the office munter about how I fancied her. She got quite excited and graphic! Aye aye...! Hurls! Did you break her fugly heart?! Did you leave her crying into a huge tub of cookies-and-cream ice cream?! Did you leave her slitting her wrists in a warm bath after drinking two bottles of red wine and popping a whole load of painkillers?! (sorry just seeing the dark side there, that's quite funny but I gotta feel sorry for the (presumed) rough old dog!)
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Post by HURLOCK on Sept 20, 2007 9:16:42 GMT -1
Well shall we say people always came to me if there was a clever wind up afloat! I think my best one, was setting up an email account, and mailing the office munter about how I fancied her. She got quite excited and graphic! Aye aye...! Hurls! Did you break her fugly heart?! Did you leave her crying into a huge tub of cookies-and-cream ice cream?! Did you leave her slitting her wrists in a warm bath after drinking two bottles of red wine and popping a whole load of painkillers?! (sorry just seeing the dark side there, that's quite funny but I gotta feel sorry for the (presumed) rough old dog!) Whilst she was ugly, she was also an extremley unpleasant young lady. Maybe this was her defence mechanism! She also bullied my then GF, so no sympathy from me. A rough old dog who'd shag you if you bought her a drink if you knoiw what I mean!
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Post by C@V on Sept 20, 2007 9:18:22 GMT -1
He won't I'm too important to fraternise with Housing Officers. Ah, if you're that important he'll know of you! To not fraternise with Housing Officers requires very little importance at all.
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Post by jh1980 on Sept 20, 2007 9:20:41 GMT -1
Whilst she was ugly, she was also an extremley unpleasant young lady. Maybe this was her defence mechanism! She also bullied my then GF, so no sympathy from me. A rough old dog who'd shag you if you bought her a drink if you knoiw what I mean! Compensating. If she was horrible to people, then when she went back to her lonely flat and cried, she could at least think that the fact nobody wanted her wasn't because she was ugly as sin! Ah, fair play then... hmmm yeah I see. Also I do appreciate the comedy value of some old scrubber getting graphic about what she was going to do to "you" ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Sept 20, 2007 9:24:00 GMT -1
To not fraternise with Housing Officers requires very little importance at all. You're in Streetcare, right? Figures that you wouldn't fraternise... but then how many Matthews are there in your department?! Well he's in Housing anyway, I dunno his exact role.
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Post by C@V on Sept 20, 2007 9:25:29 GMT -1
To not fraternise with Housing Officers requires very little importance at all. You're in Streetcare, right? Figures that you wouldn't fraternise... but then how many Matthews are there in your department?! Well he's in Housing anyway, I dunno his exact role. There are many decoy Matthew's so as to keep my identity safe!
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Post by jh1980 on Sept 20, 2007 9:32:06 GMT -1
There are many decoy Matthew's so as to keep my identity safe! So you are in Streetcare. And how many of them are posh white boys? You'd get on alright with my mate, he's a bit of a stoner and a leftie, and from Essex to boot (!) but he read PPE at Oxford, quite well spoken... Did you think of applying to Oxbridge by the way?
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Post by C@V on Sept 20, 2007 10:05:14 GMT -1
There are many decoy Matthew's so as to keep my identity safe! So you are in Streetcare. And how many of them are posh white boys? You'd get on alright with my mate, he's a bit of a stoner and a leftie, and from Essex to boot (!) but he read PPE at Oxford, quite well spoken... Did you think of applying to Oxbridge by the way? No its full of luvvies and dandy's!
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Post by jh1980 on Sept 20, 2007 10:08:48 GMT -1
No its full of luvvies and dandy's! Ah I see, you weren't good enough.
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Post by C@V on Sept 20, 2007 10:10:44 GMT -1
No its full of luvvies and dandy's! Ah I see, you weren't good enough. I hate elitism! Nasty Oxbridge!
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Post by jh1980 on Sept 20, 2007 10:30:52 GMT -1
I hate elitism! Nasty Oxbridge! Awwww! Don't cry! *Gives Cav hockey stick to bash Oxford with*
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Post by PureOldGold on Sept 20, 2007 10:34:05 GMT -1
I hate elitism! Nasty Oxbridge! Awwww! Don't cry! *Gives Cav hockey stick to bash Oxford with* Is this what you have resorted to gain votes
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Post by Stan on Sept 20, 2007 10:34:29 GMT -1
I hate elitism! Nasty Oxbridge! Awwww! Don't cry! *Gives Cav hockey stick to bash Oxford with* It's just regional jealousy Julio.... he's just touchy cos he's from the outer-suburbs of Londinium and not somewhere leafy and nice!
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Post by C@V on Sept 20, 2007 11:30:36 GMT -1
I hate elitism! Nasty Oxbridge! Awwww! Don't cry! *Gives Cav hockey stick to bash Oxford with* I'll say!!! Tally ho hockey sticks at the ready..............charge!
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Post by jh1980 on Sept 20, 2007 11:32:48 GMT -1
I'll say!!! Tally ho hockey sticks at the ready..............charge! Thought that'd cheer you up! ...I'm still bored shitless, talk to me!
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Post by C@V on Sept 20, 2007 11:34:18 GMT -1
I'll say!!! Tally ho hockey sticks at the ready..............charge! Thought that'd cheer you up! ...I'm still bored shitless, talk to me! Are you not planning your campaign?
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Post by addicted2venos on Sept 20, 2007 11:39:34 GMT -1
Thought that'd cheer you up! ...I'm still bored shitless, talk to me! Are you not planning your campaign? You'll get nowhere in politics without machiavellian tactics ...... you should probably be reading the Art of War in preperation!! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Sept 20, 2007 11:39:38 GMT -1
Are you not planning your campaign? Oh, I thought that was what the manager was there for! I think I can already count on a fair number of votes, from what people have said to me....
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Post by jh1980 on Sept 20, 2007 11:41:31 GMT -1
You'll get nowhere in politics without machiavellian tactics ...... you should prbably be reading the Art of War in preperation!! ;D Ah, I'm a little rusty on the Machiavellian side of things Been a few years since I was a high-level fixer within student politics!
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