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Post by Billy on Jul 5, 2007 13:13:29 GMT -1
Nope, I don't have a tail!
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Post by Billy on Jul 5, 2007 13:13:54 GMT -1
oh, and at this point I feel I should apologise to GT for hijacking his thread
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 13:15:24 GMT -1
I wish!!!! BILLY Scaramanga would sound There are other things as well but I shan't discuss them on here Billy Scaramanga... the man with the golden toe! ;D Okay matey, well as long as we have no further need to worry for your health!
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Post by Billy on Jul 5, 2007 13:17:05 GMT -1
The first lines of that song are "He has a powerful weapon He charges a million a shot" ;D No, I don't think you need worry anymore
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 13:17:42 GMT -1
Nope, I don't have a tail! Scales?
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Post by officergroyman on Jul 5, 2007 13:19:24 GMT -1
Anyone ever had one, I think I've got one Bloody hurts I've had one - not fun. Think I got mine because the shoes I was wearing were getting to small. haven't had one in years, probably due to the fact that my feet have long since stopped growing. I ended up soaking mine in warm water with epsom salts. Fortunately it was summer and I was able to wear sandals, it worked itself out eventually.
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Post by Billy on Jul 5, 2007 13:20:48 GMT -1
Nope, I don't have a tail! Scales? no, but I do have webbed feet and a forked tongue
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 13:24:07 GMT -1
He has cloven hooves, he just told me! Aye that song was clearly about as innocent as the collective minds of 606!
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 13:25:10 GMT -1
Webbed feet and cloven hooves. My you're a special boy Billy. We should exhibit you.
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Post by Billy on Jul 5, 2007 13:25:55 GMT -1
I love James Bond movies - when I first watched them as a kid I didn't get all the sexual connotations and stuff that went with them, but you watch them now and they're just brilliant, if at times a little un-subtle
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Post by Billy on Jul 5, 2007 13:26:35 GMT -1
Webbed feet and cloven hooves. My you're a special boy Billy. We should exhibit you. Now you see why other people (ie you and CAV) have to have my kids for me
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 13:28:56 GMT -1
Webbed feet and cloven hooves. My you're a special boy Billy. We should exhibit you. Now you see why other people (ie you and CAV) have to have my kids for me Lol I'm not sure I want my child reared by a three nippled, kalidoscopic eyed duck man.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jul 5, 2007 13:33:49 GMT -1
Now you see why other people (ie you and CAV) have to have my kids for me Lol I'm not sure I want my child reared by a three nippled, kalidoscopic eyed duck man. Who ever said sensitivity wasn't your strong point? (I'm sitting here trying not to laugh out loud in the middle of the office, you evil cow!)
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Post by Billy on Jul 5, 2007 13:34:41 GMT -1
Now you see why other people (ie you and CAV) have to have my kids for me Lol I'm not sure I want my child reared by a three nippled, kalidoscopic eyed duck man. well my third nipple was removed The eyes aren't too bad so long as I don't drink too much and I don't really have webbed feet - that bit was a joke ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 13:34:42 GMT -1
Now you see why other people (ie you and CAV) have to have my kids for me Lol I'm not sure I want my child reared by a three nippled, kalidoscopic eyed duck man. "Straight to the solar plexus! That's a killer blow from Laura Del Monte there!" ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 13:35:47 GMT -1
Lol I'm not sure I want my child reared by a three nippled, kalidoscopic eyed duck man. Who ever said sensitivity wasn't your strong point? (I'm sitting here trying not to laugh out loud in the middle of the office, you evil cow!) It has been said before that I lack the "stop and think before you speak" gene. ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 13:39:48 GMT -1
I'd love you Billy even if you had 3 heads, as long as one of them wasn't Neil Warnock.
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 5, 2007 13:40:26 GMT -1
It has been said before that I lack the "stop and think before you speak" gene. ;D Lack of self-censorship - like me and A2V, among others! Or... maybe... "It's the evil gene. About one in a million people have it. Adolf Hitler had it. Genghis Khan had it. And you have it!" ;D
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Post by Billy on Jul 5, 2007 13:41:36 GMT -1
I'd love you Billy even if you had 3 heads, as long as one of them wasn't Neil Warnock. awwww shucks
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 5, 2007 13:42:11 GMT -1
It has been said before that I lack the "stop and think before you speak" gene. ;D Lack of self-censorship - like me and A2V, among others! Or... maybe... "It's the evil gene. About one in a million people have it. Adolf Hitler had it. Genghis Khan had it. And you have it!" ;D Now you know that's not true. I'm senstive. I offered to kick your arse earlier if you started wearing Forever Friends t-shirts. If that's not friendship then I don't know what is!
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