|
|
Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Aug 9, 2008 19:23:15 GMT -1
Derby gave away free team photo's today - this is my idea: ;D your 'spastic' line inspired me Laura!  LOL ;D I was always taught that football wasn't about pleasure and that if I didn't behave myself I'd have to go back to Hillsborough the week after. As you can see I must be a very naughty girl ;D self harming is not good laura! ;D |
|
|
|
Post by Mrs H on Aug 9, 2008 19:25:26 GMT -1
Evening Hana Bo Bana Fana  You lost today didn't you?  Hello there. We did. Still, there's promise there, only the first match, and as long as we're not playing as shite as we did in the first half in 10 matches, then we'll be OK! Well. Hopefully.  I'm sure you'll be fine. You always seem to be a fairly steady team that gets results. |
|
|
|
Post by Mrs H on Aug 9, 2008 19:27:34 GMT -1
LOL ;D I was always taught that football wasn't about pleasure and that if I didn't behave myself I'd have to go back to Hillsborough the week after. As you can see I must be a very naughty girl ;D self harming is not good laura! ;D It's more like S&M ;D |
|
|
|
Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Aug 9, 2008 19:29:20 GMT -1
Hello there. We did. Still, there's promise there, only the first match, and as long as we're not playing as shite as we did in the first half in 10 matches, then we'll be OK! Well. Hopefully. I'm sure you'll be fine. You always seem to be a fairly steady team that gets results. Yeah, it's disappointing to lose first match, but things can only get better really! I'm thinking of coming up for the Sheffield Wednesday vs Ipswich game in September - may make it a late birthday present, although the last football match birthday present ended in a 4-0 loss... |
|
|
|
Post by Mrs H on Aug 9, 2008 19:32:10 GMT -1
I'm sure you'll be fine. You always seem to be a fairly steady team that gets results. Yeah, it's disappointing to lose first match, but things can only get better really! I'm thinking of coming up for the Sheffield Wednesday vs Ipswich game in September - may make it a late birthday present, although the last football match birthday present ended in a 4-0 loss... That would be good Han. You can come for a paddle at Hillsborough ;D |
|
|
|
Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Aug 9, 2008 19:34:15 GMT -1
Yeah, it's disappointing to lose first match, but things can only get better really! I'm thinking of coming up for the Sheffield Wednesday vs Ipswich game in September - may make it a late birthday present, although the last football match birthday present ended in a 4-0 loss... That would be good Han. You can come for a paddle at Hillsborough ;D It's just as soggy in Suffolk, I've never seen the flood lights on during the day in August!  |
|
|
|
Post by ---------a on Aug 9, 2008 19:51:26 GMT -1
A fluke result, like when you beat us 5-0.
Brought back down to earth yet? ;D
|
|
|
|
Post by Mrs H on Aug 9, 2008 19:53:18 GMT -1
A fluke result, like when you beat us 5-0. Brought back down to earth yet? ;D Lol we absolutely stuffed you Rich, accept it ;D I'm sure Rovram will help with that on Tues!! |
|
|
|
Post by Travis on Aug 10, 2008 18:56:56 GMT -1
WOOOHOO go Laura - the 'spastic' line in your report just creased me!! ;D And me! ;d The 'wrongest' lines are always the most amusing! ;D However, if spastics have a penchant for chasing shiny objects, would that make magpies by definition, the retards of the avine world? It would go some way to explaining Newcastle United's fanbase! |
|
|
|
Post by Mrs H on Aug 10, 2008 19:01:11 GMT -1
The 'wrongest' lines are always the most amusing! ;D However, if spastics have a penchant for chasing shiny objects, would that make magpies by definition, the retards of the avine world? It would go some way to explaining Newcastle United's fanbase! Magpies are sinister and tried to eat my cous cous when I went for a picnic  |
|
|
|
Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Aug 10, 2008 19:02:14 GMT -1
i like magpies....  |
|
|
|
Post by Mrs H on Aug 10, 2008 19:04:29 GMT -1
i like magpies.... That's because you're a spastic child. |
|
|
|
Post by Travis on Aug 10, 2008 19:05:23 GMT -1
The 'wrongest' lines are always the most amusing! ;D However, if spastics have a penchant for chasing shiny objects, would that make magpies by definition, the retards of the avine world? It would go some way to explaining Newcastle United's fanbase! Magpies are sinister and tried to eat my cous cous when I went for a picnic Was the cous cous glistening in the afternoon sun? Thieving twats.......still fits the Newcastle profile! ;D I've always thought the gannet to be for more stupid looking bird, at least going on appearances. I think puffins are quite debonair though! |
|
|
|
Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Aug 10, 2008 19:05:24 GMT -1
i like magpies.... That's because you're a spastic child. i'm not a child....... .... or, a *ahem* spastic....... YOU'RE A SCOPE! |
|
|
|
Post by Mrs H on Aug 10, 2008 19:15:03 GMT -1
Magpies are sinister and tried to eat my cous cous when I went for a picnic Was the cous cous glistening in the afternoon sun? Thieving twats.......still fits the Newcastle profile! ;D I've always thought the gannet to be for more stupid looking bird, at least going on appearances. I think puffins are quite debonair though! All birds are evil |
|
|
|
Post by Travis on Aug 10, 2008 19:16:57 GMT -1
Was the cous cous glistening in the afternoon sun? Thieving twats.......still fits the Newcastle profile! ;D I've always thought the gannet to be for more stupid looking bird, at least going on appearances. I think puffins are quite debonair though! All birds are evil Of course, I remember you saying that before now! Does that even include the ickle robin........and the owl?!?!?!? ;D Turkeys and pelicans are every bit as satanic as the raven though! |
|
|
|
Post by Mrs H on Aug 10, 2008 19:22:58 GMT -1
Of course, I remember you saying that before now! Does that even include the ickle robin........and the owl?!?!?!? ;D Turkeys and pelicans are every bit as satanic as the raven though! If they flap then they're evil. Owls can rotate their heads nearly 360 degrees. If that's not evil I don't know what is! Turkeys are clearly stupid!! |
|
|
|
Post by Travis on Aug 10, 2008 19:26:38 GMT -1
Of course, I remember you saying that before now! Does that even include the ickle robin........and the owl?!?!?!? ;D Turkeys and pelicans are every bit as satanic as the raven though! If they flap then they're evil. Owls can rotate their heads nearly 360 degrees. If that's not evil I don't know what is! Turkeys are clearly stupid!! So your club has a satanic nickname!! ;D Turkey's are ugly and satanic but also obviously live in constant fear of their mortality. Did you know that if a turkey gets scared or panics it whistles? |
|
|
|
Post by Mrs H on Aug 10, 2008 19:29:04 GMT -1
If they flap then they're evil. Owls can rotate their heads nearly 360 degrees. If that's not evil I don't know what is! Turkeys are clearly stupid!! So your club has a satanic nickname!! ;D Turkey's are ugly and satanic but also obviously live in constant fear of their mortality. Did you know that if a turkey gets scared or panics it whistles? s this information you discovered when you holidayed with Bernard Matthews the turkey botherer? |
|
|
|
Post by Travis on Aug 10, 2008 19:34:52 GMT -1
So your club has a satanic nickname!! ;D Turkey's are ugly and satanic but also obviously live in constant fear of their mortality. Did you know that if a turkey gets scared or panics it whistles? s this information you discovered when you holidayed with Bernard Matthews the turkey botherer? I have only once visited Norfolk and I was about 8 years of age, so could mount a defence of grounds of diminished responsibilty. It was a family holiday to Great Yarmouth. I got chronic toothache and my sister got hysterically traumatised visiting the Chamber of Horrors at the resort's waxworks, while the people there talked funny! I never encountered Bernard and are unlikely to visit his someland again! ;D |
|
Forever without exception. x
