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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:42:01 GMT -1
Are these the reasons Marcus Trescothick went mad? No, he went mad because he caught his missus cheating on him whilst doing unsavory things with kitchen appliances and Kevin Pietersen.
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 14:42:16 GMT -1
Note my edit, milady... it is not a matter of what one does, it is a matter of how one describes it! I'm not an old Etonian... As for deviance, ask a Tory I wonder if Stephen Milligan's widow is out of therapy yet?! ;D he's the guy that wanked himself to death, wasn't he? death isn't funny. except then. Stocking & Sussies, orange segment in his mouth and bin bag over his head wasn't it?
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 14:42:57 GMT -1
he's the guy that wanked himself to death, wasn't he? death isn't funny. except then. Stocking & Sussies, orange segment in his mouth and bin bag over his head wasn't it? that'd be him
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 14:42:59 GMT -1
As for deviance, ask a Tory I wonder if Stephen Milligan's widow is out of therapy yet?! ;D he's the guy that wanked himself to death, wasn't he? death isn't funny. except then. The former MP for Eastleigh, Hampshire, he was found hanging with an orange in his mouth and a nice pair of "barely black" tights on... cause of death quoted as: "autoerotic asphyxiation" As it's often said - many good jokes were told at the time, but the best of all turned out to be "Dead Tory. Ha-ha!" ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 14:43:01 GMT -1
Are these the reasons Marcus Trescothick went mad? No, he went mad because he caught his missus cheating on him whilst doing unsavory things with kitchen appliances and Kevin Pietersen. Ah I'd heard the rumour that he went mad because Michael Vaughan is actually the daddy of his child!
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Post by Billy on Aug 1, 2007 14:44:49 GMT -1
autoerotic asphyxiation!!!! There are some odd people around aren't there!
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:45:12 GMT -1
No, he went mad because he caught his missus cheating on him whilst doing unsavory things with kitchen appliances and Kevin Pietersen. Ah I'd heard the rumour that he went mad because Michael Vaughan is actually the daddy of his child! Interesting.
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 14:45:13 GMT -1
Ah I'd heard the rumour that he went mad because Michael Vaughan is actually the daddy of his child! That ain't funny! If it's true I say he'd have been justified in braining Vaughan
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 14:45:42 GMT -1
he's the guy that wanked himself to death, wasn't he? death isn't funny. except then. The former MP for Eastleigh, Hampshire, he was found hanging with an orange in his mouth and a nice pair of "barely black" tights on... cause of death quoted as: "autoerotic asphyxiation" As it's often said - many good jokes were told at the time, but the best of all turned out to be "Dead Tory. Ha-ha!" ;D If I remember rightly, Frank Dobson quipped "If he's their best and brightest and ended up wanking himself to death, we've not really got much to worry about, do we?"
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:45:43 GMT -1
autoerotic asphyxiation!!!! There are some odd people around aren't there! You're in the office alone, give it a go.
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 14:47:16 GMT -1
autoerotic asphyxiation!!!! There are some odd people around aren't there! Yes. It was obviously a mistake though. I'm told that people sometimes have sex on poppers - because the way they restrict your breathing increases your heart rate and well you know, rush of blood to places and all that... it's the same principle, just not as fucked up!
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 14:48:13 GMT -1
If I remember rightly, Frank Dobson quipped "If he's their best and brightest and ended up wanking himself to death, we've not really got much to worry about, do we?" LMAO that's brilliant!!! ;D ;D
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:48:30 GMT -1
autoerotic asphyxiation!!!! There are some odd people around aren't there! Yes. It was obviously a mistake though. I'm told that people sometimes have sex on poppers - because the way they restrict your breathing increases your heart rate and well you know, rush of blood to places and all that... it's the same principle, just not as fucked up! It relaxes your sphincter.
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 14:48:34 GMT -1
The former MP for Eastleigh, Hampshire, he was found hanging with an orange in his mouth and a nice pair of "barely black" tights on... cause of death quoted as: "autoerotic asphyxiation" As it's often said - many good jokes were told at the time, but the best of all turned out to be "Dead Tory. Ha-ha!" ;D If I remember rightly, Frank Dobson quipped "If he's their best and brightest and ended up wanking himself to death, we've not really got much to worry about, do we?" Lol whatever happened to Frank Dobson?
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 14:49:30 GMT -1
Yes. It was obviously a mistake though. I'm told that people sometimes have sex on poppers - because the way they restrict your breathing increases your heart rate and well you know, rush of blood to places and all that... it's the same principle, just not as fucked up! It relaxes your sphincter. Is that what that nice man told you before the lights went out?
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:50:04 GMT -1
If I remember rightly, Frank Dobson quipped "If he's their best and brightest and ended up wanking himself to death, we've not really got much to worry about, do we?" Lol whatever happened to Frank Dobson? Something to do with being caught in London Zoo with his pants down whilst the sea lion was giving birth.
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Post by Billy on Aug 1, 2007 14:50:14 GMT -1
autoerotic asphyxiation!!!! There are some odd people around aren't there! You're in the office alone, give it a go. I'm good cheers Bean - but thanks all the same
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:51:14 GMT -1
It relaxes your sphincter. Is that what that nice man told you before the lights went out? No it's what I told him before I rammed my fist up his arse and tickled his tonsils.
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 14:51:20 GMT -1
It relaxes your sphincter. Ok, never done Poppers, wouldn't know.
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 14:51:51 GMT -1
If I remember rightly, Frank Dobson quipped "If he's their best and brightest and ended up wanking himself to death, we've not really got much to worry about, do we?" Lol whatever happened to Frank Dobson? recovering from a quadruple bypass in late 2006 i believe
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