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Post by Mrs H on Sept 11, 2007 12:05:26 GMT -1
I'm getting near 21k so ask me anything.
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Post by jh1980 on Sept 11, 2007 12:13:23 GMT -1
I'm getting near 21k so ask me anything. Can I finger you?! JOKE! JOKE!
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 11, 2007 12:14:42 GMT -1
I'm getting near 21k so ask me anything. Can I finger you?! JOKE! JOKE! PMSL. Someone has actually used that as a chat up line on me. Didn't get him very far either Jules! ;D
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Post by Billy on Sept 11, 2007 12:15:26 GMT -1
I want to know why no-one has bred an ostrich with a golden eagle, to make the ultimate bird of prey!
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Post by Billy on Sept 11, 2007 12:16:12 GMT -1
Jules that's a bit crude - I thought you would have tried to woo Mrs H a bit first - not just jump in all guns blazing!
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Post by jh1980 on Sept 11, 2007 12:17:55 GMT -1
PMSL. Someone has actually used that as a chat up line on me. Didn't get him very far either Jules! ;D I have a very good memory, and had remembered that. Glad you explained though as all the other people who didn't get the reference would probably think me a right perv! ;D *ahem* May I run my fingers through your long, soft dark hair? *okay I'll stop now... unless it amuses you! *
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 11, 2007 12:20:14 GMT -1
I want to know why no-one has bred an ostrich with a golden eagle, to make the ultimate bird of prey! They've tried Billy but the mating process is a painful process for both. Taking a female ostrich and a male golden eagle caused many deep lascerations on the ostrich and she pecked him to death. So they took a female golden eagle and a male ostrich but the ostrich couldn't penetrate the eagle.
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 11, 2007 12:22:15 GMT -1
PMSL. Someone has actually used that as a chat up line on me. Didn't get him very far either Jules! ;D I have a very good memory, and had remembered that. Glad you explained though as all the other people who didn't get the reference would probably think me a right perv! ;D *ahem* May I run my fingers through your long, soft dark hair? *okay I'll stop now... unless it amuses you! * Julian I've discovered your problem with women!!! You only want unattainable ones.
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Post by Billy on Sept 11, 2007 12:23:36 GMT -1
I want to know why no-one has bred an ostrich with a golden eagle, to make the ultimate bird of prey! They've tried Billy but the mating process is a painful process for both. Taking a female ostrich and a male golden eagle caused many deep lascerations on the ostrich and she pecked him to death. So they took a female golden eagle and a male ostrich but the ostrich couldn't penetrate the eagle. fair enough - I was talking about this to friends on Saturday (admittedly after a bit to drink) and we have decided I'm going to write a book about all the things in the world that I want to know/don't understand etc. The other I didn't know was that elephants aren't actually scared of mice, as they claim to be in cartoons
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Post by jh1980 on Sept 11, 2007 12:24:23 GMT -1
Julian I've discovered your problem with women!!! You only want unattainable ones. I don't have a problem with women! I was only messing! If you prefer... "what day is it today?"
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 11, 2007 12:26:22 GMT -1
They've tried Billy but the mating process is a painful process for both. Taking a female ostrich and a male golden eagle caused many deep lascerations on the ostrich and she pecked him to death. So they took a female golden eagle and a male ostrich but the ostrich couldn't penetrate the eagle. fair enough - I was talking about this to friends on Saturday (admittedly after a bit to drink) and we have decided I'm going to write a book about all the things in the world that I want to know/don't understand etc. The other I didn't know was that elephants aren't actually scared of mice, as they claim to be in cartoons Did you know Billy that when you chew gum it doesn't actually lose its taste but its that your taste buds get used to the flavour. If you eat something else at the same time it will bring back the flavour to your taste buds.
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 11, 2007 12:27:06 GMT -1
Julian I've discovered your problem with women!!! You only want unattainable ones. I don't have a problem with women! I was only messing! If you prefer... "what day is it today?" Are you in a huff now?
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Post by jh1980 on Sept 11, 2007 12:29:50 GMT -1
Ve ask ze qvestions! Where can I find a nice, unmarried, un-partnered-off girlio, Laura?!
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Post by Billy on Sept 11, 2007 12:31:27 GMT -1
fair enough - I was talking about this to friends on Saturday (admittedly after a bit to drink) and we have decided I'm going to write a book about all the things in the world that I want to know/don't understand etc. The other I didn't know was that elephants aren't actually scared of mice, as they claim to be in cartoons Did you know Billy that when you chew gum it doesn't actually lose its taste but its that your taste buds get used to the flavour. If you eat something else at the same time it will bring back the flavour to your taste buds. No I didn't know that! That can be the next chapter for my book!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Sept 11, 2007 12:31:41 GMT -1
Why do people keep dropping all this paperwork on my desk?
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 11, 2007 12:33:45 GMT -1
Ve ask ze qvestions! Where can I find a nice, unmarried, un-partnered-off girlio, Laura?! There isn't a magical place Jules. But the internet seems as good a place as anywhere. Maybe we should advertise for more lady football supporters.
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 11, 2007 12:35:03 GMT -1
Did you know Billy that when you chew gum it doesn't actually lose its taste but its that your taste buds get used to the flavour. If you eat something else at the same time it will bring back the flavour to your taste buds. No I didn't know that! That can be the next chapter for my book! Glad I could be of service Billy. If I can remember anymore random facts I'll let you know.
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Post by Travis on Sept 11, 2007 12:35:07 GMT -1
I'm getting near 21k so ask me anything. Would you consider this the height of amibition?
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Post by Mrs H on Sept 11, 2007 12:35:39 GMT -1
Why do people keep dropping all this paperwork on my desk? Because they're lazy workshy baboons.
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Post by jh1980 on Sept 11, 2007 12:37:23 GMT -1
There isn't a magical place Jules. But the internet seems as good a place as anywhere. Maybe we should advertise for more lady football supporters. Hah! If there is a magical place, it ain't called "London" Not so sure about the internet, though it has its advantages... What are the origins of the word "winkle-picker?"
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