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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 27, 2008 14:44:42 GMT -1
Christiano Ronaldo meets Didier Drogba in a pub for a few pints and Ronaldo notices that Drogba has brought his dog. So they're sitting there supping away when a man walks up to them and lifts up the dogs tail, then walks off. Ronaldo and Drogba looked puzzled, but carry on drinking. A couple of minutes pass and another guy approaches. He proceeds to to lift up the tail of the dog, has a look then walks off. This goes on a few more times, each person lifting up the dogs tail, then on their way. Ronaldo gets sick and tired of it and when the next person is about to do it, he stops him and asks, "What the hell is going on? Why is everybody lifting up me dogs tail?" The guy replies, " well there's a man in the lounge telling everybody, that there is a dog at the bar with two arse holes".   |
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Apr 27, 2008 14:50:56 GMT -1
;D
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Post by Alex on Apr 27, 2008 16:59:28 GMT -1
The joke starts off with the dog belonging to Drogba, but then Ronaldo asks why everyone is lifting up his dog's tail. Whose dog is it?  |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 27, 2008 17:17:23 GMT -1
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Apr 27, 2008 21:35:32 GMT -1
The joke starts off with the dog belonging to Drogba, but then Ronaldo asks why everyone is lifting up his dog's tail. Whose dog is it? Surely you have answered your own question there as Ronaldo never claims ownership of the said canine. |
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Apr 27, 2008 21:37:26 GMT -1
The joke starts off with the dog belonging to Drogba, but then Ronaldo asks why everyone is lifting up his dog's tail. Whose dog is it? i think the more dubious element of the joke is that ronaldo could have a few pints..... |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 28, 2008 7:23:43 GMT -1
The joke starts off with the dog belonging to Drogba, but then Ronaldo asks why everyone is lifting up his dog's tail. Whose dog is it? i think the more dubious element of the joke is that ronaldo could have a few pints..... of Ribena ;D |
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Post by Alex on Apr 28, 2008 10:58:06 GMT -1
The joke starts off with the dog belonging to Drogba, but then Ronaldo asks why everyone is lifting up his dog's tail. Whose dog is it? Surely you have answered your own question there as Ronaldo never claims ownership of the said canine. Why is everybody lifting up me dogs tail Ronaldo said that, implying it is his dog.  |
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Apr 28, 2008 11:00:20 GMT -1
RONALDO'S A THIEF!!!  he stole drogba's dog.... |
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Post by Alex on Apr 28, 2008 11:20:43 GMT -1
Thief! Thief! |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 28, 2008 17:35:05 GMT -1
Surely you have answered your own question there as Ronaldo never claims ownership of the said canine. Why is everybody lifting up me dogs tail Ronaldo said that, implying it is his dog. LOL...........your looking into it to deep m8 ;D |
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Post by Kentucky Kid on Apr 28, 2008 17:47:52 GMT -1
Christiano isen't that the wrong spelling too
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 28, 2008 17:58:19 GMT -1
Christiano isen't that the wrong spelling too shut up but that isnt how you spell isnt ;D |
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Post by MagicalUnited on Apr 28, 2008 18:05:47 GMT -1
not very funny lol  |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 28, 2008 18:11:34 GMT -1
not very funny lol make your mind up ;D |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 28, 2008 18:19:04 GMT -1
I wouldn't say that Ronaldo and Drogba were a right pair of diving, cheating twats but...
I was watching Chelsea v Man Utd the other day, when the tv set went on the blink. So I got up, gave it a good kick...
They both fell over, writhing in agony!
;D
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Apr 28, 2008 18:53:52 GMT -1
I wouldn't say that Ronaldo and Drogba were a right pair of diving, cheating twats but... I was watching Chelsea v Man Utd the other day, when the tv set went on the blink. So I got up, gave it a good kick... They both fell over, writhing in agony! ;D  |
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Post by MagicalUnited on May 3, 2008 18:20:14 GMT -1
ahh same old ronaldo jokes
all the ronaldo knockers will wank yourselves silly if he joined your club.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on May 3, 2008 18:26:00 GMT -1
ahh same old ronaldo jokes all the ronaldo knockers will wank yourselves silly if he joined your club. i can assure you i wouldnt  |
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Post by MagicalUnited on May 3, 2008 18:35:18 GMT -1
ahh same old ronaldo jokes all the ronaldo knockers will wank yourselves silly if he joined your club. i can assure you i wouldnt no worries becuase he will never take such a big step down lol |
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