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Post by Stan on Aug 29, 2007 9:34:14 GMT -1
...and where's your Capitalization dahling...? <slap>
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Post by shinny on Aug 29, 2007 9:34:23 GMT -1
confession It's wonderful being catholic! That reminds me of my mate Duncan. Duncan: "Forgive me Father, I had protected sex with my girlfriend outside of marriage." Priest: "Duncan my son, I can forgive you, but I fear you may confess this to me again next month!" Duncan: "Yes Father. Probably. Sorry Father!" ;D think our family father is beginning to feel that way except he has me and my cousin doing it!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 29, 2007 9:34:30 GMT -1
Your sins are like an Etch-a-Sketch - go to confession, give it a good shake, and bam! They're gone! takes a little more effort than that! mostly the effort is remembering the full hail mary... for some reason I keep changing it to the lord prayer half way through! You wanna do Church of England ;D Catholics: Say five Hail Marys and your sins will be forgiven CofE: Well, drink five Bloody Marys and you'll be too pissed to remember! (That's Eddie Izzard, to save Stan asking )
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Post by shinny on Aug 29, 2007 9:35:20 GMT -1
That could be the way I go! I shall see to it that the warning is left on your tombstone: "Here lies Shins. She listened to Neko." I think I may use that... even if I don't die this weekend!
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Post by Stan on Aug 29, 2007 9:35:25 GMT -1
confession It's wonderful being catholic! That reminds me of my mate Duncan. Duncan: "Forgive me Father, I had protected sex with my girlfriend outside of marriage." Priest: "Duncan my son, I can forgive you, but I fear you may confess this to me again next month!" Duncan: "Yes Father. Probably. Sorry Father!" ;D I bet your mate Duncan's oirish...!?!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 29, 2007 9:36:45 GMT -1
confession It's wonderful being catholic! That reminds me of my mate Duncan. Duncan: "Forgive me Father, I had protected sex with my girlfriend outside of marriage." Priest: "Duncan my son, I can forgive you, but I fear you may confess this to me again next month!" Duncan: "Yes Father. Probably. Sorry Father!" ;D I have a gay friend who has devout catholic parents. They decided to take him to church to try to have the vicar there 'purge him of his demons'. He started flirting with a trainee who was in that day, and ended up being chased out of the church with the vicar throwing holy water at him! ;D
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Post by Stan on Aug 29, 2007 9:36:54 GMT -1
takes a little more effort than that! mostly the effort is remembering the full hail mary... for some reason I keep changing it to the lord prayer half way through! You wanna do Church of England ;D Catholics: Say five Hail Marys and your sins will be forgiven CofE: Well, drink five Bloody Marys and you'll be too pissed to remember! (That's Eddie Izzard, to save Stan asking ) Plagiarist! (That's the lecturer in me coming out - save Neko San asking!)
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 29, 2007 9:37:52 GMT -1
I bet your mate Duncan's oirish...!?! Geordie but with a large dollop of Irish blood aye!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 29, 2007 9:38:24 GMT -1
You wanna do Church of England ;D Catholics: Say five Hail Marys and your sins will be forgiven CofE: Well, drink five Bloody Marys and you'll be too pissed to remember! (That's Eddie Izzard, to save Stan asking ) Plagiarist! (That's the lecturer in me coming out - save Neko San asking!) I don't believe it's plagiarism if you credit your source
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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 29, 2007 9:38:31 GMT -1
That reminds me of my mate Duncan. Duncan: "Forgive me Father, I had protected sex with my girlfriend outside of marriage." Priest: "Duncan my son, I can forgive you, but I fear you may confess this to me again next month!" Duncan: "Yes Father. Probably. Sorry Father!" ;D I have a gay friend who has devout catholic parents. They decided to take him to church to try to have the vicar there 'purge him of his demons'. He started flirting with a trainee who was in that day, and ended up being chased out of the church with the vicar throwing holy water at him! ;D oh them vicars....
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Post by knifewrench on Aug 29, 2007 9:38:48 GMT -1
Sorry but on shins tombstone it shall be inscribed "Shin she chased the New Found truck off the cliff but would have great joy in realising she died on top of Jordan Pundik."
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 29, 2007 9:39:38 GMT -1
Your sins are like an Etch-a-Sketch - go to confession, give it a good shake, and bam! They're gone! Bang! And the Sin is gone!
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Post by shinny on Aug 29, 2007 9:40:07 GMT -1
Sorry but on shins tombstone it shall be inscribed "Shin she chased the New Found truck off the cliff but would have great joy in realising she died on top of Jordan Pundik." RHIANNON!!!!!!!! PMSL!
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Post by Stan on Aug 29, 2007 9:40:21 GMT -1
Plagiarist! (That's the lecturer in me coming out - save Neko San asking!) I don't believe it's plagiarism if you credit your source I was referring to the previous effort...
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 29, 2007 9:40:43 GMT -1
Your sins are like an Etch-a-Sketch - go to confession, give it a good shake, and bam! They're gone! Bang! And the Sin is gone! ;D Exalt~
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 29, 2007 9:41:03 GMT -1
I don't believe it's plagiarism if you credit your source I was referring to the previous effort... No you weren't
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Post by shinny on Aug 29, 2007 9:41:33 GMT -1
Your sins are like an Etch-a-Sketch - go to confession, give it a good shake, and bam! They're gone! Bang! And the Sin is gone! Exalted Jules
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Post by unkownperson on Aug 29, 2007 9:42:36 GMT -1
Sorry but on shins tombstone it shall be inscribed "Shin she chased the New Found truck off the cliff but would have great joy in realising she died on top of Jordan Pundik." Billie Joe Armstrong instead
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Post by shinny on Aug 29, 2007 9:43:17 GMT -1
Sorry but on shins tombstone it shall be inscribed "Shin she chased the New Found truck off the cliff but would have great joy in realising she died on top of Jordan Pundik." Billie Joe Armstrong instead could I have both??? *drifts off in JD type fantasy*
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Post by Stan on Aug 29, 2007 9:43:56 GMT -1
I was referring to the previous effort... No you weren't This could go on all day so let's just nip it in the bud... I'm right - you're... right-ish... nuff said! plagiarist
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