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Post by officergroyman on Jul 26, 2007 12:52:13 GMT -1
Is sellotape a good substitute for a condom? Is that how the Jewish do circumcisions? hey gir' leave the jews out of this you racist biyatch!!!
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jul 26, 2007 12:52:57 GMT -1
Is sellotape a good substitute for a condom? Is that how the Jewish do circumcisions? Only when there is no sterile scalpels about
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 26, 2007 12:53:27 GMT -1
Is that how the Jewish do circumcisions? hey gir' leave the jews out of this you racist biyatch!!! How was that racist?? Is this the Velcro Ninja episode all over again??
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Jul 26, 2007 12:53:50 GMT -1
Whether you'd like a beard just like Brian Blessed? I would! I wish I could grow a beard just like Brian Blessed, but alas, I am no circus bearded lady.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jul 26, 2007 12:55:05 GMT -1
hey gir' leave the jews out of this you racist biyatch!!! How was that racist?? Is this the Velcro Ninja episode all over again?? Yes
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 26, 2007 12:56:48 GMT -1
How was that racist?? Is this the Velcro Ninja episode all over again?? Yes
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Post by Shippers on Jul 26, 2007 12:57:22 GMT -1
I wish I could grow a beard just like Brian Blessed, but alas, I am no circus bearded lady. I wish I could, but mine's wiry, thin, insubstantial and sparse. It's not a beard, it's a farce!
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Jul 26, 2007 12:58:01 GMT -1
I wish I could grow a beard just like Brian Blessed, but alas, I am no circus bearded lady. I wish I could, but mine's wiry, thin, insubstantial and sparse. It's not a beard, it's a farce! Damn that 12 year old facial hair!
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 26, 2007 13:01:30 GMT -1
I wish I could grow a beard just like Brian Blessed, but alas, I am no circus bearded lady. I wish I could, but mine's wiry, thin, insubstantial and sparse. It's not a beard, it's a farce! I can lend you some of my genes. Fastest growing hair in the west.
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Post by Shippers on Jul 26, 2007 13:07:13 GMT -1
I wish I could, but mine's wiry, thin, insubstantial and sparse. It's not a beard, it's a farce! I can lend you some of my genes. Fastest growing hair in the west. I don't see how wearing girls trousers will improve my beard. If you look at all those NME bands they're all wearing girls trousers and not one of them has got a decent beard on em.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jul 26, 2007 13:07:17 GMT -1
My attempts at beards are rubbish to
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 26, 2007 13:08:42 GMT -1
Neko, tells us what you were thinking because of got strange images of womb ferrets and Cillit Bang in my head now.
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Jul 26, 2007 13:10:51 GMT -1
I can lend you some of my genes. Fastest growing hair in the west. I don't see how wearing girls trousers will improve my beard. If you look at all those NME bands they're all wearing girls trousers and not one of them has got a decent beard on em. They don't respect the full brilliance of the beard, they're not worthy of having one.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jul 26, 2007 13:11:27 GMT -1
Womb ferret ;D
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Post by thales on Jul 26, 2007 13:13:50 GMT -1
i had a full beard for about 4 years, bastard to trim...
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Post by officergroyman on Jul 26, 2007 13:18:34 GMT -1
hey gir' leave the jews out of this you racist biyatch!!! How was that racist?? Is this the Velcro Ninja episode all over again?? sensitive girl !!!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jul 26, 2007 13:28:40 GMT -1
...and I want you to guess what it is. Here's a clue - it's not a cat. It's a cat !!! ! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! (Correct - exalted! ;D)
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Post by thales on Jul 26, 2007 13:31:01 GMT -1
but you said oh.......
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Post by Billy on Jul 26, 2007 14:36:28 GMT -1
My attempts at beards are rubbish to I had quite a good beard when I was at uni In fact, I had it when I graduated!
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Post by Shippers on Jul 26, 2007 14:37:14 GMT -1
I'm thinking absolutely nothing at all.
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