Your friends.
((One)) Billybob
((Two)) MrsH
((Three)) Shinnybollocks
((Four)) Cav
((Five)) EOIN!!!
((Six)) Ninja Squirrel MBE
Number One
((How old are they?)) 28 (I think) but looks to be in his early 40's in his cords (only jeeoking Billylad!)
((Any pets?)) Not sure, however, I've heard he regularly gets kicked out of Rugby municipal swimming pool for heavy petting...
((Or maybe you're dating.)) Maybe....but no GRRRRRRR
((Best present you've gotten them?)) His wit
((What's an inside joke of yours?)) Bear walks into a pub and says "pint of........................................................................................................lager please" THe barman says "why the big pause"..... (not an inside joke but makes me larf
((Are they the only person who understands you?)) No - I'm very elloquent
((Describe them in one word.)) Gentleman
((Is this person funny?)) A comedic genius - whether he realises it or not!
Number Two
((How old are they?)) As old as the hills
((Male or female?)) Def. female.... mmmmm
((Ever seen a movie together?)) No, but I'd like to think we might star in one together in the future
((Do you know their deepest, darkest secret?)) I do, but can't possibly divulge it
((Will you invite them to your wedding?)) Erm... maybe if I have a second one!
Number Three
((Age?)) Too young damnit!
((Gender?)) Female
((Do they like polka dots?)) I think she would - and all things sparkly!
((What about squirrels? Do they like squirrels?)) Ha! Everyone likes squirrels (see No.6!)
((Do they believe in ghosts?)) Probably - she's haunted by the ghost of some McDermot fella....
((Do they find Spongebob funny or annoying?)) I'd guess at annoying...?
((Are they online a lot?)) At one place or another - yes!
Number Four
((Age?)) 28 (?)
((What is this person's favorite color?)) PInk - Cav likes it Pink!
((Are they a generally happy person?)) Indeedy... the ladies love Cav!
((Are they a funny person?)) Genuinly very funny indeed!
((What kind of movies do they like?)) Chick flicks....
((Is this person very sarcastic?)) Like no!... waves hand!
Number Five
((Age?)) 425 (He's an urchin under a bridge)
((Siblings?)) Dunno.... but being irish I reckon he's catholic - therefore I'd guess at at least 7 ;D
((Does this person have any strange pets?)) Tortoises I think!
((Are they openminded?)) Nah! He wouldn't admit that if Ireland played England again we'd give them a kicking!
((A neat freak?)) Just freak!
((Do they like rock music?)) He likes all manner of cack music - but I think rock too (not hair rock though)
((Country?)) Oirland
((Rap?)) He's done time for canabis production and running 85 crack whores
Number Six
((Age?)) 20-odd - although noone knows his real identity!
((Like crappy music?)) Not sure - why do I have the theme tune to Mission Impossible in my head...!?!
((Single or taken?)) Has a harem of squirrelinas
((Do they tell you everything?)) Nope - International man of mystery (see above)
((Who are they going out with?)) Angelina Jolie and Scarlet Johannson
((Do you wish you lived with them?)) Nah. I wish I lived in Hugh Heffner's house
((Could you live with them?)) Probably - If I could find his abode
((Have you even met them?)) no
((Do you have their phone number?)) 0800 call-for-a-ninja
In Conclusion...
((Are any of them in your top six for no reason?)) No - I love them all in different ways
((Who is the most innocent?)) Billy - He's the most genuine person I've never met
((Who's the funniest?)) Mrsh
((Who's the most gothic?)) Mrsh
((Who is the most original?)) Cav
((Who is the biggest partier?)) Dunno
((Who's the most laid back?)) Ninj / EOIN tied
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