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IAQ
Jul 23, 2007 14:21:47 GMT -1
Post by Stan on Jul 23, 2007 14:21:47 GMT -1
Do you agree that Jill Dando's (rest her soul) name is the best for spoonerisms..
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IAQ
Jul 23, 2007 14:22:20 GMT -1
Post by Shippers on Jul 23, 2007 14:22:20 GMT -1
Why do traffice wardens suddenly appear every time you are near?
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IAQ
Jul 23, 2007 14:22:30 GMT -1
Post by addicted2venos on Jul 23, 2007 14:22:30 GMT -1
Why do people say ..... 'that smells funny'?? ......... as I have never encountered a smell that made me laugh!!
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Jul 23, 2007 14:23:06 GMT -1
Post by jh1980 on Jul 23, 2007 14:23:06 GMT -1
Are Mulberries the only fruit?
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Jul 23, 2007 14:23:46 GMT -1
Post by Stan on Jul 23, 2007 14:23:46 GMT -1
Would you like a strepsil Mr.Vader...?
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Jul 23, 2007 14:24:05 GMT -1
Post by The Lucky C on Jul 23, 2007 14:24:05 GMT -1
Do tears taste like sardines?
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IAQ
Jul 23, 2007 14:25:14 GMT -1
Post by addicted2venos on Jul 23, 2007 14:25:14 GMT -1
What is the appropriate response to being presented with Savlon as a present??
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IAQ
Jul 23, 2007 14:25:21 GMT -1
Post by Shippers on Jul 23, 2007 14:25:21 GMT -1
What is Cilit and what makes it bang?
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IAQ
Jul 23, 2007 14:26:05 GMT -1
Post by Stan on Jul 23, 2007 14:26:05 GMT -1
Does my cock look big in this?
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Jul 23, 2007 14:26:52 GMT -1
Post by The Lucky C on Jul 23, 2007 14:26:52 GMT -1
Are starbursts leading to the destruction of the sun? If not, why aren't they still called Opal Fruits?
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Jul 23, 2007 14:27:09 GMT -1
Post by Shippers on Jul 23, 2007 14:27:09 GMT -1
Would you like a strepsil Mr.Vader...? awesome. Excuse me but do you have a license for those thighs?
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Jul 23, 2007 14:29:24 GMT -1
Post by The Lucky C on Jul 23, 2007 14:29:24 GMT -1
Why did you pour furniture cleaner in my coke and tell me it was lemon?
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IAQ
Jul 23, 2007 14:30:05 GMT -1
Post by Stan on Jul 23, 2007 14:30:05 GMT -1
Would you like a strepsil Mr.Vader...? awesome. Excuse me but do you have a license for those thighs? I was gonna say Tune (as in 'makes you breathe more easily) but thought it might sound like I wanted to serenade him! Hello there fine filly... would you like me to give you a jolly good seeing to...?
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Jul 23, 2007 14:31:33 GMT -1
Post by Stan on Jul 23, 2007 14:31:33 GMT -1
Well where do you think Mr.Hanky's water slide goes to?
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Jul 23, 2007 14:34:58 GMT -1
Post by The Lucky C on Jul 23, 2007 14:34:58 GMT -1
what a well-adjusted young man you are, why did you get a cobra?
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IAQ
Jul 23, 2007 14:35:01 GMT -1
Post by jh1980 on Jul 23, 2007 14:35:01 GMT -1
Is my loneliness cause or effect of my psychopathic tendencies?
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Jul 24, 2007 8:42:41 GMT -1
Post by Shippers on Jul 24, 2007 8:42:41 GMT -1
what do you mean why would I insert used tampons up my nose?
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Jul 24, 2007 8:45:32 GMT -1
Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jul 24, 2007 8:45:32 GMT -1
Is it true your Majesty that the Duke of Edinburgh rides you like a pony?
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Jul 24, 2007 8:47:31 GMT -1
Post by Shippers on Jul 24, 2007 8:47:31 GMT -1
Would you like that honorary degree in psychology or sociology Miss Goddy?
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Jul 24, 2007 8:54:19 GMT -1
Post by The Lucky C on Jul 24, 2007 8:54:19 GMT -1
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth Mr Blair?
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