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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 27, 2008 9:45:27 GMT -1
....... and another!!
Dogging with Oddie Oddie prowls around the cark parks of Great Britain, to catch people involved in this new craze. Along the was he meets up with Steve McFadden, and shoots his wad over the back back passenger window of an Austin Allegro.
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Post by gt on Oct 27, 2008 9:46:27 GMT -1
(City) Ground Farce
Colin Dimmockwood and his mates fertilise the pitch at NFFC with several thousand pounds worth of shite every week in order to grow some top class resentment.
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 27, 2008 9:47:25 GMT -1
Mine Team The now god happy and seriously unfunny Tony Robinson, leads his team of pipe smoking archeologists into unknown territory. On this weeks dig will they find a series of small walls, a couple of bones and some broken pots ........ or will they find the 20 claymore anti personnel mines, we've planted. Watch as history gets extreme ............. and messy!!
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 27, 2008 9:48:19 GMT -1
(City) Ground Farce Colin Dimmockwood and his mates fertilise the pitch at NFFC with several thousand pounds worth of shite every week in order to grow some top class resentment. *Turns the channel over just in case this is like watching The Ring and we all die from viewing it*
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 27, 2008 9:49:38 GMT -1
The Sushi Bar's the Star Monkey faced children with ASBO's, are forced to eat raw fish until they vommit, as penance for their crimes!!
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 27, 2008 9:51:08 GMT -1
The Sushi Bar's the StarMonkey faced children with ASBO's, are forced to eat raw fish until they vommit, as penance for their crimes!! I like the idea but couldn't watch the vomiting. Come to think of it I couldn't watch the chubby faced children either.
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 27, 2008 9:52:31 GMT -1
Beat The Star - Saturday night light entertainment show involving Z list celebrites (think Hole in the Wall but hitting them with spiked sticks).
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 27, 2008 9:56:52 GMT -1
'Who want to be a Milliner' A Latvian TV show where contestants are asked questions and engage in hat based japery. The winner gets the opportunity to design, make and sell hats on your own 'gash' market stall.
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Post by gt on Oct 27, 2008 9:59:31 GMT -1
'Who want to be a Milliner'A Latvian TV show where contestants are asked questions and engage in hat based japery. The winner gets the opportunity to design, make and sell hats on your own 'gash' market stall. Post of the day *doffs cap*
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 27, 2008 10:22:58 GMT -1
Jamie and His Magic Torch - Jamie Theakston tests specialist MOD equipment on the streets of Britain.
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Post by gt on Oct 27, 2008 10:27:24 GMT -1
When I first saw this thread I thought it would be programs that 606-ers could present / be in. Could be an interesting tangent (well until someone takes offence).
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 27, 2008 10:31:17 GMT -1
A Clockwork Orange Perma-tanned celebs stand on a rotating clockwork platform while a machine attempts to peel, core and segment them for 2 minutes. First up gravy coloured bag of nothing ....... Jodie Marsh!!
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 27, 2008 10:32:16 GMT -1
Oh it's a good tangent. Neko has obviously got to have his own Taskshki's Castle game show. Hi I'm Barry Norman's Lovechild - A week's roundup of the new film releases from our very own Travis.
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 27, 2008 10:42:58 GMT -1
Beat the Clap
Paul Dannan and other serial shaggers, hang around in a rough club until 5 minutes till closing. At which point they are assigned a random girl to spend the night with, from the dregs that are left. The winner/s are decided on when their STD clinic result come back a week later!!
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 27, 2008 10:47:05 GMT -1
Hi I'm Barry Norman's Lovechild - A week's roundup of the new film releases from our very own Travis. Trav will be gutted, as he'd want to be Mark Kermode's love child!!
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Post by addicted2venos on Oct 27, 2008 11:11:28 GMT -1
The Messageboard Celeste
Hosted by A2V, and consisting of eerie blank silence as your host shouts into the void; hello ...... hello ...... hello ......... hello. Your host then postulates a theory that everyone else has gone off to poke each other on facebook or never actually existed in the first place or something!!
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 27, 2008 11:14:27 GMT -1
Hi I'm Barry Norman's Lovechild - A week's roundup of the new film releases from our very own Travis. Trav will be gutted, as he'd want to be Mark Kermode's love child!! I don't think so with his hairline! ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 27, 2008 11:17:07 GMT -1
Mine Team The now god happy and seriously unfunny Tony Robinson, leads his team of pipe smoking archeologists into unknown territory. On this weeks dig will they find a series of small walls, a couple of bones and some broken pots ........ or will they find the 20 claymore anti personnel mines, we've planted. Watch as history gets extreme ............. and messy!! LOL - thats my favourite of the day! ;D ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 27, 2008 11:17:47 GMT -1
Is Gupta still chuckling to himself? ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 27, 2008 11:19:27 GMT -1
Is Gupta still chuckling to himself? ;D he always does that, just more than usual with this thread! ;D
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