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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 13, 2007 16:42:19 GMT -1
To be fair, i've never dated an out and out northerner but they say opposites attract. The question is, just how much opposite are Northers/Southerners! very oposite......we managed to evolve they havnt even started no no, you devolved..... completely different
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Post by Giar on Aug 13, 2007 16:47:32 GMT -1
into beings with class and better breeding.......far better than the northern "keep it in the family" attitude
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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 13, 2007 16:52:16 GMT -1
thats east anglia and the west country, not up north last season i took my mate to a sheffield united match and he's from hampshire - this was a conversation we had. Jon: Theres alot of fit woman in sheffield Me: You expected there not to be? Jon: Well i expected them to be more nordic *suggesting thats a bad thing* Me: Like Scandanavian? Swedish? .... Idiot
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Aug 13, 2007 16:52:37 GMT -1
Name? GRESLEY RAM AKA MIKE How Long Have you Known them? FROM THE OLD BBC 606 DAYS What is their favorite food? NOT SALAD JUDGING BY HIS WAISTLINE What Color Eyes do they have? CAN'T TELL FROM DOWN HERE What is their middle name? GULLIVER When is their birthday? WITHIN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS Do you trust them? YES I DO What is their best quaility? SENSE OF HUMOUR What is their worst quaility? CRAP WITH FIGURES FOR SOMEONE WHO WORKS IN FINANCE Would you go on a date with them? CERTAINLY NOT Would you hug them? NO I WOULDN'T Would you kiss them? THAT WOULD BE MORE GAY THAN THE OTHER TWO Would you go to a football match with them? YES If you could give them anything, what would it be? ENOUGH TO PAY HIS MORTGAGE OFF WITH Have you ever found them very annoying? NEVER Have you ever wanted to slap them with a wet fish? NOT REALLY Describe them in 3 words? BIG TALL BLOKE
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Post by Giar on Aug 13, 2007 16:55:26 GMT -1
thats east anglia and the west country, not up north last season i took my mate to a sheffield united match and he's from hampshire - this was a conversation we had. Jon: Theres alot of fit woman in sheffield Me: You expected there not to be? Jon: Well i expected them to be more nordic *suggesting thats a bad thing* Me: Like Scandanavian? Swedish? .... Idiot ok ill give you that one still we normally have a strict selection program down here and the unlucky/naturally ungifted ones are ship up to your neck of the woods
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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 13, 2007 16:56:46 GMT -1
thats east anglia and the west country, not up north last season i took my mate to a sheffield united match and he's from hampshire - this was a conversation we had. Jon: Theres alot of fit woman in sheffield Me: You expected there not to be? Jon: Well i expected them to be more nordic *suggesting thats a bad thing* Me: Like Scandanavian? Swedish? .... Idiot ok ill give you that one still we normally have a strict selection program down here and the unlucky/naturally ungifted ones are ship up to your neck of the woods alotta posh pony riders round my area ;D ..... then i go to lestoh
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Post by Lollipop on Aug 13, 2007 16:58:49 GMT -1
thats east anglia and the west country, not up north last season i took my mate to a sheffield united match and he's from hampshire - this was a conversation we had. Jon: Theres alot of fit woman in sheffield Me: You expected there not to be? Jon: Well i expected them to be more nordic *suggesting thats a bad thing* Me: Like Scandanavian? Swedish? .... Idiot ok ill give you that one still we normally have a strict selection program down here and the unlucky/naturally ungifted ones are ship up to your neck of the woods Will I be accepted into the cult of the South?
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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 13, 2007 16:59:44 GMT -1
since when have you been moving down south anyway?
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Aug 13, 2007 17:00:47 GMT -1
I'll do you...well, you know what i mean. *Sniggers* ;d *also sniggers* ;d
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Post by Lollipop on Aug 13, 2007 17:02:27 GMT -1
since when have you been moving down south anyway? When I've finished Uni. Thinking of going travelling for a bit - or doing something abroad. Then moving dahn sarf.
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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 13, 2007 17:03:15 GMT -1
since when have you been moving down south anyway? When I've finished Uni. Thinking of going travelling for a bit - or doing something abroad. Then moving dahn sarf. mmkay.... i'm off.
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Post by Lollipop on Aug 13, 2007 17:04:25 GMT -1
Buh bye x
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Aug 14, 2007 15:45:23 GMT -1
Name? GRESLEY RAM AKA MIKE How Long Have you Known them? FROM THE OLD BBC 606 DAYS What is their favorite food? NOT SALAD JUDGING BY HIS WAISTLINE What Color Eyes do they have? CAN'T TELL FROM DOWN HERE What is their middle name? GULLIVER When is their birthday? WITHIN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS Do you trust them? YES I DO What is their best quaility? SENSE OF HUMOUR What is their worst quaility? CRAP WITH FIGURES FOR SOMEONE WHO WORKS IN FINANCE Would you go on a date with them? CERTAINLY NOT Would you hug them? NO I WOULDN'T Would you kiss them? THAT WOULD BE MORE GAY THAN THE OTHER TWO Would you go to a football match with them? YES If you could give them anything, what would it be? ENOUGH TO PAY HIS MORTGAGE OFF WITH Have you ever found them very annoying? NEVER Have you ever wanted to slap them with a wet fish? NOT REALLY Describe them in 3 words? BIG TALL BLOKE Cheeky bastard, and my figure work is fine mate! Here's yours: Name? CHOPPER READ AKA IVANHow Long Have you Known them? ABOUT 20 MONTHS OR SO I RECKONWhat is their favorite food? ANYTHING HE'S CAUGHT WHILE HUNTING AND GATHERING!What Color Eyes do they have? I'M GUESSING BROWN!What is their middle name? DONT KNOW, BUT WOULD LIKE IT TO BE DEREKWhen is their birthday? THATS A SECRET!Do you trust them? YES, 100%What is their best quaility? VERY FUNNY BLOKE!What is their worst quaility? NEVER FUCKING IN WHEN I NEED COFFEE!Would you go on a date with them? NEVER!Would you hug them? ONLY IF DERBY SCORED!Would you kiss them? THAT WOULD BE MORE GAY THAN THE OTHER TWO!!Would you go to a football match with them? YESIf you could give them anything, what would it be? A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF BISHOPS FINGER OR SOME OTHER RANDOM ALE!Have you ever found them very annoying? NOPEHave you ever wanted to slap them with a wet fish? NOPEDescribe them in 3 words? DOWN TO EARTH!
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Post by Giar on Aug 14, 2007 15:48:38 GMT -1
ok ill give you that one still we normally have a strict selection program down here and the unlucky/naturally ungifted ones are ship up to your neck of the woods Will I be accepted into the cult of the South? corse you will darlin....just as long as you try to stiffle the funny way you talk
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Aug 15, 2007 18:53:49 GMT -1
Name? GRESLEY RAM AKA MIKE How Long Have you Known them? FROM THE OLD BBC 606 DAYS What is their favorite food? NOT SALAD JUDGING BY HIS WAISTLINE What Color Eyes do they have? CAN'T TELL FROM DOWN HERE What is their middle name? GULLIVER When is their birthday? WITHIN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS Do you trust them? YES I DO What is their best quaility? SENSE OF HUMOUR What is their worst quaility? CRAP WITH FIGURES FOR SOMEONE WHO WORKS IN FINANCE Would you go on a date with them? CERTAINLY NOT Would you hug them? NO I WOULDN'T Would you kiss them? THAT WOULD BE MORE GAY THAN THE OTHER TWO Would you go to a football match with them? YES If you could give them anything, what would it be? ENOUGH TO PAY HIS MORTGAGE OFF WITH Have you ever found them very annoying? NEVER Have you ever wanted to slap them with a wet fish? NOT REALLY Describe them in 3 words? BIG TALL BLOKE Cheeky bastard, and my figure work is fine mate! Here's yours: Name? CHOPPER READ AKA IVANHow Long Have you Known them? ABOUT 20 MONTHS OR SO I RECKONWhat is their favorite food? ANYTHING HE'S CAUGHT WHILE HUNTING AND GATHERING!What Color Eyes do they have? I'M GUESSING BROWN!What is their middle name? DONT KNOW, BUT WOULD LIKE IT TO BE DEREKWhen is their birthday? THATS A SECRET!Do you trust them? YES, 100%What is their best quaility? VERY FUNNY BLOKE!What is their worst quaility? NEVER FUCKING IN WHEN I NEED COFFEE!Would you go on a date with them? NEVER!Would you hug them? ONLY IF DERBY SCORED!Would you kiss them? THAT WOULD BE MORE GAY THAN THE OTHER TWO!!Would you go to a football match with them? YESIf you could give them anything, what would it be? A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF BISHOPS FINGER OR SOME OTHER RANDOM ALE!Have you ever found them very annoying? NOPEHave you ever wanted to slap them with a wet fish? NOPEDescribe them in 3 words? DOWN TO EARTH!Seen it now mate,and i was in today yer cheeky fooker.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Aug 15, 2007 18:56:41 GMT -1
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Post by shinny on Aug 15, 2007 19:01:10 GMT -1
Name? Tom How Long Have you Known them? a long long time! What is their favorite food? food... What Color Eyes do they have? blue What is their middle name? Simon (another one!) When is their birthday? 7th June Do you trust them? yes What is their best quaility? hes funny What is their worst quaility? doesn't always talk Would you go on a date with them? well... we've been together two years so pointless question Would you hug them? have done Would you kiss them? yep! Would you go to a football match with them? went last night If you could give them anything, what would it be? dunno... have some ideas but none I'm discussing on a board my sister is on Have you ever found them very annoying? of course! Have you ever wanted to slap them with a wet fish? I've wanted to slap every member of this board with a wet fish at some point or another! Describe them in 3 words? nutty, sweet and noisy
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 19, 2007 21:28:51 GMT -1
since when have you been moving down south anyway? When I've finished Uni. Thinking of going travelling for a bit - or doing something abroad. Then moving dahn sarf. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fine choice, you'll be welcome!
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Post by Lollipop on Aug 19, 2007 21:36:52 GMT -1
When I've finished Uni. Thinking of going travelling for a bit - or doing something abroad. Then moving dahn sarf. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fine choice, you'll be welcome! It's just a pipe dream at the moment as I haven't made any solid plans yet. But I'm very hopeful that it will happen.
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 19, 2007 22:26:34 GMT -1
It's just a pipe dream at the moment as I haven't made any solid plans yet. But I'm very hopeful that it will happen. That's cool, time is on your side anyway!
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