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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Aug 1, 2007 8:56:49 GMT -1
Amazonian Dudette She's taller than me Ninj! What they said about evolution, tis all true! Yes, it might help explain why I hate shopping so much... But doesn't.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Aug 1, 2007 8:56:52 GMT -1
Amazonian Dudette She's taller than me Ninj! What they said about evolution, tis all true! shorter than me though not by much though
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Post by Shippers on Aug 1, 2007 8:57:36 GMT -1
Every 6 year old will be legally obliged to take harmonica lessons and pay the government seven crayons of varying colour. Indeed, you got it! An inalienable freedom of the Spurious Nation will be the right to bear alms. These alms should in turn be distributed to the needy and deserving, as part of the individual's social dues! Alms may consist, among other things, of Victoria Sponge or Honey-glazed Carrots. We believe that the key to eternal life is in the elbow. As no man can lick his own elbow he can not gain the life eternal, however we propose to adopt the socialist prinicple whereby we shall lick eachothers elbows and all live forever.
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 8:59:37 GMT -1
have a tenner buy a few beers Ooh! Thank you very much! I wonder how good the work printer really is... *considers criminal activity!*
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 9:06:13 GMT -1
We believe that the key to eternal life is in the elbow. As no man can lick his own elbow he can not gain the life eternal, however we propose to adopt the socialist prinicple whereby we shall lick each others elbows and all live forever. All those who desire it shall be granted an arbour. This is much like a boon, but leafier, and less flexible. Whimsical music shall be piped into such arbours as these are places of peace, where sanity may be lost in a controlled and pleasant environment.
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Post by Shippers on Aug 1, 2007 9:19:00 GMT -1
We believe that the key to eternal life is in the elbow. As no man can lick his own elbow he can not gain the life eternal, however we propose to adopt the socialist prinicple whereby we shall lick each others elbows and all live forever. All those who desire it shall be granted an arbour. This is much like a boon, but leafier, and less flexible. Whimsical music shall be piped into such arbours as these are places of peace, where sanity may be lost in a controlled and pleasant environment. We here at spurious HQ are tough on Les Dennis, tough on the causes of Les Dennis.
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 9:24:27 GMT -1
We here at spurious HQ are tough on Les Dennis, tough on the causes of Les Dennis. Sir Jimmy Saville will be given the state funeral he so richly deserves.
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Post by Shippers on Aug 1, 2007 9:25:20 GMT -1
We here at spurious HQ are tough on Les Dennis, tough on the causes of Les Dennis. Sir Jimmy Saville will be given the state funeral he so richly deserves. Just so soon as we find him and have him put to death for crimes against hair.
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 9:28:49 GMT -1
Sir Jimmy Saville will be given the state funeral he so richly deserves. Just so soon as we find him and have him put to death for crimes against hair. Aye. This also applies to Jeremy Beadle, a man so repulsive on so many levels that he gives the lie to the suggestion that "everybody loves a man with a beard."
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Post by Shippers on Aug 1, 2007 9:36:11 GMT -1
Just so soon as we find him and have him put to death for crimes against hair. Aye. This also applies to Jeremy Beadle, a man so repulsive on so many levels that he gives the lie to the suggestion that "everybody loves a man with a beard." we will bee obviously introducing our own spurious cabinet. Brian Blessed - Minister for facial hair and loud voices Anneka Rice - Minister for challenges Pat Sharpe - Minister for Fun Paul Parker - Minister for Defense Alan Titchmarsh - Minister for northernness Timmy Mallet - Minister for early mornings Sir Patrick Moore - Minister for late night emergencies The Lovely Debbie Macghee - Minister for freaks The Cheeky Girls - joint Ministers for foreigners
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 9:46:24 GMT -1
Paul Parker - Minister for Defense Is that Paul "Scores with his Arse" Parker?! I nominate Harriet Harman for "Minister for Mumsy Middle Class Lefties" - I'm sure she could be persuaded to defect from Labour. To conserve natural resources people shall be allowed only Loot Bags to carry shopping home from supermarkets.
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Post by Shippers on Aug 1, 2007 9:48:28 GMT -1
Aye. This also applies to Jeremy Beadle, a man so repulsive on so many levels that he gives the lie to the suggestion that "everybody loves a man with a beard." we will bee obviously introducing our own spurious cabinet. Brian Blessed - Minister for facial hair and loud voices Anneka Rice - Minister for challenges Pat Sharpe - Minister for Fun Paul Parker - Minister for Defense Alan Titchmarsh - Minister for northernness Timmy Mallet - Minister for early mornings Sir Patrick Moore - Minister for late night emergencies The Lovely Debbie Macghee - Minister for freaks The Cheeky Girls - joint Ministers for foreigners Bernard Manning - Minister for the deceased Ken Dodd - Minister for the inexcusable Gloria Huniford - Minister for the interminable Keith Harris - Minister for those who have their hand up a bird's arse Chris Eubank - Minister for celebrity big brother
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Aug 1, 2007 9:51:31 GMT -1
we will bee obviously introducing our own spurious cabinet. Brian Blessed - Minister for facial hair and loud voices Anneka Rice - Minister for challenges Pat Sharpe - Minister for Fun Paul Parker - Minister for Defense Alan Titchmarsh - Minister for northernness Timmy Mallet - Minister for early mornings Sir Patrick Moore - Minister for late night emergencies The Lovely Debbie Macghee - Minister for freaks The Cheeky Girls - joint Ministers for foreigners Bernard Manning - Minister for the deceased Ken Dodd - Minister for the inexcusable Gloria Huniford - Minister for the interminable Keith Harris - Minister for those who have their hand up a bird's arse Chris Eubank - Minister for celebrity big brother Ant and Dec - Ministers for annoying best friends Bill Clinton - Minister of American Tourists
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Post by Shippers on Aug 1, 2007 9:51:41 GMT -1
Paul Parker - Minister for Defense Is that Paul "Scores with his Arse" Parker?! That's the one John Motson - Keeper of the records Peter Risdale - Chancellor of the exchequor Rorry Bremner - Minister for first impressions Allistair McGowen - Minister for second rate impressions Floella Benjamin - Minister for "the ethnics"
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Post by Shippers on Aug 1, 2007 10:15:31 GMT -1
Rolf Harris - Minster for arts, culture, and cute fluffy animals Sandy Toksvig - Minister for the posh Andi Peters - Minister for youth Emma Forbes - Minister for Loveliness Anthea Turner - Minister for mindless violence
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