Story in The Guardian today

[Golden_Boy™]

It's about a guy called Ashley-Paul Robinson. He's a winger whose been on Palace's books for five years.

He broke news of a trial with Fulham on his Facebook account.

He did it like this:

Ashley-Paul is goin Fulham on monday. If i pull diss off im on dis ting

After news of the move spread, he posted a new message yesterday afternoon saying:

Ashley-Paul has been very naughty lol!

From The Guardian:

"Palace, however, have not found Robinson's frankness a laughing matter. "It's pretty embarrassing for the club that this guy is telling the world he's looking to leave the club," said a Palace source. "Perhaps someone should tell him to be a bit more private about what he's putting on the internet."

Robinson has been at Palace since he was a 14-year-old academy player and he broke into the first team at the end of last season, making his first-team debut as a late substitute against Preston North End in March. A month later he was offered a new contract by the club's manager, Neil Warnock, but a parting of the ways now seems inevitable. "We feel it's probably better that he looks elsewhere to further his career," said Warnock."

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After a brief butchers on Facebook.. I can reveal the guy in question looks like this:



His status is now:

Ashley-Paul Robinson
hmmm . . . .

[C@V]

His status should be C*nt!

[Golden_Boy™]

If he put 'is a' before that then i'd be inclined to agree with that Matt!

[El Morto La Hoja!]

more of a muppet than a C*nt, particularly as palace don't seem to bothered to lose him.

[Mrs H]

And why does he refer to himself in the 3rd person? Should we all start doing this?

[El Morto La Hoja!]

on facebook, your status says your name and is, i.e. "Mrs H is...."

personally i think he should refrain from wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses inside in an attempt to look stereotypically "gangster" ..... makes him look like a burk!

[Mrs H]

So he updates that everyday to tell people what he's doing? Bit sad isn't it?

[El Morto La Hoja!]

look at his picture, mrs h, he is a bit sad

[gt]

I just saw the words 'muppet' and 'C*nt' in the same sentence, and wondered what children's TV is coming to!

[El Morto La Hoja!]

kermit is back on crack, gt......

[gt]

Jul 9, 2008 10:40:15 GMT -1 El Morto La Hoja! said:

personally i think he should refrain from wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses inside in an attempt to look stereotypically "gangster"

For sure. I always wear a pinstripe suit, white tie, braces and rimmed hat while carrying a tommy gun around when I want to look 'gangster'

[Mrs H]

Jul 9, 2008 10:52:33 GMT -1 El Morto La Hoja! said:

look at his picture, mrs h, he is a bit sad

Can't see it. I'm glad I can't if he looks like Bugsy Malone.

[El Morto La Hoja!]

Jul 9, 2008 10:55:11 GMT -1 gt said:

Jul 9, 2008 10:40:15 GMT -1 El Morto La Hoja! said:

personally i think he should refrain from wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses inside in an attempt to look stereotypically "gangster"

For sure. I always wear a pinstripe suit, white tie, braces and rimmed hat while carrying a tommy gun around when I want to look 'gangster'

you old crook you....

for some reason that imagery reminded me of a millar and armstrong sketch....

[El Morto La Hoja!]

Jul 9, 2008 10:59:44 GMT -1 Mrs H said:

Jul 9, 2008 10:52:33 GMT -1 El Morto La Hoja! said:

look at his picture, mrs h, he is a bit sad

Can't see it. I'm glad I can't if he looks like Bugsy Malone.

Black fella, black baseball cap, shades, bit of "bling", doing the scratching his chin pose....

[gt]

Can't watch them at work...

Caught Armstrong and Miller on BBC 4 last week, was extremely funny - don't know why I've overlooked them for so long. The 'How Many Hats' gameshow sketch was quality

'One hat, he's wearing one hat. NO I will not be silenced'

[El Morto La Hoja!]

i've overlooked them too, but i caught the sketchs above somewhere and thought they were awesome ;D

[gt]

Think I overlooked them because they have both been in lots of stuff separately like Echo Beach and The Worst Week of My Life that I find shite quite frankly

[El Morto La Hoja!]

exactly, its their fault we assumed they were shit!

[Mrs H]

I didn't find them particularly funny tbh.

[El Morto La Hoja!]

are you normally not honest?