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Post by Kentucky Kid on Jan 5, 2009 19:37:50 GMT -1
Ross Kemp on gang bangs Ross Kemp visits Derby and meets chopper the man who is believed to have first hand experience of many. very terrible i know oh and i do not mean any offence ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by GUPTA on Jan 19, 2009 13:36:37 GMT -1
GRAND DESIGNS (AUSTRIA)......this week josef is transforming his cellar to look after his special guests ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/eyesroll.png)
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Jan 19, 2009 13:40:07 GMT -1
Dancing on 'MICE'
Celebs with big feet have to kill mice by dancing on them - week 1....the River Dance!
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Post by GUPTA on Jan 20, 2009 14:19:08 GMT -1
the national shottery.......much more intresting than the current lottery and also tackles the problem off overcrowded prisons ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Jan 20, 2009 22:37:27 GMT -1
Lead Balloon.
Richard Branson tests a new model over the Mid Pacific Ocean.
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 21, 2009 3:16:47 GMT -1
Guinea Pig Pig
Jade Goody stars as the first televised human to be tested on by new chemicals.
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Post by ovechkin8 on Jan 21, 2009 17:28:45 GMT -1
You've Been Framed.
Part of our new season of crime and suspense. Watch a fictional police force based in Birmingham set up and prosecute Leona Lewis for allegedly having talent and Jade Goodie for claiming not to have passed her 11 plus.
Instead of actors we will have an all star cast headed by recently retired Ian 'I'm the PC PC'Blair and Tariq 'Play the race card when all else fails you to get promotion' Ghaffar.
They should feel right at home then. JC de Menezes makes a cameo appearance .
One Man And His Dog Men blessed (or perhaps unblessed) with facially challenged wives, are awarded points for having the courage to be seen down the pub with their spouses, and at other social functions.
Additional tests inc. trying to buy exotic lingerie and beauty products for the missus while trying to make sure the shop assistants don't laugh when they see her photograph.
Crimewatch Hosted by Muffin the Mule a more than adequate replacement for Fiona Bruce in terms of sex appeal, viewers can watch actual ctrimes being committed.
It starts in the city of Liverpool and viewers can choose which city they would like to see through the eyes of CCTV the next. Parental guidance is strongly advised and this is late night viewing only.
Dancing ON Thin Ice A bunch of reprobates who lied but got away with it starting with Lords Mandy and Archer and a collection of obese heavyweights , Rick Waller and Michelle McManus have to partner each other on specially created rinks.
The winners are those who don't drown and get pardoned after five minutes with the Mission Impossible theme playing in the background.
Added bonus at the end of the series we throw in Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby into an icehole.
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Post by ovechkin8 on Jan 22, 2009 17:26:51 GMT -1
Two specially commissioned series.
What the Romans's did for us. The first programme features talentless Damien Hurst as he relates his meeting with Roman Abramovich and how his policy of 'I know the price of everyhting but the value of nothing' made him a millionaire.
The scene then switches to Siberia where RA is the governor and we meet the inhabitants who show what he has done for them. Short segment really because its virtually naff all.
Other programmes will feature Roman Polanski and interviews with the now middle aged women and what he did them for them and to keep sports fans happy a double bill with Roman Pavyluchenko and the waiter whom he tipped heavily at his Travel Inn and Roman Riquele and the Argentinian mafia.
The Tudors. Simple sports swap. Recently retired Igor Tudor tries his hand at cricket coached by Alex Tudor (he the hero of Lords against NZ) amongst the small expat community in Dubrovnik.
The following week Igor travels to Colchester to coach Alex on a popular Croatian pastime (football would be too easy) water polo.
Programme two features Alec Stewart and Kordell Stewart. Alec learns the tough regime of the NFL while Kordell is baffled by cricket.
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Post by GUPTA on Jan 25, 2009 14:44:32 GMT -1
holmes under the hammer.....eamonn holmes stands under a massive hammer and gets his skull smashed in....
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Jan 25, 2009 15:49:42 GMT -1
;D ;D I'd watch that! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by GUPTA on Jan 27, 2009 10:59:01 GMT -1
rick wallers saturday night takeaway....rick waller has a budget of £50 to order his saturday night takeaway ...he must then eat the lot within a 30 minute time period ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/eyesroll.png)
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Post by GUPTA on May 5, 2009 16:31:27 GMT -1
rising damp......cameras follow top tv comic bobby ball as he seeks help with his bed wetting problem
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Post by Pete the Wolf on May 5, 2009 16:55:02 GMT -1
Forgot about this thread, so slightly late....
Have I Got News For You - Jacqui Smith gets told what's on her expenses claim form
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Post by GUPTA on May 7, 2009 20:13:13 GMT -1
cricket on 5ive.....welly wearing comic jimmy cricket talks about his love of the boy band 5ive ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/eyesroll.png)
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Post by GUPTA on May 7, 2009 20:17:25 GMT -1
ONE ARMED BANDITS.......def leppard drummer rick allen teams up with jackie goody in this action packed crime based drama ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/eyesroll.png)
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Post by Neko Bazu on May 7, 2009 20:40:33 GMT -1
Stop - Neko Slime!
Each week, a special guest prowls the streets in a catboy/catgirl outfit, armed with slime-filled water balloons. Upon spotting those who warrant it (Gordon Brown, Urs Meier, Bono), they proceed to pelt them with said balloons, with MC Hammer's Can't Touch This playing at full blast.
Episode 1 is a bint special, featuring Mr T hunting down Paris Hilton, Jodie Marsh and Amy Winehouse.
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Post by GUPTA on May 8, 2009 12:00:19 GMT -1
MR & MR & MR & MR & MRS ..... with ulrika jonsson ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/eyesroll.png)
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Post by Mrs H on May 8, 2009 12:08:45 GMT -1
Uphill Garderners World - This week Alan Titmarsh will be checking out John Barrowman's rambling roses in his back alley.
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Post by GUPTA on May 8, 2009 12:17:51 GMT -1
Uphill Garderners World - This week Alan Titmarsh will be checking out John Barrowman's rambling roses in his back alley. ;D ;D....could do a spin off show with charlie dimmock trimming pam st clements thornbush
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Post by Mrs H on May 8, 2009 12:22:39 GMT -1
Uphill Garderners World - This week Alan Titmarsh will be checking out John Barrowman's rambling roses in his back alley. ;D ;D....could do a spin off show with charlie dimmock trimming pam st clements thornbush Would that be called Lady Garden?
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