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Post by Travis on Jul 15, 2008 12:22:16 GMT -1
No they have to put their heads against the condensation laden windows and honour God that way. ..... and you keep having to upgrading your handset, at great expense, to guarantee god will be able to get your call ....... and every bugger is arguing about which network god is actually on!!  Will Abraham have to offer up his son as a sacrifice by impaling him on a phone mast now then? |
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 15, 2008 12:22:19 GMT -1
Lets blue tooth him pictures of homosexuals, see what happeds ;D PMSL ;D |
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Post by Travis on Jul 15, 2008 12:23:38 GMT -1
Lets blue tooth him pictures of homosexuals, see what happeds ;D How does God stand on bestiality and dogging? Has he ever donkey punched anyone? |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 15, 2008 12:24:37 GMT -1
Isn't that the premise for all religious war past and present? Yep it's all 'my god is better than your god' stuff ......... and when you suggest that there is certain number of common themes running through most religions ......... well, then they get really pissy!! ;D |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 15, 2008 12:27:37 GMT -1
..... and you keep having to upgrading your handset, at great expense, to guarantee god will be able to get your call ....... and every bugger is arguing about which network god is actually on!! Will Abraham have to offer up his son as a sacrifice by impaling him on a phone mast now then? ..... possibly!! ;D ..... and the Buddhists are really pissing everyone of by claiming 'there are no phones, or phone network'!! ;D ;D |
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Post by HGO on Jul 15, 2008 12:27:42 GMT -1
I think we may have to kill Stan Collymore to find out how he stands on dogging Lets blue tooth him pictures of homosexuals, see what happeds ;D How does God stand on bestiality and dogging? Has he ever donkey punched anyone? |
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Post by derbian on Jul 15, 2008 12:29:53 GMT -1
Who is Pat Buchanan anyway is he trying to be famous,or infamous, or just anything really  He's very right wing american politician and broadcaster, and well known nut. Who claims that Hitler only wanted to dominate Europe, and as such the US should never have got themselves involved in WW2. He believes that the US government at the time were commies or at best communist appeasers, and that if a strong right wing part had been in charge then everything would have been fine!! ....... I believe he also checks every night to ensure that there 'are no reds under the bed' He's is about as crazy as Anne Coulter. Hmm i think he's forgotten that the WW2 lifted the US's economy from its depression/recession and turned them into one of the worlds richest countries. Our country on the other hand was almost bankrupt and lost many good people too.  |
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Post by Travis on Jul 15, 2008 12:30:05 GMT -1
Will Abraham have to offer up his son as a sacrifice by impaling him on a phone mast now then? ..... possibly!! ;D ..... and the Buddhists are really pissing everyone of by claiming 'there are no phones, or phone network'!! ;D ;D I can see a few more tweaks in a few over chapters. Maybe for example the titles.... THE TEN COMMANDMENTS* *Terms and conditions apply |
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Post by T C on Jul 15, 2008 12:30:42 GMT -1
would this thread be allowed if " god " were substituted for Mohammed Allah or Buddha? I think not |
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Post by Travis on Jul 15, 2008 12:31:18 GMT -1
I think we may have to kill Stan Collymore to find out how he stands on dogging How does God stand on bestiality and dogging? Has he ever donkey punched anyone? You're just looking for excuses now...... |
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Post by Travis on Jul 15, 2008 12:31:48 GMT -1
would this thread be allowed if " god " were substituted for Mohammed Allah or Buddha? I think not Is there a football team?  |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 15, 2008 12:32:44 GMT -1
would this thread be allowed if " god " were substituted for Mohammed Allah or Buddha? I think not A god by any other name would still be as confusing and silly |
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Post by T C on Jul 15, 2008 12:38:59 GMT -1
would this thread be allowed if " god " were substituted for Mohammed Allah or Buddha? I think not A god by any other name would still be as confusing and silly agreed, but proboards wouldn't allow anyone to slag the others off! fact |
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Post by Travis on Jul 15, 2008 12:41:13 GMT -1
A god by any other name would still be as confusing and silly agreed, but proboards wouldn't allow anyone to slag the others off! fact RELIGIONS ARE A SHAMBOLIC FACADE!! Happy TC? |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 15, 2008 12:48:15 GMT -1
Hmm i think he's forgotten that the WW2 lifted the US's economy from its depression/recession and turned them into one of the worlds richest countries. Our country on the other hand was almost bankrupt and lost many good people too. I get the feeling that history may not be his strong suite, and that he might have another agenda!! |
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 15, 2008 12:53:54 GMT -1
What is a donkey punch? There's a film out at the moment called that.
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Post by T C on Jul 15, 2008 12:55:01 GMT -1
What is a donkey punch? There's a film out at the moment called that. well it ain't no cocktail drink  |
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Post by Travis on Jul 15, 2008 12:56:31 GMT -1
What is a donkey punch? There's a film out at the moment called that. I had no idea either until I read up on the film, which incidentally is meant to be very good. Tis a very strange practice!!...... Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck, allegedly causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner.Good old Wikipedia! ;D |
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 15, 2008 12:57:28 GMT -1
What is a donkey punch? There's a film out at the moment called that. I had no idea either until I read up on the film, which incidentally is meant to be very good. Tis a very strange practice!!...... Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck, allegedly causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner.Good old Wikipedia! ;D Ah so it's like wolfgagging. |
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Post by Travis on Jul 15, 2008 13:00:53 GMT -1
I had no idea either until I read up on the film, which incidentally is meant to be very good. Tis a very strange practice!!...... Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck, allegedly causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner.Good old Wikipedia! ;D Ah so it's like wolfgagging. I suppose, though according the experts effects of the said act can lead to..... "Pain, intracranial hemorrhage, memory loss, neck injury, and possibly some related sensory deficits in the arms and legs. A strong enough blow to the back of an unsuspecting person's head could result in a vertebral fracture which, I hope most people know, could cause paralysis or even death."Probably not a recommended way of spicing things up! |
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