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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 16, 2007 12:16:46 GMT -1
"Could the owner of a Vauxhall Astra, registration number P914...., please return to their vehicle immediately, as it is rolling unacompanied." Announcement at Oxford v Torquay
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 16, 2007 14:36:31 GMT -1
"Youre shit, and you know you are." Swindon fans to Gillingham fans when they were winning 5-0. "We're shit, and we know we are!" Gillingham's reply! (Alex, Swindon).
cmon you Robins ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 16, 2007 16:47:21 GMT -1
"Could the owner of a Vauxhall Astra, registration number P914...., please return to their vehicle immediately, as it is rolling unacompanied." Announcement at Oxford v TorquayLMAO!! someone drives a P reg Astra!! ;D
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Post by GeoFox on Oct 16, 2007 17:07:55 GMT -1
My car is a year older than that! ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 16, 2007 17:10:40 GMT -1
My car is a year older than that! ;D is it an astra?? ;D
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Oct 16, 2007 17:20:48 GMT -1
My car is a year older than that! ;D Gres's jokes are much older.
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Post by Can't Live Without Spurs on Oct 16, 2007 17:28:28 GMT -1
"Happy birthday to you" Villa Fans to us at half time of the the 125th anniversary match
"4-1 And you fucked it up" sung at full time ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 16, 2007 17:48:47 GMT -1
"Happy birthday to you" Villa Fans to us at half time of the the 125th anniversary match "4-1 And you fucked it up" sung at full time ;D WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO ;D
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Post by GeoFox on Oct 16, 2007 17:48:52 GMT -1
My car is a year older than that! ;D is it an astra?? ;D No, worse!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 16, 2007 19:27:16 GMT -1
No, worse! LOL - what is it then?? ;D
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Post by GeoFox on Oct 16, 2007 19:34:18 GMT -1
An N reg Nissan Almera Si
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 16, 2007 19:41:14 GMT -1
An N reg Nissan Almera Si Better than an Astra that is mate - nowt wrong with Nissans!! (i'm after an X trail myself)
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Post by GeoFox on Oct 16, 2007 19:43:03 GMT -1
An N reg Nissan Almera Si Better than an Astra that is mate - nowt wrong with Nissans!! (i'm after an X trail myself) Its not quite an X Trail. But nah its Japanese and hence reliable which is good in an old car...it all seems to work as it should which'll do me for now! It is yellowy green though...which isn't a great look!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 16, 2007 19:44:16 GMT -1
Better than an Astra that is mate - nowt wrong with Nissans!! (i'm after an X trail myself) Its not quite an X Trail. But nah its Japanese and hence reliable which is good in an old car...it all seems to work as it should which'll do me for now! It is yellowy green though...which isn't a great look! LMAO - could be worse, could be Indian Racing Gold!! They'd love that on Melton Road!! ;D
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Post by GeoFox on Oct 16, 2007 19:49:16 GMT -1
Its not quite an X Trail. But nah its Japanese and hence reliable which is good in an old car...it all seems to work as it should which'll do me for now! It is yellowy green though...which isn't a great look! LMAO - could be worse, could be Indian Racing Gold!! They'd love that on Melton Road!! ;D ;D haha well lucky for my car it doesn't have to go down the Melton Road much. My old car was a brown fiesta, this is actually is a small improvement in the colour stakes!
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Post by ---------a on Oct 16, 2007 20:31:10 GMT -1
Not chant of the week, but got reminded of this one today and made me laugh again "ohh matty taylor, he used to shag the sailors, but it's Will Young now" ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 30, 2007 19:20:16 GMT -1
"What's that coming over the hill - 10-point deduction, 10-point deduction."Colchester fans to Coventry regarding their lack of money. (Tom, Essex). ;D "6-0 - even Sheva scored!"Chelsea fans after the thrashing of Man City. (Layla, UK). 'We love you, Bolton, we do..."Leicester fans celebrate the departure of Gary Megson during the Barnsley match. (Jake, England). "We hate Coca-Cola, We hate Fanta too, Cos we're the Tartan Army, And we love Irn Bru!"Scotland fans watching Georgia game in a student bar in Aberdeen. (Ross G, Scotland). "You're the worst town in England!"Chelsea fans at the Riverside after Middlesbrough was voted the worst place to live. (Tom, Salisbury). ;D "Are you Tottenham in disguise?"Arsenal fans after putting seven past Slavia Prague. (Matt, England). "There's only one Peter Taylor."Palace fans after they went 3-1 down to Stoke in Neil Warnock's first home game in charge. (Chris, UK). "Lino, Lino!"Colchester fans when it was announced over the tannoy that a pair of glasses had been handed in. (Kieran Savill and Rob Lewarne). ;D ;D ;D "3-1 to the goldfish bowl!"Newcastle fans to ex-player Jermaine Jenas, who said living in the north-east was like living in a goldfish bowl. (Jordan Clough, England). "You dirty Northern ********!"Plymouth fans to Charlton. (David Rogers, England). ;D ;D "Are we England in disguise?"My Scottish wife chanting during the Georgia-Scotland game. (Richard Evans, UK). ;D "If Mills can play for England, so can I!"Wolves fans to Charlton's Danny Mills. (Joe Williams, England). "You're not singing any more."Wolves fans to Charlton. "We weren't singing anyway!"Charlton's response. (David Payne, England). ;D ;D "You can stick your flat-pack wardrobes up your ****!"Northern Ireland fans v Sweden. (Gareth Todd, Northern Ireland). Managers comment of the week!!"We felt we should have got something out of the game. If it wasn't one point, certainly two."Things don't add up for Wigan manager Chris Hutchings after the 3-2 defeat at Birmingham. ;D ;D stadium announcement of the week:Can the owner of a Ford Ka, registration XXXXXX, please return to your vehicle, as it is insecure."Announcer at the Peterborough-Hereford game. Perhaps it needed some reassurance? (Nick Edwards, UK).
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 30, 2007 19:22:58 GMT -1
"You dirty Northern ********!" Plymouth fans to Charlton. (David Rogers, England).
classic ;D
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Oct 31, 2007 23:16:39 GMT -1
Yeah, we're good with that. Stains fans get most confused. ;D
"6-0 - even Sheva scored!" Chelsea fans after the thrashing of Man City. (Layla, UK).
is my favourite...
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Post by PASTIE on Nov 1, 2007 23:13:47 GMT -1
Yep, I've sung that at Torquay. Look, it works, just:
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